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Old 11-20-2010, 06:58 PM   #5476
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Old 11-20-2010, 08:10 PM   #5477
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The sun is out, the birds are chirping, what a beautiful Saturday morning in November.
What a truly amazing morning in the land of the sun, mother earth awoke with fervor today! My wife Lori and I set out for our daily 3:15am bike ride and knew this one would be outstanding. The crisp AM air rejuvenated my soul as I coasted down the hill to the beach, the beauty of the land kept me smiling wide, bugs and the occasional bat relentlessly smashing into my refrigerator door-sized front teeth, dying.

Ahh the San Diego beach, the most pristine and glorious beach in our solar system. I see the Gulf of Mexico, tiny as a tear, the coast of California! As I hobbled down the steps toward the water with the nauseatingly awkward gait of a crab half-eaten by seabirds I see that Lori is already in the ocean. She will stand in the sea with her body like sand, and the dolphins will come kiss the palms of her hands, as she opens her soul to the water and land, her smiles will color the sky.

The sky! The intensity of the sunrise! Not since the intensity of the famed Nobel Prize winner and NBA champion Dr. Jack Ramsay have I experienced such force. I recall a practice in Detroit when someone missed a layup where they should have dunked the basketball. Dr. Ramsay would have none of that and put on a dunking display the likes of which have never been seen! “This is how you dunk the ball! See?! See?!” he exclaimed as he threw down windmill dunk after windmill dunk with the power of the Hammer of Thor. Now Dr. Jack Ramsay is only four feet five inches tall, but his 65 inch vertical leap was on display that day as we watched a plaid-slacked banshee flying through the air in that practice gym in Detroit.

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Old 11-20-2010, 08:22 PM   #5478
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I thought of making a Bill Walton gimmick but lost interest.
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Old 11-20-2010, 08:33 PM   #5479
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I know you're tall and all, but you saw the Gulf of Mexico from a San Diego beach?
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Old 11-20-2010, 09:53 PM   #5480
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I know you're tall and all, but you saw the Gulf of Mexico from a San Diego beach?
ldo, what do you think the ocean is called south of the california border?

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Old 11-20-2010, 10:08 PM   #5481
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tip 100% if you are a baller and prove it for SE
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i would have tipped 15 but w/e
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Would tilt me too, unless she bought some homeless kid an xbox.
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ldo, what do you think the ocean is called south of the california border?

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Old 11-20-2010, 10:31 PM   #5482
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very good use of the not sure if serious.jpg
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Old 11-20-2010, 10:32 PM   #5483
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also, just finished watching the latest episode of Community...if any of you have yet to watch this show, I highly suggest you do. Youre missing out.

Funniest show on television atm, ainec.
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Old 11-21-2010, 12:50 AM   #5484
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ldo, what do you think the ocean is called south of the california border?

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Old 11-21-2010, 01:00 AM   #5485
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ldo, what do you think the ocean is called south of the california border?

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i'm not sure who to give this to, but here.

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Old 11-21-2010, 01:04 AM   #5486
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If you're implying the Bill Walton post was getting that wrong on purpose, than me I guess. But if you're saying he's being sarcastic, and I was supposed to get that, then him.
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Old 11-21-2010, 01:05 AM   #5487
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you just called a trophy a dumbass, NOW who's the dumbass?

and plus, THE GULF OF MEXICO IS ALL THE PART IN THAT PHOTO THAT IS THAT ONE COLOR LDO
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Old 11-21-2010, 01:05 AM   #5488
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It must suck to live on the small **** of Mexico. It looks so empty there. They're probably all snorting coke while depressed. Sad.
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Old 11-21-2010, 01:08 AM   #5489
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Nah they're all getting shot/decapitated, or celebrating their escape from prison with Morgan Freeman.
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Old 11-21-2010, 01:20 AM   #5490
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It must suck to live on the small **** of Mexico. It looks so empty there. They're probably all snorting coke while depressed. Sad.
I'm sure they all wish they were in Middle of Nowhere, Canada, right now. Instead they're stuck with 80 degree temperatures and beaches. ˇQue lastima!
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Old 11-21-2010, 01:26 AM   #5491
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I live in a very natural geographical area. They wish they could live here instead of on some long small **** inferior part of Mexico.
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Old 11-21-2010, 01:37 AM   #5492
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cabo's on the small dick you know
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Old 11-21-2010, 01:59 AM   #5493
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I wonder which Drug Cartel has control over the small dick at the current time

I heard it wasnt safe to travel to Mexico a while back. Has it calmed down yet?
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Old 11-21-2010, 02:13 AM   #5494
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No. Seems like it's intensifying if anything.
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Old 11-21-2010, 05:12 AM   #5495
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Uhh, this. That part is way better than Juarez and the rest of the Frontera.
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Old 11-21-2010, 05:13 AM   #5496
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And yeah obviously "way better" is relative. Mexico is ****ed in every possible way, including soccer. Hopefully cruzin or whatever his name is reads this.
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Old 11-21-2010, 10:23 AM   #5497
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solid bill walton post.

interesting ny times article on onside kicks in the nfl:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/21/sp...e.html?_r=1&hp
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Old 11-21-2010, 09:44 PM   #5498
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Beast fans are like the mean girls clique of SE. Tuq is like the dorky girl trying to fit in.
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Old 11-21-2010, 09:45 PM   #5499
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And you're the fat chick with braces, so stfu and get me a sandwhich.
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Old 11-21-2010, 10:16 PM   #5500
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Should saying the McRib is overrated be added as a bannable offense?
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