Amazing gif and great breakdown irm.

This one might be better. What's the story behind this? looks like he planned this break and enter very well. He even took the time to put some pillows under his clothes for disguise.

4th level thinker here.

Sometimes it's 4am and you really want a corndog.

I'm going to try to type out the guy's thoughts in that gif:

"Got dammit, Tina Mayble ain't gunna cook me no corn doggie in middle (burp) night - I go make one my got darn self.....(burp)...here's a store....wut is this..Exxon..I bet dey got dem 12 hour old corn dogs (burp). Hmmm I ain't see no ragheads in there working da register. I'mmo get me some corngods (burp). Let me pull this panty over mah head so camera ain't gunna see me and identify me as William Ray Travis, which is undoubtedly my name. Here's a good rock I can bash through that there winduh. BOOM! **** yeah - corngods to high heaven. Wait wut it didn't break apart. Aww got darnit to hellfire. I needa get outta here! Owwww mama somebody tripped me! Obama keepin' us down...(burp)."

A+, had me laughing

What the hell is up with that guy's gut? Does he have an umbilical hernia?

so I'm riding an exercise bike watching around the horn and reading 2p2 on my phone.

old guy gets on the treadmill next to me, immediately grabs the remote and says, 'you watchin' that?'

nope. shoore wasn't buddy. I'm the only one in the room and the tv's on.

Read that in Dave Atterborough's for max effect.

@srm's post

Bout to get real serious about eating healthy, gonna start getting 6 inch chicken bacon ranches instead of footlongs.

Jesus Christ man, let yourself live a little

Sometimes you have to make sacrifices.

these mass avatar changes always throw me off my 2p2 game

chicken, bacon diet is a pro move

subway

munched on some chipotle at lunch

Guy that filmed the Ke$ha doc is doing an ama on reddit

are you upset that he put on friends re-runs

to be fair to the guy, Around the Horn is quintessential "show that's on but people aren't actually watching" (though I realize it's a bit different with you being the only one in there)

mmm chicken bacon ranch from subway. firehouse subs definitely better though.

I have to make this for my ketone diet imo

This South Park post-9/11 episode is pretty uncomfortable to rewatch. They did this so much better in Team America.

Finally found a place that sells grass-fed beef liver. Farm, actually. So pretty sure I'll have some beef liver pate for lunch next week. The secret ingredient is bacon fat.

Can't say I'm minding this new health kick at all.

rodman woat ambassador

I briefly mentioned in jan when I started my interview process for this company in chatt. 3 interviews and 3 tests later I get declined today . Ahhhh ****ty. Fgcu gonna get a dub tomorrow and make everything gravy though.

Whats the story behind the basketball player chicken dancing that's in every third posters avatar now?

GOAT COAST