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Old 02-09-2013, 12:16 AM   #50651
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

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how long before your friends would start screening your calls?
"jesus christ it must be thursday now I gotta update jim on the going ons and indulge him for 2 hours. **** my life"

I mean, what a one sided conversation. what could jim provide besides maybe him and the sex slave tried anal that week
At the end I would have 10 million dollars. Lol @ talking to those friends peasants
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Old 02-09-2013, 12:19 AM   #50652
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What are you doing on your computer without internet?
You're right. Internet is a must unless I was a writer or something who didn't need internet.

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Old 02-09-2013, 12:19 AM   #50653
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jim would be able to watch tv and is able to discuss anything going on in the world
Twist: you only have fox news
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Old 02-09-2013, 12:22 AM   #50654
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What are you doing on your computer without internet?
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Old 02-09-2013, 12:23 AM   #50655
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Twist: you only have fox news
do i get all local fox sports at least?
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Old 02-09-2013, 12:27 AM   #50656
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Old 02-09-2013, 12:34 AM   #50657
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

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how long before your friends would start screening your calls?
"jesus christ it must be thursday now I gotta update jim on the going ons and indulge him for 2 hours. **** my life"

I mean, what a one sided conversation. what could jim provide besides maybe him and the sex slave tried anal that week
What kind of ****ty friends do you have where you're locked up somewhere for ten years and they can't even talk to you once a week?
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Old 02-09-2013, 12:55 AM   #50658
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

18 yr old girl would probably take all your money to do any fun stuff.
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:01 AM   #50659
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That's a ****ty sex slave if you don't get anal on day 1. It's practically mandatory if you aren't willing to spend 2 points on the doctor
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:02 AM   #50660
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yes they can talk and probably would. maybe Im different and most of my phone calls to friends I havent seen in forever involve mostly catching up on what is going on in each other's lives and gossip about what mutual friends are up to etc

sure you could talk about the wire and my friends suck etc
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:06 AM   #50661
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

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You can take the two most compatible people in the world but being stuck in basically the same room as someone 24/7 for ten years isn't going to end well. By day 2749 one of them with be using the others blood for warpaint, while sitting atop a throne fashioned from their bones, drinking from a hollowed-out skull.
Right, and at least someone else gets this. After not too long the thing you'd want her to do the most is disappear for awhile. Which is why the phone option is just right - people interaction in measurable doses.

Also, workout room / greenhouse / train set are extremely useful because of all the extra room they provide. Every square foot matters. Greenhouse in particular because of the psychic value of sunlight.
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:07 AM   #50662
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Girl + tv + fast food ftw
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:08 AM   #50663
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

Being in solitary for 10 years would end worse
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:11 AM   #50664
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The more I think about it the better the greenhouse becomes. Of course a lot depends on the square footage.
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:33 AM   #50665
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

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I like the idea of using all 40 points to do research/work and eating world-class food whenever I want. The money will follow after that.

9 - Gourmet Food
2 - Skylight
4 - Movies / TV Shows
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or you could eat fastfood and have 5 million moar dollars
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:39 AM   #50666
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Lol @ spending 40 points
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:46 AM   #50667
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

the stock market is tons of entertainment and stuff to do while providing you about $10MM in the $5MM option. It also gives you a real life skill when you come out. Its being comically undervalued. Phone is also a must as is TV due to the fact that you can find out anything you need to know about the world and watch a ****ton of sports given you have every premium package.
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:51 AM   #50668
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Once you blow through your $5M thinking you're ****ing Gordon Gekko, you're stuck for the rest of the 10 years in a ****ing hole and come back with $0.
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:53 AM   #50669
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Once you blow through your $5M thinking you're ****ing Gordon Gekko, you're stuck for the rest of the 10 years in a ****ing hole and come back with $0.
lol at blowing it all.
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:55 AM   #50670
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if only we could be teleported back in time to grind party poker in its heyday.
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Old 02-09-2013, 02:07 AM   #50671
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One of my friends just bagged a 9.5 by starting the conversation by yelling " YO WHAT'S YOUR ****IN NAME"

See this is why most social interaction confuses me
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Old 02-09-2013, 02:18 AM   #50672
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

*******RADIOHEAD PERFORMING ON PALLADIA******** (repeat)
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Old 02-09-2013, 02:22 AM   #50673
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

getting the money to spend upfront is a pretty clutch + internet = online pokerz/trading which are super immersive activities which keep your brain engaged

you can just buy food from sites and cook away, cooking is a pretty underrated activity anyway

prob get the green room + library + medical care, def need medical care cos stuck by yourself while sick would be WOAT

think the key thing is to come out sane and healthy and rich, tho I totes understand if people go drugs + sex slave + tv etc

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Old 02-09-2013, 02:30 AM   #50674
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One of my friends just bagged a 9.5 by starting the conversation by yelling " YO WHAT'S YOUR ****IN NAME"

See this is why most social interaction confuses me
I've seen "HEY *****!" work
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Old 02-09-2013, 02:45 AM   #50675
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The doctor is a hot Indian female from New Delhi

"blue balls" constitutes a legitimate medical condition

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