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Originally Posted by ut2010
Chad, are you forced to watch porn on your phone? followup, ever hooked up with a lot lizard?
Probably around 60% of the time, and no.
Truck stops have wandering wifi in the parking lots, but a huge chunk of time it is nearly worthless. The signal will be great, but it is as if they have a state of the art, top of the line router hooked up to a 56k modem, with 100 truckers all trying to use it.
Nothing pisses me off more than a lot lizard knocking on my door and waking me up in the middle of the night. One time, though, I almost hooked up with another trucker. He was attractive and super nice, helped me out and gave me advice. We talked for a long time, with him sort of gradually stepping up hitting on me as he was testing the waters for a negative reaction. Looking back on it, I couldn't believe how smoothly he was just escalating things from stuff that he could have plausibly been like, whoa man, you got the wrong idea, if I had turned hostile or something. He finally actually said, "well, alright, if you're not gonna let me suck your ****, I'm gonna leave." I thought about saying, "how do you know I wouldn't rather do the sucking" but I just said, "well, good night." I don't like the whole stranger naked thing and have weird body self-image bull**** like a woman would so when it's explicitly stated rather than spontaneously happening I feel gross/embarrassed/like I'm gonna be terrible, and also he had told me his husband was his co-driver (he was parked right next to me).
We actually ended up talking for at least another fifteen minutes after I said good night. He thought that was a hilarious, succinct way for me to put it.