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Old 02-22-2013, 05:05 PM   #52526
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and ... wat?

craps is GOAT degen game and only a nit would disagree
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:06 PM   #52527
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:08 PM   #52528
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I got a free finger bang and didn't spend any money on her.
in a vacuum, this definitely isn't a brag

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Old 02-22-2013, 05:09 PM   #52529
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in a vacuum, this definitely isn't a brag
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:10 PM   #52530
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karak is in the room man.
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:11 PM   #52531
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I got a free finger bang
I hope you used protection!

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Old 02-22-2013, 05:12 PM   #52532
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You guys are nits. I could tell she only wanted me. This wasn't something she did often. We had a special bond god damn it
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:15 PM   #52533
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You guys are nits. I could tell she only wanted me. This wasn't something she did often. We had a special bond god damn it
That's what you think at first. Then, 1-10 years later, you notice $20 missing from your wallet. That's when you know you've been had.
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:17 PM   #52534
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Finger banging is a brag?

Use your penis instead. I can confirm it is better.
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:19 PM   #52535
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And yeah craps is the best game with your friends or just a good group in general. If you can't enjoy craps a bit you need to loosen up for sure.
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:20 PM   #52536
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What if Riverman is in your group of friends?
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:21 PM   #52537
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my cousin's bachelor party was in vegas. he invited me, not sure why, don't really like him (or most of my extended family for that matter), don't often speak to him, but i went cuz who says no to vegas. couple of his friends spiked his drink with ecstasy and later that night he gets into a fight with a couple huge guys cuz in an elevator he's with this girl (who's one of the huge guy's gf) and decides to mimic a parrot and keep saying "pretty girl" over and over again in his best parrot voice. idk. anyway he lost

eventually we all go to the rhino and we lose sight of one of my other cousins. 3 hours later he has this huge grin on his face talking about how he just got out of the champagne room and we're all facepalming that he spent almost 1k in lap dances

we get home and apparently lap dance cousin's parents found out that lap dance cousin spent 1k at the rhino so his parents call my aunt (mom of the groom) to tell her they want him to give 1k to my cousin for leaving him alone at the rhino. he does
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:21 PM   #52538
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wat

I got a free finger bang and didn't spend any money on her. In the spectrum of getting worked by a stripper, this is nothing

Unless you are saying that I am good at not getting worked by strippers, in which case, thank you
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One time in Vegas I was at Treasures and got a lap dance from a stripper named Tyson. We had a special bond.
No you didn't, she's a stripper, they don't have souls ergo they cannot "bond" with anyone.

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We made out and I Karak'd her while getting the dance for no extra charge. She even said afterwards when I paid for the dance, "I should be paying you."
The bolded is the only part that matters. For strippers, fingering them is like shaking hands.

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I got her number, she said call me the next day, we'll hang out. I called her the next day and she said she had a good time, but that she drank way too much the night before and was feeling like crap. Could have been lying obv, but she did sound like it. Anyway I never did see her again, and my dream of banging a stripper has still yet to be fulfilled.
Oh man, so close, and yet, so very, very far.

They do this. Had a buddy who used to go to strip clubs all the time and would brag about getting their numbers. Magically, he'd never see them outside of the club, but he'd go back and spend more money and they'd love him. So odd how that works.

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You guys are nits. I could tell she only wanted me. This wasn't something she did often. We had a special bond god damn it
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:26 PM   #52539
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lol RT, i don't think he was planning on marrying her or anything

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Old 02-22-2013, 05:31 PM   #52540
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lol RT, i don't think he was planning on marrying her or anything
Don't be so quick to rule marriage out. They had a special bond.
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:32 PM   #52541
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he gets into a fight with a couple huge guys cuz in an elevator he's with this girl (who's one of the huge guy's gf) and decides to mimic a parrot and keep saying "pretty girl" over and over again in his best parrot voice. idk. anyway he lost
This sounds like something Alan would do that ended up on the cutting room floor of The Hangover.
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:33 PM   #52542
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Tanner,

Every post you make should have "Level: X" at the end of it. X obviously equals whatever level you're on
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:33 PM   #52543
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RT sounds pretty jelly that dnh fingerkaraked a stripper and his fingers didn't acquire leprosy.
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:33 PM   #52544
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I would hate it if my nit friends just sat there and watched me degen without really playing themselves. Know they are just going to go around and tell everyone what a degen you are as Karak just demonstrated right meow. Need a judgment free environment.
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:34 PM   #52545
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It's possible what you're saying is entirely true RT, but even if it is, I feel I haven't truly been worked unless I do go back to the club and pay for her services again, which I did not.

Anyway, you weren't there man. It was special. The tears flowed and we cursed Timothy McVeigh while we performed mutual masturbation. Oh Donita, donde esta?
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:34 PM   #52546
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Tanner,

Every post you make should have "Level: X" at the end of it. X obviously equals whatever level you're on
yeah that'd be great, certainly could have missed a level on that multiquote post. I ruled out level 2 and 2.5 but had to go with my gut that it was 1 and not 3, 4, or π.
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:35 PM   #52547
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we get home and apparently lap dance cousin's parents found out that lap dance cousin spent 1k at the rhino so his parents call my aunt (mom of the groom) to tell her they want him to give 1k to my cousin for leaving him alone at the rhino. he does
Aunts #?
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:40 PM   #52548
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It's possible what you're saying is entirely true RT, but even if it is, I feel I haven't truly been worked unless I do go back to the club and pay for her services again, which I did not.

Anyway, you weren't there man. It was special. The tears flowed and we cursed Timothy McVeigh while we performed mutual masturbation. Oh Donita, donde esta?
I'm just having a little fun. Congrats on getting the handy and getting out.
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:41 PM   #52549
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It's possible what you're saying is entirely true RT, but even if it is, I feel I haven't truly been worked unless I do go back to the club and pay for her services again, which I did not.

Anyway, you weren't there man. It was special. The tears flowed and we cursed Timothy McVeigh while we performed mutual masturbation. Oh Donita, donde esta?

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I'm just having a little fun. Congrats on getting the handy and getting out.
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:49 PM   #52550
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UPS guy just delivered my Dalai Lama book. Thanks, Clark!
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