You're lying if you don't want to be Mr. Hutz.

Australia has public-funded education system where you basically pay nothing to study and start paying back a fairly modest % when you get a job in taxes

its super hard to get for sought-after courses like medicine and law and you need a sick SAT-equivalent score or you can pay like 10-20k a year and have a less ultra-elite score (like 96 vs 99.40) to study law and such

ugh i'm so depressed football is over

I feel like everyone's aggregate value as a poster plummets by about 40% after the NFL season.

Meh. February is far and away the WOAT sports month in US of A. We'll get through this. This, too, shall pass.

I always felt like the only chance SOCCER had in America was if the season was like 8 weeks long and traversed the chasm of suck from the Super Bowl to the baseball season. And the teams played every single night. I would actually watch it in this case - and even get a boner every time there was a shot on goal.

Let's all develop a surface-level understanding of WAR and troll kyleb in the MLB thread

First two weeks of March isn't much better.

Soccer seems to be clearly and steadily gaining popularity in the US. I'm always surprised when I see a "what does soccer need to do to be popular in the US". Seems to me like it's already doing it.

July after The Open sucks ass too

In the case you are being sarcastic (which I believe you are), consider this:
Most people don't go to law school so they can add value to the law society or make this world a safer and better place to live. They go for the $$$. Break it down, reword it however you want, but that's the truth. (not that there's anything wrong with that).

...in which case, $250k/yr is horrible.

$$$, prestige, problem-solving

one could do worse

Yeah but a lot of people, especially degens, enjoy March Madness at least.

Oh it's definitely popular down here. I'm pretty sure like 70,000 illegal immigrants show up the Dynamo games.

I guess what I meant was, for me to actually want to pay attention to it and care about it it should be packaged as an 8 week season between NFL and MLB. I seriously would probably watch that ****, assuming teams played every night or no less than every other night. Even though the sport doesn't interest me, there is literally nothing to grab my attention at night for the 8 week stretch following the Super Bowl. I don't gaf about the NBAids.

Hell, really the season could be 10 weeks and start right after the NFL CCGs. The 2 weeks leading up to the SB suck huge peen. Unless you love listening to the media tell the same human interest story about the backup long-snapper for the 18th time that day.

feb is def the woat month.

my month rankings are

feb jan mar nov apr dec aug july june may sept oct

come at me

Yeah, striving for wealth and only being at like the 98th percentile in annual income is a horrendous failure. So I'll assume you're being sarcastic as well.

$250K seems like a mediocre return if the opportunity cost is your soul.

dec way too high (lol ahead of apr), other than that pretty legit

december is a sweet month, maybe #1 overall

From OOT LC thread.

I guess if he stops talking to her a new thread from her isn't far away.

i'd say

dumb people who go to law school because they want to make really good money are incredibly stupid

apr is awful in cleveland. rainy and 40 deg. and usually we get like a foot of snow blizzard. dunno if its different in boston.

dec is grate bc of the holidays and winter is still new so the snow is still pretty.

Yes

Just to clarify my position because I've been approached about it: going to law school for straight cash homie is dumb. I know this. I'm merely making the non-absurd statement that $250k/yr is not horrible. At all. Unless your definition of failure is not owning a $10mil yacht or something.

theres a lot of good looking women lawyers based off watching one hour tv dramas, some people prob do it for the pussy

surprisingly enough irl confirms one hour tv dramas re: womens

def true about good looking women

smart women is a turn-on so i had crushes left and right on tons of girls

May and October GOAT sports months.

May... baseball is underway and you've got NBA and NHL playoffs.

October... MLB playoffs, NHL, NBA, and NFL all underway.

You met smart people in law school?