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Old 02-18-2013, 12:32 AM   #51901
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Old 02-18-2013, 12:35 AM   #51902
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any woman as in you pick one and have sex with her at will for the rest of your life or any woman as in ANY woman at any time and you can change women infinite times?
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Old 02-18-2013, 12:36 AM   #51903
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any woman as in you pick one and have sex with her at will for the rest of your life or any woman as in ANY woman at any time and you can change women infinite times?
correct
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Old 02-18-2013, 12:36 AM   #51904
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any woman as in you pick one and have sex with her at will for the rest of your life or any woman as in ANY woman at any time and you can change women infinite times?
this is not the right answer. the right answer is "no."
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Old 02-18-2013, 12:36 AM   #51905
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i gave 2 options they can't both be correct
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Old 02-18-2013, 12:38 AM   #51906
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whose poo is it? what is the quantity and quality of the poo?

Last edited by schu_22; 02-18-2013 at 12:39 AM. Reason: cant believe i just posted this
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Old 02-18-2013, 12:39 AM   #51907
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February cabin fever/lack of red-blooded American sports definitely affecting SE.
I don't know what gave you that idea
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Old 02-18-2013, 12:39 AM   #51908
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whose poo is it? what is the quantity and quality of the poo?
let's say it's 1 reasonably sized turd coming from some random vegan
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Old 02-18-2013, 12:41 AM   #51909
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February is a hell of a sports month
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Old 02-18-2013, 12:41 AM   #51910
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you would eat **** (poo) twice a day for ____________ if at the end you were able to have consensual sex with any woman on earth at will for the rest of your life
This question is now required during all job interviews.
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Old 02-18-2013, 12:44 AM   #51911
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minus poo, question with no ability to change would be more interesting.

could truly end up in a woat situation
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Old 02-18-2013, 12:50 AM   #51912
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minus poo, question with no ability to change would be more interesting.

could truly end up in a woat situation
It's called marriage brah
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Old 02-18-2013, 12:50 AM   #51913
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let's say it's 1 reasonably sized turd coming from some random vegan
Assuming infinite women its gotta be a huge number of months/years. Or like every day for rest of life in order to gain the power immed.
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Old 02-18-2013, 12:54 AM   #51914
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and White Folks Discuss The NBA

there has to be some way to cook **** so that it's not obnoxiously poo flavored, or at least non gag inducing.
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Old 02-18-2013, 12:55 AM   #51915
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Old 02-18-2013, 01:01 AM   #51916
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Ya I mean as long as u can get it down it seems like a small price to pay for pretty much the nut (heh) super power
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Old 02-18-2013, 01:06 AM   #51917
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man, doesnt seem worth it at all
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Old 02-18-2013, 01:09 AM   #51918
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It's called marriage brah
divorce afaik

not eating feces unless the only other option is fat cows forever
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Old 02-18-2013, 01:11 AM   #51919
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Cross-posting this pizza i made earlier-



Was pretty awesome if anyone wants the recipe
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Old 02-18-2013, 01:17 AM   #51920
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Straight dudes:

If you have to swap bodies with a man or a woman for a day and **** a dude, which would you choose?
I mean, if I'm on top, I guess I'll just stay a dude but it's really a flip. Can I just not **** a dude?

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s'wrong with you boy?
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Old 02-18-2013, 01:25 AM   #51921
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lol at the poo-eaters
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Old 02-18-2013, 02:22 AM   #51922
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Cross-posting this pizza i made earlier-



Was pretty awesome if anyone wants the recipe
god damn yes plz
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Old 02-18-2013, 02:39 AM   #51923
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god damn yes plz
dough
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Old 02-18-2013, 02:44 AM   #51924
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yo picasso, get a pizza cutter
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Old 02-18-2013, 02:45 AM   #51925
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crust on the bottom left looks ok, but the bottom right looks incredibly underdone - toppings look fantastic
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