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Old 04-07-2013, 12:16 PM   #58351
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog & Reading is FUNdamental

Wtf you live in Springfield? Why?
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Old 04-07-2013, 12:22 PM   #58352
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Cuz it's not Decatur is the best answer I have. Most of my friends and family are here and cost of living isn't terrible. Semi close to both STL and Chicago but yeah there's not much to do around here.
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Old 04-07-2013, 12:29 PM   #58353
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Truth that Springfield >>> Decatur.
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Old 04-07-2013, 12:30 PM   #58354
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springfield semi close to chicago? lol.
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Old 04-07-2013, 12:38 PM   #58355
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to tie in the current topic with a recently discussed topic, david foster wallace's "getting away from already pretty much being away from it all" on the illinois state fair is also an elite essay.
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Old 04-07-2013, 01:08 PM   #58356
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i'll give nascar this: they don't for a second pretend their fans are more diverse than they actually are. turned on the radio on the way home from the gym and it's on a nascar prerace ceremony where some preacher is leading the crowd in the grandstand on a congregation about jesus's resurrection (i think?)
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Old 04-07-2013, 01:14 PM   #58357
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springfield semi close to chicago? lol.
When you're in Springfield a lot three and a half hours of driving doesn't seem that bad to get away.
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Old 04-07-2013, 01:29 PM   #58358
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Old 04-07-2013, 01:31 PM   #58359
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i was wondering why 2p2 felt a little less douchey today
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Old 04-07-2013, 01:39 PM   #58360
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http://www.cp24.com/mobile/news/man-...club-1.1227626

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Police are searching for suspects after a 19-year-old man was sexually assaulted by a group of women that had offered him a ride home from a downtown club Saturday night.
The victim met the four women at a nightclub near King Street and University Avenue.
According to police, the woman then offered the man a ride home, but he was instead driven to a parking lot near Queen Street and Spadina Avenue, where he was sexually assaulted by all four suspects.
Following the assault, the victim was released and the suspects fled the scene in a silver Honda SUV.
The first suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs., with short blond hair and a tattoo of wings on the back of her neck. The woman, who was the driver of the vehicle, also spoke with a British accent.
The second suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs., with long dark hair, the bottom portion of which was dyed red.
The description for the other two suspects is less clear with both described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four and weighing between 190-200 lbs.,
All four suspects were dressed in short black dresses and wore high heels with no nylons.
Anyone with information is asked to contact police at (416) 808−7474 or Crime Stoppers at (416) 222−TIPS (8477).
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Old 04-07-2013, 01:42 PM   #58361
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Old 04-07-2013, 01:47 PM   #58362
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What does sexual assault entail in that context
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Old 04-07-2013, 01:48 PM   #58363
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I don't get it. Who's the victim here?
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Old 04-07-2013, 01:49 PM   #58364
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What does sexual assault entail in that context
gangraped by fatties
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Old 04-07-2013, 01:50 PM   #58365
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4 identical 30-36, 5'4 190-200 pound females. He was assaulted by a roller derby team.
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Old 04-07-2013, 01:50 PM   #58366
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The first suspect is described as white
good start,

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between 30 and 36 years of age
ok a little older than i'm used to but that's fine

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about five-foot-four
sure, i know lots of hot short girls

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190-200 lbs
ah

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Old 04-07-2013, 01:52 PM   #58367
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good start,


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Same thought process as BAIDS. Clark and Richard not reading closely enough.
or perhaps they enjoy a lil more cushion for the pushin

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Old 04-07-2013, 01:54 PM   #58368
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Same thought process as BAIDS. Clark and Richard not reading closely enough.
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Old 04-07-2013, 01:57 PM   #58369
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Police have asked the accuser to pick the perpetrators out of a lineup:
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Old 04-07-2013, 01:58 PM   #58370
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BAIDS conveniently ignoring the British accent part
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Old 04-07-2013, 02:00 PM   #58371
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probably Australian accents, rape victim was disoriented
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Old 04-07-2013, 02:02 PM   #58372
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Old 04-07-2013, 02:02 PM   #58373
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I don't get it. Who's the victim here?
Probably the dude, the women are all described to be 200 pounds.
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Old 04-07-2013, 02:07 PM   #58374
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Almost forgot about 2 hour MAD MEN premier tonight
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Old 04-07-2013, 02:07 PM   #58375
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Why I really mean is......did they anally rape him with a beer bottle, or did they hold him down, somehow get him hard and then ride him while they took turns sitting on him to hold him down.
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