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02-20-2013 , 12:18 AM
That hand is probably my only time being "that guy" in a movie theater. I whisper-yelled "sick cooler!" right after it. My friends all played poker and no one else could figure out why we were laughing so hard.

In before cool story bro.
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02-20-2013 , 12:30 AM
rip riverman
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02-20-2013 , 12:30 AM
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I thought nutshot's mom was the only hole that could hold that many balls at once
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02-20-2013 , 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Zimmer4141
AHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOYAH.gif would have been a phenomenal play
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02-20-2013 , 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Karak
That hand is probably my only time being "that guy" in a movie theater. I whisper-yelled "sick cooler!" right after it. My friends all played poker and no one else could figure out why we were laughing so hard.

In before cool story bro.
I saw Casino Royale in a theater on MLK Boulevard. When Eva Green said he lost because of his ego some fat lady behind me stood up, wagged her finger, and yelled "Mmm - Mmmmm, GIRLFRIEND. Don't even. Girl he lost beca dat deck 'bout as cold as my shower water when my baby daddy forgot pay dat water bill because he spint dat money at da club. Now sit yo ass down girl and let da man play the playa!"

Some guy yelled "Shut up bitch" from the back. I turned around and it was the Usher. Usher Raymond.
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02-20-2013 , 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by schu_22
Lewis Black
Richard Lewis
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02-20-2013 , 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin
I saw Casino Royale in a theater on MLK Boulevard. When Eva Green said he lost because of his ego some fat lady behind me stood up, wagged her finger, and yelled "Mmm - Mmmmm, GIRLFRIEND. Don't even. Girl he lost beca dat deck 'bout as cold as my shower water when my baby daddy forgot pay dat water bill because he spint dat money at da club. Now sit yo ass down girl and let da man play the playa!"

Some guy yelled "Shut up bitch" from the back. I turned around and it was the Usher. Usher Raymond.
loling pretty hard irl
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02-20-2013 , 12:38 AM
George Clooney has just signed on to play the intrepid reporter who proved USC Cheats and riverman were the same person.
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02-20-2013 , 12:39 AM
Would Riverman be flattered or scared if he came back from the ether to find an "RIP Riverman" thread where we're eulogizing the (dearly?) departed?
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02-20-2013 , 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by BobboFitos
Richard Lewis
Wow. This is elite. Richard Lewis might be the perfect personification of Riverman's internet persona.

Has anyone seen a picture of Riverman? Do we know what he looks like?

Last edited by A-Rod's Cousin; 02-20-2013 at 12:42 AM. Reason: Quick wiki search reveals Lewis is a tOSU alum. Perfect way to troll the **** out of Riverman
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02-20-2013 , 12:40 AM
Does anyone know if Riverman had a lawyer draw up a will before he died?
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02-20-2013 , 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin
Wow. This is elite. Richard Lewis might be the perfect personification of Riverman's internet persona.

Has anyone seen a picture of Riverman? Do we know what he looks like?
I've always imagined he looked like Romeo Crennel, but white.
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02-20-2013 , 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin
Quick wiki search reveals Lewis is a tOSU alum. Perfect way to troll the **** out of Riverman
Riverman went to both Michigan and tOSU afaik. Also, Princeton.

undergrad, law school, mba

Prolly a way to find him if someone cared enough.
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02-20-2013 , 12:54 AM
Can't do RIP in the title, not cool. At least it's obvious from the posts ITT that it's a joke and we don't really think he's dead.
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02-20-2013 , 12:56 AM
we need a "Best of Riverman" thread
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02-20-2013 , 01:03 AM
Watched Argo tonight, WTF at this movie getting any hype, let alone massive oscar nods. Bland story, slow moving, totally flat characters. It's not terrible, just totally meh and instantly forgettable.
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02-20-2013 , 01:07 AM
One of the few hyped movies I haven't seen yet.

How is the perks of being a wallflower people?
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02-20-2013 , 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by ClarkNasty
Can't do RIP in the title, not cool. At least it's obvious from the posts ITT that it's a joke and we don't really think he's dead.
RIP Riverman, butnahhhhh or maybe
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02-20-2013 , 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by D104
Watched Argo tonight, WTF at this movie getting any hype, let alone massive oscar nods. Bland story, slow moving, totally flat characters. It's not terrible, just totally meh and instantly forgettable.
wat

you're so wrong

argo-****-yourself*

Last edited by Karak; 02-20-2013 at 01:09 AM. Reason: *line from the movie no ban plz (as if)
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02-20-2013 , 01:13 AM


like finding out Santa isn't real
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02-20-2013 , 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by ut2010
One of the few hyped movies I haven't seen yet.

How is the perks of being a wallflower people?
I really really liked Perks of Being a Wallflower.
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02-20-2013 , 01:16 AM
ill never understand why people post things like that

are you sadistic?
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02-20-2013 , 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by vaya


like finding out Santa isn't real
I don't get this reference, but I want to (I think)
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02-20-2013 , 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by nutshot2
thats gotta be shopped or its the deepest hole ever cut
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02-20-2013 , 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Dudd
RIP Riverman, butnahhhhh or maybe
Riverman: Rut Roh
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