Do you guys not want him to come back? You're kicking a guy when he's down

I sent Riverman a PM earlier, offering him my condolences on his disappointing trip. He responded by telling me the actual cause of his sadness:

Jesus that is one of the most depressing things I've ever read.

Stop judging yourself against 32 year old millionaires. And quit hanging out with those douches you had stuff in common with 15 years ago. Not because they are rich now but because they are douches now.

lol @ looking down at a beer while golfing on vacation but then staring at a softcore dancer while playing BJ.

Riverman sounds like he puts mounds and mounds of pressure on himself to always deliver. Chillax, bro. We're your friends, no matter how lame that might sound. We know you better than those millionaire douchebags.

Don't leave! But also I think cutting back on all the religion and politics talk would do you good. You seem to get really worked up about this stuff that frankly you will NEVER change about other people. It's a battle that simply isn't worth fighting.

Solid post. Have my doubts he could ever quit us but would definitely miss his bold predictions. Joe Flacco sucks at football! is a classic.

i mean riverman hates me, and i still like and enjoy his posting. would be sad to see him go.

he shouldnt be so hard on himself. times are tough right now for a lot of people.

jesus that riverman tr was pathetic. wow, you sat next to a fat person on a plane and were annoyed by the crappy friends you chose to make and chose to vacation with. then you played 1/2 all wkend and chose not to have any fun on your own. maybe princeton wasn't the right choice either .

im sure up until that point everyone was holding your candor and decency to high regards. surely you being an arrogant prick had nothing to do with it.

Well, when you put it that way......

Riverman should be institutionalized. Ticking time bomb

most women would need to be in a psych ward if being a drama queen were the prereqs.

Oh my bad, I thought he was a guy.

the trip report man sorry if it was a bad time but it was a good read

Rough times for sure...riverman can type coherent sentences so I imagine there is a market for his skills somewhere

Man that riverman tr is brutal. my last trip to Vegas made me realize that I need 10x the income I have now to have a similar amount of fun as I had the first couple times especially after spending a summer there for wsop and not spending much of it playing. Once you spend a good bit of time in that city with good friends there just isn't much new to do for fun without spending/risking thousands of dollars a day due to very normal variance.

Riverman, may the All Father guide you to prosperity.

Riverman

In b4 the Browns break rivermans 5 year downswing.

Somehow Riverman being alive is sadder than his rumored death after reading that TR

Saddest part of the Riverman TR is how he ordered porn.

Has he heard of things called youporn and other stream sites?

I have to believe that parts of the TR is embellished with FREE LITERARY LICENSE

tho the ordering porn might be true, have you seen his shoes?

The Riverman TR is sad but kind of unbelievable, like his wife said, if he spends so much time on here how can he make such bad life choices? Sounds like the best solution is to find new friends who know what a good time is.

Kind of pathetic to cry to the Internet about your bad Vegas trip, especially when you begin the whiny rant about how you're better than the forum you are crying to. Sack up bro.

That said, obv hard not to feel kinda bad for the guy. Seems legit sad and don't really wish that on anyone. If this forum brings him so much internal conflict, he really just shouldn't post here, pretty simple.

Riverman almost never mentions his wife and kids. Maybe, you know, spend some time with them and appreciate the people in your life before going suicidal about a losing trip to Vegas spent with some ****ty people?

Unfortunately Riverman is stuck between the two worlds of millionaire Princeton grads and trailer park Ohio St. Law School grads.

Truly a man with no country, what is an educated upper class man to do?

Lol riverman