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Old 02-11-2013, 02:26 AM   #50776
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

Question - how much $$$ would it take for you to spend a year in the basement?

I think I might do it for 100k (assuming that i could hop right back into my current line of employment the moment i stepped out)
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Old 02-11-2013, 02:34 AM   #50777
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FIRST WE'RE GONNA ****

THEN YOU'RE GONNA READ ATLAS SHRUGGED FOR 3 HOURS

THEN WE'RE GONNA **** AGAIN
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Old 02-11-2013, 02:37 AM   #50778
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THEN WE'RE GONNA **** AGAIN
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Old 02-11-2013, 02:47 AM   #50779
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Question - how much $$$ would it take for you to spend a year in the basement?

I think I might do it for 100k (assuming that i could hop right back into my current line of employment the moment i stepped out)
wat. way more than 100k a year
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Old 02-11-2013, 03:03 AM   #50780
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

I would do it for 75k some of us have no life skills. Lots of variance in 12 dollar 180 men turbos
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Old 02-11-2013, 04:39 AM   #50781
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1 year 35 points 500k
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Old 02-11-2013, 04:41 AM   #50782
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

So getting back to good music, this was 'YOLO' for our high school.





I almost did so many drugs to that song, but then I realized I had to study to stay on the honor roll.
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Old 02-11-2013, 04:48 AM   #50783
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Did you graduate HS two years ago?
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Old 02-11-2013, 05:00 AM   #50784
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How smart can the girl really be? She's agreed to become a sex slave to some random dude in a basement for 10 years.

Anyway, if you do take the girl, drugs are a must to endure her for 24/7/365/10.
I'm thinking there must be a similar deal happening on a Twilight forum where 18 year old girls are going over their options to decide what they are going to do for 10 years in a basement.

One of their choices is obviously "have willing sex with a random internet dude upon demand" where they get in return one night with either the wolf or vampire Twilight guys.

The big raging debate is about whether it's worth taking "have sex with random internet dude and Barry Bonds" where the reward is you get a night with both the wolf and vampire dude at the same time.
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Old 02-11-2013, 05:04 AM   #50785
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Big question is whether she's a 50 shades of grey fan
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Old 02-11-2013, 05:15 AM   #50786
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

So the singer for Blur was one of the founding members of the Gorillaz? I'm literally just now catching up with news from 1998 and it blows my mind
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Old 02-11-2013, 05:56 AM   #50787
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1) IV
2) I
3) II
4) Rocky Balboa
5) III
6) V
Swap Rocky and Rocky IV and I think you've got it.
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Old 02-11-2013, 06:25 AM   #50788
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

i'd say

4
3
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RB
5

i dont think 5 is that bad. i also like 3 quite a bit, surprised it doesn't get more love.
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Old 02-11-2013, 06:44 AM   #50789
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OSCARZ tho
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Old 02-11-2013, 07:10 AM   #50790
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1 year 35 points 500k
Lets review

You're offered 1 year in which you don't have to work, you get to bang a hot chick whenever you like, food on demand, unlimited drugs, and also one or two other amenities of your choice. All for free.

And you'd refuse for less than $500k.

People way overestimating their own crappy lives itt.
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Old 02-11-2013, 07:32 AM   #50791
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Many people would pay for that
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Old 02-11-2013, 09:12 AM   #50792
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i wouldnt. you are locked in a goddamn basement. too many of you have crappy lives if thats desirable
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Old 02-11-2013, 09:24 AM   #50793
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99.8% of the world takes that offer.
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Old 02-11-2013, 09:40 AM   #50794
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Just thought of a good potential angle shoot on the basement thing. The "unlimited drugs" thing doesn't say it's recreational drugs only. If you had the drugs, the library/study, and the Mayo Clinic medical staff, I wonder if you could find a way to put yourself into a medically induced coma until the 10 years was up and just have the medical staff take care of you while you wait.
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Old 02-11-2013, 09:50 AM   #50795
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

500k post-tax and 35 points for a year seems about right for me assuming that I can come back to the same job I have.
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:00 AM   #50796
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

Sex in the basement with an 18-year-old, you say?

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Old 02-11-2013, 10:05 AM   #50797
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

Jesus Christ, the In-N-Out family is a complete and total mess. They all just keep dying, most from plane crashes but one from a drug overdose.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-0...-in-n-out.html

Also, the 30 year old billionaire heiress has been married three times, has no college degree and in 2006 at age 24 conspired to get her 86 year old grandmother and the trustee of her trust booted from the company.
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:06 AM   #50798
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Jesus Christ, the In-N-Out family is a complete and total mess. They all just keep dying, most from plane crashes but one from a drug overdose.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-0...-in-n-out.html

Also, the 30 year old billionaire heiress has been married three times, has no college degree and in 2006 at age 24 conspired to get her 86 year old grandmother and the trustee of her trust booted from the company.
yea, saw this last week. restaurant will either be sold or bankrupt in the next 10 years.
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:07 AM   #50799
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500k post-tax and 35 points for a year seems about right for me assuming that I can come back to the same job I have.
yep would easily do. also at the end of the year i am charging the girl 12 months rent
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:12 AM   #50800
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I mean the whole situation is just absurd. It's like a real life Happy Gilmore. WTF happens when this chick overdoses in 4 months?
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