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Question - how much $$$ would it take for you to spend a year in the basement?

I think I might do it for 100k (assuming that i could hop right back into my current line of employment the moment i stepped out)

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02-11-2013 , 02:34 AM

#50777

nutshot2

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Originally Posted by kkcountry

FIRST WE'RE GONNA ****

THEN YOU'RE GONNA READ ATLAS SHRUGGED FOR 3 HOURS

THEN WE'RE GONNA **** AGAIN

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02-11-2013 , 02:37 AM

#50778

BobboFitos

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Originally Posted by kkcountry

FIRST WE'RE GONNA ****

THEN YOU'RE GONNA READ ATLAS SHRUGGED FOR 3 HOURS

THEN WE'RE GONNA **** AGAIN

lolled

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02-11-2013 , 02:47 AM

#50779

Biesterfield

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Originally Posted by kkcountry

wat. way more than 100k a year

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02-11-2013 , 03:03 AM

#50780

mutigers

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I would do it for 75k some of us have no life skills. Lots of variance in 12 dollar 180 men turbos

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02-11-2013 , 04:39 AM

#50781

randominternet2345

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1 year 35 points 500k

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02-11-2013 , 04:41 AM

#50782

ForumWithdrawal

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Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 5,532

So getting back to good music, this was 'YOLO' for our high school.

I almost did so many drugs to that song, but then I realized I had to study to stay on the honor roll.

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02-11-2013 , 04:48 AM

#50783

ut2010

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Did you graduate HS two years ago?

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02-11-2013 , 05:00 AM

#50784

Palo

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Originally Posted by fanmail

How smart can the girl really be? She's agreed to become a sex slave to some random dude in a basement for 10 years.

Anyway, if you do take the girl, drugs are a must to endure her for 24/7/365/10.

I'm thinking there must be a similar deal happening on a Twilight forum where 18 year old girls are going over their options to decide what they are going to do for 10 years in a basement.

One of their choices is obviously "have willing sex with a random internet dude upon demand" where they get in return one night with either the wolf or vampire Twilight guys.

The big raging debate is about whether it's worth taking "have sex with random internet dude and Barry Bonds" where the reward is you get a night with both the wolf and vampire dude at the same time.

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02-11-2013 , 05:04 AM

#50785

ut2010

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Big question is whether she's a 50 shades of grey fan

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02-11-2013 , 05:15 AM

#50786

Lord of the Flop

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So the singer for Blur was one of the founding members of the Gorillaz? I'm literally just now catching up with news from 1998 and it blows my mind

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02-11-2013 , 05:56 AM

#50787

cwicemvp12

Sergei Bobrovsky!

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Originally Posted by Jimmy Proffett

1) IV
2) I
3) II
4) Rocky Balboa
5) III
6) V

Swap Rocky and Rocky IV and I think you've got it.

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02-11-2013 , 06:25 AM

#50788

aejones

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i'd say

4
3
1
2
RB
5

i dont think 5 is that bad. i also like 3 quite a bit, surprised it doesn't get more love.

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02-11-2013 , 06:44 AM

#50789

cwicemvp12

Sergei Bobrovsky!

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OSCARZ tho

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02-11-2013 , 07:10 AM

#50790

BAIDS

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Originally Posted by noseeds99

1 year 35 points 500k

Lets review

You're offered 1 year in which you don't have to work, you get to bang a hot chick whenever you like, food on demand, unlimited drugs, and also one or two other amenities of your choice. All for free.

And you'd refuse for less than $500k.

People way overestimating their own crappy lives itt.

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02-11-2013 , 07:32 AM

#50791

Zaid_Ahmed

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Many people would pay for that

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02-11-2013 , 09:12 AM

#50792

digables

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i wouldnt. you are locked in a goddamn basement. too many of you have crappy lives if thats desirable

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02-11-2013 , 09:24 AM

#50793

Omar Comin

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99.8% of the world takes that offer.

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02-11-2013 , 09:40 AM

#50794

Franchise 60

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Originally Posted by iggymcfly

Just thought of a good potential angle shoot on the basement thing. The "unlimited drugs" thing doesn't say it's recreational drugs only. If you had the drugs, the library/study, and the Mayo Clinic medical staff, I wonder if you could find a way to put yourself into a medically induced coma until the 10 years was up and just have the medical staff take care of you while you wait.

Iggy itt

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02-11-2013 , 09:50 AM

#50795

CalledDownLight

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500k post-tax and 35 points for a year seems about right for me assuming that I can come back to the same job I have.

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02-11-2013 , 10:00 AM

#50796

Jabonator

nice piano there

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Sex in the basement with an 18-year-old, you say?

Spoiler:

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02-11-2013 , 10:05 AM

#50797

Riverman

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Jesus Christ, the In-N-Out family is a complete and total mess. They all just keep dying, most from plane crashes but one from a drug overdose.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-0...-in-n-out.html

Also, the 30 year old billionaire heiress has been married three times, has no college degree and in 2006 at age 24 conspired to get her 86 year old grandmother and the trustee of her trust booted from the company.