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"America's favorite teen mom and Chlamydia's patient zero telling me to abstain, awesome."

"Hello children. A teen mom and a faux Celeb whore are here to awkwardly tell you about abstaining from sex unless you have a large penis."

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11-24-2010 , 04:07 AM

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NozeCandy

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Also just read that the median age for Palin's show is 57 years old. Just an advertiser's dream right there.

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11-24-2010 , 04:41 AM

#5553

ThaSaltCracka

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its slow going but there are a lot of gems in that palin thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyWKlxNAh30

I don't even know where to start with this, but probably the best part is a teen mom whose parent's are rich telling people how hard it is to be a teen mom.

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11-24-2010 , 08:26 AM

#5554

Franchise 60

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What the **** has happened to my thread?

I saw noze talkin about Palin and lots of Sethy posts, this can't be good.

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11-24-2010 , 08:27 AM

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bowens

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Originally Posted by sethypooh21

JFC why would you mention that name.

lol alaska.

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11-24-2010 , 08:57 AM

#5556

Franchise 60

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FREE NEEDLE

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11-24-2010 , 12:38 PM

#5557

NozeCandy

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Originally Posted by Franchise 60

What the **** has happened to my thread?

I saw noze talkin about Palin and lots of Sethy posts, this can't be good.

Yeah, it was a late night. Mostly loling at the politics forum.

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11-24-2010 , 12:45 PM

#5558

tuq

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I mostly just follow the sticky in the politards forum, it can be entertaining and also serves to remind me why I rarely read anything below it.

There should be like some sort of cowcatcher or something which disallows people who have more than x posts/year in that forum from posting anywhere else, because they tend to try to turn any discussion elsewhere into politarding, like that TSA one in OOT.

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11-24-2010 , 12:54 PM

#5559

NozeCandy

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Yeah in OOT I'm looking for more hot stories of people getting fondled, not civil rights discussion.

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11-24-2010 , 01:14 PM

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kidcolin

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Originally Posted by sethypooh21

It's basically a lawyers trick - if you write a lot of words, it's hard to spot where you slipped in the lie/assumption you don't want challenged/goal post shift upon which the correctness of one's arguments rests.

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That's the whole thing that's annoying about lawyers. Learn to speak in lingo, charge people up the ass for it because they don't understand it. Insulting each other in terms the whole courthouse could easily grasp littered with expletives would at the very least make courtroom TV incredible.

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DING!

i was reading about some lawyer who prides himself on really basic wording in contracts and **** like that. Instead of fine print to avoid every angle of liability, just basic stuff. Google is coming up short though.

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11-24-2010 , 01:25 PM

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Omar Comin

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Originally Posted by Victor

what i dont get about the politics forum is the sheer amount of words that are used on every topic. its amazing that ppl would have enough time to take part in that forum.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/41...ession-921375/

just scrolling through that thread will make you smarter

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11-24-2010 , 01:30 PM

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Dudd

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I didn't bother to read, but I saw a lot of I.Love.Poker posts while scrolling through, and given his status as the single worst Michigay poster (yes, worse than Dr.ik.es, coincidentally also a politards poster), I believe it.

Last edited by Dudd; 11-24-2010 at 01:32 PM. Reason: coincidentally probably is the wrong word choice there, obviously would have been better

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11-24-2010 , 01:43 PM

#5563

Omar Comin

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You best not be disssin michigan

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11-24-2010 , 01:45 PM

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You guys are tempting fate. Before you know it dr ik.es will be giving us 9k words on how the liberal media rigged Bristol's loss on dancing with the stars to the chick who had the nose job because she was so Jewish.

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11-24-2010 , 01:50 PM

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Omar Comin

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I was watching sportscenter with some people and they starting talking about Bristol Palin staying on even though she sucks and I just started laughing because I remembered the story about the dude shooting his TV because he was so pissed off at the show because of her.

Spoiler:

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11-24-2010 , 01:52 PM

#5566

ThaSaltCracka

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Bristol Palin needs to get knocked up again

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11-24-2010 , 01:54 PM

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Bristol Palin needs to get knocked up again

i'm on it

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11-24-2010 , 01:58 PM

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ThaSaltCracka

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literally?

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11-24-2010 , 02:03 PM

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NozeCandy

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I'll pass on that mission, I don't need missionary in the dark while some slightly overweight creature moans, "Ohhh you betcha. Oh ya suuuuure" in my ear.

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11-24-2010 , 02:04 PM

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BobboFitos

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I'll pass on that mission, I don't need missionary in the dark while some slightly overweight creature moans, "Ohhh you betcha. Oh ya suuuuure" in my ear.

This. Bristol Palin is a 0.

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11-24-2010 , 02:05 PM

#5571

Dudd

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Yeah, but you get to pose in Playgirl afterwards and make nut commercials, you can't put a price on that kind of fame

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11-24-2010 , 02:05 PM

#5572

kkcountry

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Originally Posted by NozeCandy

I'll pass on that mission, I don't need missionary in the dark while some slightly overweight creature moans, "Ohhh you betcha. Oh ya suuuuure" in my ear.

Dude you'd def get anal, don't you know that doesn't count?