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02-26-2013 , 02:39 AM

#53076

ut2010

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Fedfan just prefers his woman to be anorexic.

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02-26-2013 , 02:41 AM

#53077

Fedfan691

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Originally Posted by ut2010

Fedfan just prefers his woman to be anorexic.

huh? not sure you're reading my posts right mate; i'm quite clearly saying jlaw doesn't have the curves you'd expect

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02-26-2013 , 02:43 AM

#53078

ut2010

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My bad. SS+GOMAD

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02-26-2013 , 02:46 AM

#53079

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Strongly considering using my "one time" on this

Do something good for once State Congress

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02-26-2013 , 02:46 AM

#53080

A-Rod's Cousin

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Originally Posted by Richard Tanner

THat's a problem with having the gay and that's about it, not that there's anything wrong with that (other than the lack of boner around women).

Say what?

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02-26-2013 , 03:00 AM

#53081

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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin

Say what?

You said fed's lack of bonor is a problem with bloodflow, while I posit that it's more likely a lack of not being gay (NTTAWWT).

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02-26-2013 , 03:02 AM

#53082

A-Rod's Cousin

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Still don't get it.

Oh now I get it. It's a roundabout way of calling him gay without getting banned. lol.

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02-26-2013 , 03:12 AM

#53083

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There's nothing "roundabout" about it. If JLaw is standing naked in front of you and you can't get an erection, you very likely aren't into women.

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02-26-2013 , 03:23 AM

#53084

PocketChads

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Originally Posted by Richard Tanner

There's nothing "roundabout" about it. If JLaw is standing naked in front of you and you can't get an erection, you very likely aren't into women.

This. Although I would add "very" as the second to last word, to make it even more truthier.

ARC, this isn't the type of "calling someone gay" that was meant to be bannable, imo.

My bad if this isn't a serious discussion. I almost added more stuff but realized it probably isn't.

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02-26-2013 , 03:26 AM

#53085

A-Rod's Cousin

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WAT?

RT have you never had whiskey dick?

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02-26-2013 , 03:39 AM

#53086

Fedfan691

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Originally Posted by Richard Tanner

There's nothing "roundabout" about it. If JLaw is standing naked in front of you and you can't get an erection, you very likely aren't into women.

i think it's pretty clear i've been referring to disappointment dick, which, while seemingly patently absurd for some joe-douche on the internet to write about in reference to JLaw is, in fact, actually not as douchish as you would think, considering once eliminating the intangibles she looks to be about a 7 naked...which is firmly in joe-douche's wheelhouse.

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02-26-2013 , 03:55 AM

#53087

A-Rod's Cousin

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Originally Posted by Fedfan691

JLaw looks to be about a 7 naked.

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02-26-2013 , 03:57 AM

#53088

Fedfan691

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i hate saying it man!! i'm just going off the most revealing pics we have of her...

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02-26-2013 , 06:35 AM

#53089

Abysmal

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Originally Posted by ForumWithdrawal

nutshot,

Spoiler:

I watched the gif and was like "She's just a kid having fun, all these guys obsessing over banging her is kind of weird"

Then I clicked the spoiler and stopped thinking that.

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02-26-2013 , 07:13 AM

#53090

LuckyLloyd

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That's dreadful nutshot, hopefully ye see an upturn in your fortunes soon. Best of luck.

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02-26-2013 , 07:36 AM

#53091

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Gfy ESPN, parading Colin Kaps biological mom on tv.

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02-26-2013 , 08:52 AM

#53092

ut2010

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brag: haven't watched sportscenter since the nfl playoffs

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02-26-2013 , 09:19 AM

#53093

dkgojackets

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Originally Posted by Fedfan691

man, i absolutely love jlaw but after seeing that pic and those of her bum in a bathing suit there's absolutely no way she looks good naked. i can't even imagine the disappointment of getting the biggest star/seemingly most perfect woman ever naked and realizing it's going to be difficult to get a boner.

you mean the well known pics that photoshopped an old persons ass onto her body?

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02-26-2013 , 09:21 AM

#53094

schu_22

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Last night SC came on after the KU ISU game. Right away Stuart Scott did a highlight to the tune of/with improvised lyrics to Thrift Shop; that put a swift end to that

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02-26-2013 , 10:33 AM

#53095

Das Boot

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Originally Posted by SHARK DOCTOR

Many words and thoughts come to mind...I'm not going to try to give you advice on how to stay positive and expect greatness (even though I want to), just want to say I'm sorry to hear this and wish you and your wife all the best.

Good things will happen

, said it better than I could have. Hoping for the best for you and Mrs. Nutshot2 as well.

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02-26-2013 , 10:55 AM

#53096

TheDean1

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Not gonna lie that cellulite on J-LAW is a little bit disappointing. She's only 22, her ass should be perfect! I suspect that the hottest girl that most of us meet IRL is > a lot of these celebrity girls who are really good at hiding their flaws.

That said I don't entirely agree w/ fedfan that she's a 7 naked. Her ass is still well above average in quality and if she has really great boobs she could be an 8/9.

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02-26-2013 , 10:57 AM

#53097

ClarkNasty

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C'mon. Zeroooooo shot she's a legit 9 naked. 8 is a big stretch but at least it's conceivable.

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02-26-2013 , 10:59 AM

#53098

dnh83

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her boobs look fine to me

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02-26-2013 , 10:59 AM

#53099

TheDean1

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It's really unlikely but if her boobs were GOAT level it'd be arguable.

Then again girls who have ass cellulite at age 22 prob don't get GOAT level boobs so it's probably not possible.