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Old 02-17-2013, 09:57 PM   #51876
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I remain in awe of how great of a song Hey Ya is. Loses momentum somewhat towards the end, but: man, the first 2:00 of that song is perfect, especially the jump right into the first verse to begin.
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:11 PM   #51877
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February cabin fever/lack of red-blooded American sports definitely affecting SE.
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:13 PM   #51878
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Or a lot of the posters just suck and are having that suck revealed.
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:14 PM   #51879
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Settle down there, glass houses and all
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:14 PM   #51880
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Ray Horton, you remain an enigma to me.
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:16 PM   #51881
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Settle down there, glass houses and all
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:17 PM   #51882
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Ray Horton, you remain an enigma to me.
Someone as smart as Das Boot can surely figure me out.
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:19 PM   #51883
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Straight dudes:

If you have to swap bodies with a man or a woman for a day and **** a dude, which would you choose?
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:21 PM   #51884
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obviously a woman?

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Old 02-17-2013, 10:24 PM   #51885
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Who is the man I will be allowing to plow my womanly unkempt hole?
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:35 PM   #51886
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Who is the man I will be allowing to plow my womanly unkempt hole?
let's say Barry Bonds
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:36 PM   #51887
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hell of a question if you're playing spot the gay
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:36 PM   #51888
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let's say Barry Bonds
Then I guess I'll be RedBean.
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:40 PM   #51889
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dose of roids before or after the buttsex
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:45 PM   #51890
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or during
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:47 PM   #51891
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Or a lot of the posters just suck and are having that suck revealed.
LOLOL
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:48 PM   #51892
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Real awkward conversation starter there y'all.
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Old 02-17-2013, 11:04 PM   #51893
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Straight dudes:

If you have to swap bodies with a man or a woman for a day and **** a dude, which would you choose?
Such a weird hypothetical, but also fun. Seems like woman is the clear pick, since the rest of the day you can, well, have fun.
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Old 02-17-2013, 11:09 PM   #51894
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If you choose woman and then get pregnant, isn't it basically like having an abortion when you change back into a dude
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Old 02-17-2013, 11:09 PM   #51895
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It might have been better if it was stay yourself or turn into a woman

Or if you had to make the change/sex permanent for life
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Old 02-17-2013, 11:27 PM   #51896
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You just take a really painful dump IMO.

I would try being a chick for a day but I wouldn't tell anyone about it.
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Old 02-17-2013, 11:43 PM   #51897
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Twist: you're on your period
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Old 02-18-2013, 12:00 AM   #51898
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To my casual eyes, it doesn't seem like driver skill is much of a factor in drag racing.
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Old 02-18-2013, 12:03 AM   #51899
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I think this is the job interview for those drivers

http://www.humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime/
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Old 02-18-2013, 12:32 AM   #51900
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all:

you would eat **** (poo) twice a day for ____________ if at the end you were able to have consensual sex with any woman on earth at will for the rest of your life
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