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02-26-2013 , 11:05 AM
I'd like to reiterate once again that I went to school with Jennifer Lawrence in 5th grade. She was talkative and (I can only assume) impressed by my dominance at kickball and Reader's Quest. You guys can start worshipping me now, IT'S THE CLOSEST YOU NERDS'LL EVER GET.
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02-26-2013 , 11:12 AM
Good luck and best wishes, nutshot. Stay strong for your wife.


Jlaw is a poor man's kate upton in the sense that they are overatted because they are very good at hiding their chub
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02-26-2013 , 11:14 AM
it turns out people can both gain and lose weight
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02-26-2013 , 11:15 AM
-1000 forum points for etats
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02-26-2013 , 11:15 AM
Really excited for JLAW to win Miss OOT 2025
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02-26-2013 , 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by dnh83


her cleavage look fine to me
Fixed.
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02-26-2013 , 11:20 AM
Based on her popularity, you would think Jlaw was the hottest girl in the world. She's hot, no doubt, but not quite an OOT 10
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02-26-2013 , 11:21 AM
Jlaw is obviously hot, but her looks are getting overrated due to her awesome personality. (and that's not a bad thing, ftr).
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02-26-2013 , 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by ShimmyBasis
Based on her popularity, you would think Jlaw was the hottest girl in the world. She's hot, no doubt, but not quite an OOT 10
If only there were other influences in popularity besides looks.
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02-26-2013 , 11:25 AM
yeah i mean, looks alone, there are hotter actresses out there. But her personality is what makes her a 10
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02-26-2013 , 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by ShimmyBasis
Based on her popularity, you would think Jlaw was the hottest girl in the world. She's hot, no doubt, but not quite an OOT 10
You pay the OOT 10 to leave, not to be around.
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02-26-2013 , 11:29 AM
There's definitely a law of appreciation and law of depreciation, when factoring in a girls intangibles when rating her on the hotness scale.

Depreciation:
Paris Hilton is probably somewhat hot irl, but due to her personality, she gets knocked down a few pegs and is often perceived as dog **** ugly (by myself included).

Appreciation:
Hope Solo looks like a mix between a man and Renee Zellewegger. Due to her awesome personality, extra swag and her clutchness in sports, she has a following...a following that have been convinced she is hot (when she is actually not).

Jlaw is not in one extreme category or the other (at this point), but there are definitely other factors that come in to play when talking about her looks (that are not related to her looks).
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02-26-2013 , 11:29 AM
i'm gonna go out on a limb here and, as much as this pains me, declare that i think j-law probably has ugly areolas/nipples
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02-26-2013 , 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by SHARK DOCTOR
There's definitely a law of appreciation and law of depreciation, when factoring in a girls intangibles when rating her on the hotness scale.

Depreciation:
Paris Hilton is probably somewhat hot irl, but due to her personality, she gets knocked down a few pegs and is often perceived as dog **** ugly (by myself included).

Appreciation:
Hope Solo looks like a mix between a man and Renee Zellewegger. Due to her awesome personality, extra swag and her clutchness in sports, she has a following...a following that have been convinced she is hot (when she is actually not).

Jlaw is not in one extreme category or the other (at this point), but there are definitely other factors that come in to play when talking about her looks (that are not related to her looks).
she is an 8 on looks alone but a 10 as a total package

being "hot" involves the total package
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02-26-2013 , 11:36 AM
I think her nipples are prob fine, I just think she could have the type of boobs that are super far apart and almost point more sideways than straight ahead.

Weird boobs or no, she is still a solid 8/10 on the celebrity scale and I would gladly let her wreck me.
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02-26-2013 , 11:50 AM
Once we get married I'll post a pic of her boobs for all of you
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02-26-2013 , 11:55 AM
i thought you were going after rucy rui
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02-26-2013 , 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Phildo
evil statistics posts have been excised. you may now return to your regularly scheduled boobs and boners discussion.

edit: link for the one person who probably cares:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/46...ntage-1304480/
Solid move, didn't think of that. Hopefully I'll remember it the next time someone has the nerve to discuss sports in this thread.
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02-26-2013 , 12:02 PM
Question: what starch do you guys get on your laundered shirts? For years I got medium, then I switched to light, now I get none. For no particular reason and at the advice of nobody.
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02-26-2013 , 12:04 PM
Have never gotten starch on any dress shirts.

Haven't gotten a shirt dry cleaned in over a year. I get to wear hoodies to work every day now.
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02-26-2013 , 12:05 PM
light because thats what my mom told me to get the first time she had me take clothes to the dry cleaners
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02-26-2013 , 12:06 PM
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And don't get me wrong, we're both healthy and have good jobs etc so things could be worse. But just blows right now

Last edited by AcTiOnJaCsOn; 02-26-2013 at 12:08 PM. Reason: sorry for your loss, stress, etc
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02-26-2013 , 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Zimmer4141
Have never gotten starch on any dress shirts.
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
light because thats what my mom told me to get the first time she had me take clothes to the dry cleaners
Hmmmm. Well I'm sure a simple google search would give me an answer as to optimum starch usage but I thought I would ask here first to see if there are any anecdotal reasons for what people go with.
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02-26-2013 , 12:28 PM
Where is this J-Law has a great personality thing coming from? You guys realize she is supposed to be an amazing ACTRESS right? Obviously she can act like a cool person in public interviews if she wants. Now if Das Boot says she was cool in 5th grade then I might accept that, but am still prepared for the possibility of a reverse Truman Show.
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02-26-2013 , 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Pwn_Master
Where is this J-Law has a great personality thing coming from? You guys realize she is supposed to be an amazing ACTRESS right? Obviously she can act like a cool person in public interviews if she wants. Now if Das Boot says she was cool in 5th grade then I might accept that, but am still prepared for the possibility of a reverse Truman Show.
many actors and actresses are terrible at acting like real people in interviews. contrast someone like tom hanks with tom cruise.
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