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Originally Posted by Karak
how do you guys say "salmon"
Sah-mun
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Originally Posted by Shark Sandwich
Deets on using big black stripper **** to have great sex with your wife plz
Edit: actually, please don't elaborate
Wasn't there a cuckolding thread in BBV4L for a while?
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Originally Posted by Empire Man
this would work too
I've used that line, or a variant, to start speeches before, it works pretty well.
My favorite open was for a speech to my work group over the summer when I interned at a Pharmaceutical Company:
"When I think about you guys, I'm reminded of what my dad said when he dropped me off for my first day of work: "You're not my real son and I never loved you". That sort of left me looking for another family so you can imagine how happy I was to find you guys and have such a great summer."
Got a solid laugh.