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11-19-2010 , 10:17 PM
I would change my status to 'i just spent 200 bucks on lap dances from a single mom!'
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11-19-2010 , 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by kkcountry
I would change my status to 'i just spent 200 bucks on lap dances from a single mom!'
i spit my iced tea out hahahaha
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11-19-2010 , 10:19 PM
"I just spent $150 stockin up on Four Loko".
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11-19-2010 , 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Karak
i spit my iced tea out hahahaha
Since when is iced tea sticky and white?
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11-19-2010 , 10:37 PM
wow good one franchise

stick to posting gifs bro
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11-19-2010 , 10:39 PM
Stick to Second Life bro
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11-19-2010 , 10:43 PM
actually have a friend who was tasked by his law firm to play and learn about second life cause of all the litigation that was brewing around it

yeah drink up mother****ers
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11-19-2010 , 11:53 PM
a friend, eh
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11-19-2010 , 11:54 PM
yea true some guy i forced to talk to me
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11-19-2010 , 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Pudge714
Ahh I didn't realize Four Loko cans were energy drink sized. I thought they were beer can sized.
that's the kicker. the content of four loko isn't really that bad, it's just pretty big volume that tends to be drank quickly.

on the flip side, the **** tastes nasty and no one wants more than one, so whatever. the whole FDA backlash on it is a joke.
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11-19-2010 , 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Franchise 60
Since when is iced tea sticky and white?
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Originally Posted by Franchise 60
Stick to Second Life bro
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11-20-2010 , 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Needle77
Gonna try joose on friday now because of the article.
i've actually only ever had joose, not four loko. same **** i imagine. got pretty normal drunk off it. nothing special.
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11-20-2010 , 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by nath
Probably never. I mean, it would be hard to enforce, plus 1/3 to 1/2 a Red Bull is nowhere near the contents of a Four Loko.

I think this whole "manufacturing and marketing legal substitutes for illegal highs" is actually creating more dangerous products than the drugs they're trying to mimic. Seriously, cocaine is probably safer for you than Four Loko.
can't tell if serious
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11-20-2010 , 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Pudge714
Simmons is good on PTI. He knows so much more about sports than Kornheiser/Wilbon and while he resorts to stupid homerism and casual fan stuff in longform articles in short bursts he usually has good takes on what is going on.
totally agree. great stuff these past couple of days.
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11-20-2010 , 12:09 AM
i feel like there should be some sort of drinking game set up around MNF or SNF or something to memorialize four loko... drinking four lokos of course (unless you cant get them... then rum and cokes or vodka redbull)

every time an announcer says something you want to rage at, you drink

half of se would die
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11-20-2010 , 12:14 AM
I ALMOST picked up some four loko to pregame with before going out for a local bar's power hour (dollar beers from 11 to midnight)
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11-20-2010 , 12:15 AM
Has anybody ever shotgunned a four loko?
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11-20-2010 , 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by kkcountry
Has anybody ever shotgunned a four loko?
i highly considered shotgunning a 2nd joose after i was pretty drunk (off of another joose and a few beers). luckily, cooler heads prevailed.

but if you do it, youtube it plz.

oh found one of JoA doing it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdTxTDPrxLE

Last edited by kidcolin; 11-20-2010 at 12:22 AM. Reason: really poor form
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11-20-2010 , 12:21 AM
i saw yeotajmu drink 5 (im pretty sure it was 5) jooses (jeese?) in one day

do not recommend

and he was a big boy back then too
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11-20-2010 , 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Karak
i saw yeotajmu drink 5 (im pretty sure it was 5) jooses (jeese?) in one day

do not recommend

and he was a big boy back then too
Jesus christ that's like 3000 calories
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11-20-2010 , 12:34 AM
it was either 4 or 5, but yeah that's a lot. ive seen him eat many more calories than that, though. that boy can eat.
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11-20-2010 , 12:43 AM
I bet you've seen him eat a lot of protein too, eh?
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11-20-2010 , 12:44 AM
ZING
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11-20-2010 , 12:46 AM
If there's one thing I've learned from watching four loko chugging videos is that you have to be really fat to do it

For example, these two guys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InO1K5bxBcY

Last edited by Dudd; 11-20-2010 at 12:48 AM. Reason: added fat guys chugging three cans of four loko
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11-20-2010 , 12:47 AM
I have only seen one, Chucky dolls are optional right?
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