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Old 04-02-2013, 10:12 PM   #57601
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Deets on using big black stripper **** to have great sex with your wife plz
You know... just like "I bet you liked that big **** in your face!" kinda stuff.

You young guys will get here eventually.
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:13 PM   #57602
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:13 PM   #57603
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Depends on who's asking. Usually SAM-un. Sometimes ICK-thiss.
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:14 PM   #57604
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You know... just like "I bet you liked that big **** in your face!" kinda stuff.

You young guys will get here eventually.
It moved a little
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:36 PM   #57605
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If you don't like GOT then **** yourself.

Reading the books before seeing the TV show is a bad idea. From everything I know the TV show is >>>>>the books.
what. if thats true then its the first book--->movie conversion in the history of the world that this is the case for. and everyone I've talked to that has read the book has of course said the book is way better.

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Anyone have any experience being best man/throwing a bachelor party? I'm going to have to do both for the first [and likely only] time in my life sometime next year and am irrationally sort of terrified. Just alcohol and strippers and you can't go wrong, or what? Any tips for the speech? I feel like I'm making this much harder than it should be.
Im being a best man for the first in about 6 months as well so I'd love to see this discussion continue.
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:38 PM   #57606
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Can't believe we made it through that whole exchange without RAIDS trying to talk **** about nath
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:49 PM   #57607
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how do you guys say "salmon"
Sah-mun

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Deets on using big black stripper **** to have great sex with your wife plz

Edit: actually, please don't elaborate
Wasn't there a cuckolding thread in BBV4L for a while?

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this would work too
I've used that line, or a variant, to start speeches before, it works pretty well.

My favorite open was for a speech to my work group over the summer when I interned at a Pharmaceutical Company:

"When I think about you guys, I'm reminded of what my dad said when he dropped me off for my first day of work: "You're not my real son and I never loved you". That sort of left me looking for another family so you can imagine how happy I was to find you guys and have such a great summer."

Got a solid laugh.
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:51 PM   #57608
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Sadly a google search of "Bachelorette Party Stripper Dick Sucking Facebook" did very poorly and may also have put me on some lists.
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:54 PM   #57609
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proud of people, 93%+ voted Mike Rice should be fired.
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:55 PM   #57610
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what. if thats true then its the first book--->movie conversion in the history of the world that this is the case for. and everyone I've talked to that has read the book has of course said the book is way better.
There have been better movies than books conversions, that's a myth.
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:57 PM   #57611
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Cite. Also GoT books>>>show. Fact.
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Old 04-02-2013, 11:00 PM   #57612
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Godfather_(novel)

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Old 04-02-2013, 11:00 PM   #57613
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Shawshank better movie than book. Short story tho, not sure if it counts.
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Old 04-02-2013, 11:00 PM   #57614
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GoT isn't a movie though, it's a season of 1hr shows. It should lose very little from book->screen. A large book being parsed down to <3hrs. is probably going to be lacking.
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Old 04-02-2013, 11:02 PM   #57615
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Old 04-02-2013, 11:02 PM   #57616
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I've never heard of GOT before it was a TV show.

Therefore the TV show is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the books and anyone who argues that is a moron who likes giant black bushes like Omar.
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Old 04-02-2013, 11:04 PM   #57617
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I don't read enough of your posts to make fun of you that way.
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Old 04-02-2013, 11:13 PM   #57618
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Flew_Over_the_Cuckoos_Nest_(film)

great book, GOATish movie.
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Old 04-02-2013, 11:15 PM   #57619
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I don't read enough of your posts to make fun of you that way.
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Old 04-02-2013, 11:19 PM   #57620
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I started reading some puzo books recently. Dude would be an elite 2+2er
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Old 04-02-2013, 11:20 PM   #57621
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Therefore the TV show is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the books and anyone who argues that is a moron who likes giant black bushes like Omar.
I'm not sure "bushes" was the word you were looking for.

GoT books indeed>show, but they both are ****ing awesome.
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Old 04-02-2013, 11:22 PM   #57622
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Old 04-02-2013, 11:39 PM   #57623
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog & Christ Baiting

For bachelor party just get alcohol, strippers, and gambling. If for whatever reason you cant do strippers or gambling just get a bunch more alcohol and go fishing or something.

As for the speech don't even bother with lovey ****. Just tell the funniest story you have and at the end make it relate to getting married or something. People have been bored out of their minds listening and watching all day. Make them laugh. I told a farting story related to the groom.
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Old 04-02-2013, 11:53 PM   #57624
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You know... just like "I bet you liked that big **** in your face!" kinda stuff.

You young guys will get here eventually.
Remove 'stripper' and I'm already there,
Edit: granted, I.m not marrried
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Old 04-02-2013, 11:56 PM   #57625
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I've never heard of GOT before it was a TV show.

Therefore the TV show is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the books and anyone who argues that is a moron who likes giant black bushes like Omar.
This is ofc absurd since the books crush the show, but I realize you're semi-trolling here
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