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Old 03-07-2013, 06:43 PM   #54326
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Old 03-07-2013, 06:54 PM   #54327
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Old 03-07-2013, 07:04 PM   #54328
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This is a very common story for people with ADD, which is why I asked Shark if his friends are fidgety.
Well, I'm probably as ADD as anyone (not a brag) and understand exactly where you're coming from, but at some point a few years ago I became born again with regards to punctuality because it dawned on me how rude it was to others. Being on time became a priority.

Basically I don't think ADD is a particularly acceptable excuse in this case as it's just a matter of getting in the habit of building in more travel time. It doesn't make me a candidate for sainthood but it does make me slightly less of an inconsiderate *******.
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Old 03-07-2013, 07:20 PM   #54329
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog & Tardiness

People have touched on it already, and I'm a huge believer in owning up to your lateness. Being late sucks, but it compounds it when you string the person along saying you'll be there in 5min instead of the 40min reality. Don't do that, own it, be accurate. Five minutes gives me time to take a leak, maybe order a drink. Forty minutes gives me time to sneak out and murder a hobo.
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Old 03-07-2013, 09:53 PM   #54330
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Old 03-07-2013, 09:59 PM   #54331
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog & Tardiness

Has anything in history, other than the internet, improved so drastically in 15 years more than TV?
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:02 PM   #54332
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You ever watched 15 year old porn?
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:02 PM   #54333
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You ever watched 15 year old porn?
may want to rephrase that one
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:03 PM   #54334
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You ever watched 15 year old porn?
Once. But I swear that I clicked on the wrong link.
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:04 PM   #54335
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You ever watched 15 year old porn?
Phrasing!!
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:04 PM   #54336
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lol

i think i'll lump mid 90's porn in with the "internet" improvement

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Old 03-07-2013, 10:12 PM   #54337
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Finished Beyond Religion by the Dalai Lama last week.

Fantastic book that I would recommend to anybody of any faith.
Awesome!

It's the most inclusive book on morality I've ever seen. Should be taught in schools.
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:17 PM   #54338
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doesn't the dude have slaves essentially? just sayin'.
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:18 PM   #54339
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Awesome!

It's the most inclusive book on morality I've ever seen. Should be taught in schools.
To me the most important lesson I took from it is the philosophy that emotions are not "good or bad" but "helpful or damaging". Emotions like sadness or anger are given the broad tag of being "bad" in most western cultures, but they are appropriate and can be helpful in some circumstances, but can become damaging if they consume you. Really put into a proper perspective how to keep the range of human emotions in a healthy balance.
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:18 PM   #54340
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doesn't the dude have slaves essentially? just sayin'.
Really good platitudes in under 140 characters tho
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:27 PM   #54341
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dalai lolma
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:42 PM   #54342
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Awesome!

It's the most inclusive book on morality I've ever seen. Should be taught in schools.
Anyone know what the title of this book is?
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:43 PM   #54343
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The mid-90s was a weird time. Going from beating flaccid peen to a Salvador Daliesque scrambled porn nipple to stroking erect peen to nude, downloadable images of Jenny McCarthy, overnight, was like the big bang for my penis.

Last edited by A-Rod's Cousin; 03-07-2013 at 10:45 PM. Reason: Not a post of mine. This is an excerpt from Dalai's book.
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:44 PM   #54344
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On a purely literary level, that's one of the greatest sentences in the history of the Internet.
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:48 PM   #54345
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The mid-90s was a weird time. Going from beating flaccid peen to a Salvador Daliesque scrambled porn nipple to stroking erect peen to nude, downloadable images of Jenny McCarthy, overnight, was like the big bang for my penis.


Jenny McCarthy was the first chick I fapped to on the internet as well.
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:48 PM   #54346
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The mid-90s was a weird time. Going from beating flaccid peen to a Salvador Daliesque scrambled porn nipple to stroking erect peen to nude, downloadable images of Jenny McCarthy, overnight, was like the big bang for my penis.
Jennifers Aniston and Lopez for me.

I still remember the very first time I, uh, flogged the bishop. Was the SI swimsuit edition, and I clearly remember being very relieved upon finishing that it must have meant I wasn't gay.
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:49 PM   #54347
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:51 PM   #54348
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Jennifers Aniston and Lopez for me.

I still remember the very first time I, uh, flogged the bishop. Was the SI swimsuit edition, and I clearly remember being very relieved upon finishing that it must have meant I wasn't gay.
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:54 PM   #54349
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Not sure what about my post has you incredulous.
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:55 PM   #54350
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leoinception.jpg is far from incredulous
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