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Old 02-10-2013, 01:18 PM   #50751
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Chick isn't just sex. It's companionship, it's dialogue, it's cuddling for when you cry yourself to sleep after 8 years of "jail time", it's a cooking partner, workout partner, it's a lot of things. It's def not too cheap imo.
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Plus, she'll be 28 when it's over. And the two of you are all each other has. Dunno, another human being has a ton of value and a woman >>>>>>>>>>>> guy for most guys.
This. Who the **** are all these weirdos who don't value having another human to talk to for the next 10 years? If I couldn't have the girl, I'm pretty sure I'd take the gun and the drugs make it a short time in the basement.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:48 PM   #50752
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Rank the 6 Rocky movies
I>>>>II>>VI>IV>>III>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>V
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:15 PM   #50753
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

Just thought of a good potential angle shoot on the basement thing. The "unlimited drugs" thing doesn't say it's recreational drugs only. If you had the drugs, the library/study, and the Mayo Clinic medical staff, I wonder if you could find a way to put yourself into a medically induced coma until the 10 years was up and just have the medical staff take care of you while you wait.
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:06 PM   #50754
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

id rather have sex with a hot girl, watch tv, eat fast food, and talk on the phone for ten years
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:07 PM   #50755
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id rather have sex with a hot girl, watch tv, eat fast food, and talk on the phone for ten years
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:23 PM   #50756
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Full Kitchen - 6
TV - 7
Library - 4
Workout Room - 5
Kitten or Puppy - 6
Skylight - 2
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30 points, ship the $10 million


Alternate is taking out the Workout Room & Skylight and adding Garden, Medical, Hygiene products/jacuzzi bathtub.
Yeah but who you gonna **** though, the puppy? My selection: Kitchen 6, Girl 18, Library 4, drugs 5.

Kitchen is pretty much the only food option, i don't want to live on fast food or microwave meals and 3 points is too much for a cook when I can probably get close enough to restaurant level by myself that my uncultured palate can't tell the difference myself.
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:51 PM   #50757
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Anyone that's foolish enough to have the girl/drugs combo in their list should prob just spring for the full 40 points.
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Old 02-10-2013, 04:20 PM   #50758
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can u just get the medical staff to provide copious opiates and benzos and pretty much veg out the whole time?
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Old 02-10-2013, 04:23 PM   #50759
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can u just get the medical staff to provide copious opiates and benzos and pretty much veg out the whole time?
yeah new delhi md >>>>>>>> mayo clinic
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Old 02-10-2013, 04:24 PM   #50760
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also toiletries/jacuzzi for 3 points is such spew when the good doctor from new delhi will obviously provide you with adequate items to prevent crotch rot
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:10 PM   #50761
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I wonder if you could find a way to put yourself into a medically induced coma until the 10 years was up and just have the medical staff take care of you while you wait.
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:28 PM   #50762
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whoever disagreed with locking that us sports thread when it was under 10 replies belongs in the bad posters thread title. thanks for actively petitioning the unleashing of sirsuckassdi
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:31 PM   #50763
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:49 PM   #50764
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whoever disagreed with locking that us sports thread when it was under 10 replies belongs in the bad posters thread title. thanks for actively petitioning the unleashing of sirsuckassdi
Still trying to figure out whether he's a troll or just an idiot
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Old 02-10-2013, 06:37 PM   #50765
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

I will say this about that number of months cleansing I had...

I really enjoyed never being hungover.
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Old 02-10-2013, 06:38 PM   #50766
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Still trying to figure out whether he's a troll or just an idiot
Idiotic troll ftw
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:11 PM   #50767
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whoever disagreed with locking that us sports thread when it was under 10 replies belongs in the bad posters thread title. thanks for actively petitioning the unleashing of sirsuckassdi
anyone using that thread as anything but an image dump (preferably soccer flopping) is a fish
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:13 PM   #50768
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EADGBE tho.
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Old 02-11-2013, 12:00 AM   #50769
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

How many points would make a one-hour visit per week from:
- your wife or GF
- your best friend (other than her if you're one of those weirdos)
- a prostitute of your choosing from a Nevada brothel (could be different each week, up to you)

equal value to the 18-year old?
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:00 AM   #50770
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

bro, 18 yr olds are ******ed and made worse by there being literally nothing to talk about
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:15 AM   #50771
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

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Peanut Butter Patties (tagalongs?) are completely terrible and have no reason to be sold or consumed by anybody. Shortbread>>>>>>>>those
maybe the worst SS post i've ever seen :/

1. tagalongs
2. thin mints
3. samoas
4. shortbread


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1) IV
2) I
3) II
4) Rocky Balboa
5) III
6) V
haven't seen "rocky balboa" but this list is likely perfect. need a big gap between IV and I tho. and another huge gap b4 V.
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:23 AM   #50772
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I assume having Rocky IV as #1 is an AMURRICA F YEAH thing. The first one is art the others are just random entertainment, it isn't even close.
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:25 AM   #50773
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and the dance recording/farm sim grammy goes to

Spoiler:
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Old 02-11-2013, 02:02 AM   #50774
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People are drastically underestimating how impressionable an 18 year old girl is, and with only you and a library of every book ever written you could mold her into a completely decent companion.
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Old 02-11-2013, 02:23 AM   #50775
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People are drastically underestimating how impressionable an 18 year old girl is, and with only you and a library of every book ever written you could mold her into a completely decent companion.
FIRST WE'RE GONNA ****

THEN YOU'RE GONNA READ ATLAS SHRUGGED FOR 3 HOURS

THEN WE'RE GONNA **** AGAIN
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