humblebrag.

summer league. we're all heading to a sick place. or IP.

Sup?

Bowling elitism itt.

Will agree bowling drunk is far superior to bowling sober

Getting drunk at the bowling alley is generally far superior than actually engaging in bowling, even drunk bowling.

Is it on? I think it might be on.

Bowling sucks no matter how you do it.

Waste of time.

Yet another sub-par Chilltown post/opinion.

If you hate bowling, by god, then you hate Murica. Oh wait.

lol its def not on. kaze averages higher than 205-210 for sure

+1

Can hit about 130. Sup.

my high game is 267

Highest average was in the 220s. I think 222? At 213 this year in an older smaller 10 lane center. Won some nice tourneys this year though.

cliffs: now that nj/nevada are getting up and running reid and heller are going to re-introduce federal legislation in the spring that would in effect render (at least new jersey) those states' work obsolete

now in theory that's a good thing, in reality it won't pass congress (and if it does it won't be for a really long time) and while the legislation is pending it may result in nj/nevada having to halt their progress. cards would have been in the air in nj/nevada before this bill was even voted on in the senate (if it even passed the house to begin with) and the period between this bill passing and cards in the air on a federal level would likely be close to (or more than) 2 years

Hoping to have a blow out summer league turnout this year.

I roll a totally straight ball. My high is 185. I've had a 183 and a 171 before. Not sure how much better you can do without putting spin on it. I just try to mash it between the 1 and 3 pin.

commercial with a woman next to a cactus

"ladies, you KNOW what yeast infections feel like"

ok then

this is basically my strategy to a T. Don't think I've ever rolled it with spin, just whip a fastball from a slight angle every time. Works for me, shrug

Wow, whoever said we should read Knivesout's SB TR was right. Was not expecting...uh...any of that really.

Bowling with my GF. First of all the MPH gun is broken only In our lane. And then I only beat her 115 to 110 first game and second game she won 122 to 111. I suck

There is an ad out now for a little suction vacuum thing that sucks your ear wax out of your ear so you don't have to use Q-tips. I think it's called Wax Vac or something. Anyway it shows a guy in one of those "does this ever happen to you?" moments where he jams a Q-tip all the way into his ear then yells "OWWWWW!" and they show some animation of a Q-tip pressing against an ear drum. Then again near the end of the commercial he yells again OWWWWW!

NOBODY DOES THIS.

wtf isn't it pretty common knowledge that jamming q-tips into your ear like a battering ram is the WOAT earwax removal method

unless you're referring to the guy screaming OWWW with nobody around, in which case yes, you're also correct

Game 3 I crushed her 131 to 101 at least

Does this ever happen to you, where you sit and ask yourself what Rihanna covering 50 Cent's - Wanksta would sound like.


Well we got the solution for you.