SE FAQ, Liveblog & Sandwich meat, Amish mayonnaise, runaway truck ramps, points, red meat, 1-2 NL, and lactose intolerance Thread

What on earth

you must be 15 if you don't know what points are
whole milk though.

How do you get 75k points?

Oops, pounds

Oh

if you are marshall henderson you take 80k shots

In Lactaid? I eat like 3-10 pills a day, am I gonna die?

madison square garden what?

If it says "natural flavors" that's probably what it means. No, you likely won't die from it, just me.

no lactaid does not contain msg afaik. i believe he's worried about msg in dairy products but i could be wrong.

i found this which claims to only contain lactase enzyme but if you're worried that it will kill you you might be better off just avoiding dairy i guess.

http://naturalfactors.com/caen/produ...lactase-enzyme

This ****ing sucks, waiting an indefinite number of hours/days to find out if there was some manual error I missed somewhere that could potentially result in my being fired. Probability is probably lower than I estimate but it is most certainly nonzero and that ****ing sucks.

Truck was inspected by DOT (got told to pull into garage at weigh station) just hours before hand, so there's that. But still. They have different levels of inspection and I definitely wasn't the full one.

Getting towed into Vegas. This is a plausible, chronological sequence of events.

Get shut down for days and put up in motel while they work on my truck, go broke at poker, find out I'm jobless.

****ing vegas ruining everyone's lives

Sounds like the beginning of the Hangover IV

Hey Chad; also sounds like a great time to contract an STD, while you're at it.

PC, have you taken a photo of your shoes yet?

Hmm...thanks maybe I'll try this one. I vaguely recall some lactaid pills made me feel worse but maybe it was additives. So non-whole milk has MSG?

this. obligatory picture of your fins.

sounds like a pretty great short story/novella tho

Was ARod going to Vegas on that boat?

while we're not on the subject, there's another very tilting NYC ticket situation that is hitting close to home. Observe the following diagram:



The areas circled in red are legal parking spots. The New York City Traffic rules allow parking at some "T" intersections—those without traffic signals, all-way stop signs or crosswalk markings—even if there is a curb cut at that location.

http://www.nyc.gov/html/dot/html/mot...tro.shtml#regs

There's this exact type of intersection on my street. However, the parking ticket person on my street is a ****ing moron and gives out tickets for this. iirc they are $165, not cheap ones. I got one a year ago, fought it and won, had to pay $0. But I'm not gonna spend hours per week at the DMV fighting these tickets, so essentially I can't park there anymore. After I got the ticket a year ago I showed the next traffic cop I could find that diagram and she had no idea about the rule. Oh well, first world problems I guess

maybe or it could just be hippies that fear anything "non natural". i dunno.