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Originally Posted by dnh83
wat
I got a free finger bang and didn't spend any money on her. In the spectrum of getting worked by a stripper, this is nothing
Unless you are saying that I am good at not getting worked by strippers, in which case, thank you
Oh buddy, sit down for a sec:
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Originally Posted by dnh83
One time in Vegas I was at Treasures and got a lap dance from a stripper named Tyson. We had a special bond.
No you didn't, she's a stripper, they don't have souls ergo they cannot "bond" with anyone.
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We made out and I Karak'd her while getting the dance for no extra charge. She even said afterwards when I paid for the dance, "I should be paying you."
The bolded is the only part that matters. For strippers, fingering them is like shaking hands.
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I got her number, she said call me the next day, we'll hang out. I called her the next day and she said she had a good time, but that she drank way too much the night before and was feeling like crap. Could have been lying obv, but she did sound like it. Anyway I never did see her again, and my dream of banging a stripper has still yet to be fulfilled.
Oh man, so close, and yet, so very, very far.
They do this. Had a buddy who used to go to strip clubs all the time and would brag about getting their numbers. Magically, he'd never see them outside of the club, but he'd go back and spend more money and they'd love him. So odd how that works.
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Originally Posted by dnh83
You guys are nits. I could tell she only wanted me. This wasn't something she did often. We had a special bond god damn it