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Old 02-08-2013, 09:49 PM   #50601
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

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How smart can the girl really be? She's agreed to become a sex slave to some random dude in a basement for 10 years.
prob about standard for an 18yo of average intelligence, no?

(esp if you have an unlimited supply of alcohol/drugs)
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:50 PM   #50602
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How smart can the girl really be? She's agreed to become a sex slave to some random dude in a basement for 10 years.
Lets not bring logic into this.

Would def learn to cook and read a **** ton of books. Have only smoked weed a handful of times but would prolly become a pothead to drown out the boredom.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:59 PM   #50603
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

If you take the kitchen with "unlimited amounts of the finest ingredients" then you will have organic toothpaste, bodywash and soap if you know what you're doing.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:59 PM   #50604
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

what about communicating with existing family/friends outside for the 10 years? i think the phone and/or internet are being overlooked. other than the sentimental value of family, outside contact can also help preserve your sanity (which will likely be in short supply when locked in a basement for 10 years).

also model train set still isn't good, but is prob undervalued a bit cause of the huge room you get with it.
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:01 PM   #50605
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

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what about communicating with existing family/friends outside for the 10 years? i think the phone and/or internet are being overlooked. other than the sentimental value of family, outside contact can also help preserve your sanity (which will likely be in short supply when locked in a basement for 10 years).

also model train set still isn't good, but is prob undervalued a bit cause of the huge room you get with it.
The phone is cheap, prob worth it
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:03 PM   #50606
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

I think we have to assume the girl would be classified as replacement level in every aspect imaginable except for the hotness/sexability part.
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:03 PM   #50607
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Karak automatically starts out with the internet, because without it, fantasy football would cease to exist
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:06 PM   #50608
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How long until someone becomes legit crazy sitting in a darkroom w/o human interaction?
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:08 PM   #50609
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It blows my mind that people are even considering the phone, let alone it being a common thing people are taking.


Okay I would 100% seriously do this for;

Hot girl (18)
Full kitchen (6)
Greenhouse (2)
Doctor (2)
Hygiene (3)
Video Games (4)

= 35 points, $5M, ****ing easy game. You're making $500k/year.

There are many jobs which earn less than 500k where your social interaction is null and you have no time to interact with friends or family. Busy businesspeople and stuff like that who have no real friends or family.

So basically I'm taking necessities + girl + video games. I'm unclear if the video games come with a TV or not. If not, that's fine. I can get by 10 years with just handhelds.

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Old 02-08-2013, 10:11 PM   #50610
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How long until someone becomes legit crazy sitting in a darkroom w/o human interaction?
Not that i would know or anything but very quick
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:13 PM   #50611
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Like a month
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:14 PM   #50612
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It blows my mind that people are even considering the phone, let alone it being a common thing people are taking.
You have zero people you care about?
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:15 PM   #50613
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Found this story:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bet_%28short_story%29
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:16 PM   #50614
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Dids would take 4 cats + unlimited drugs

He'd take whatever drug John McAfee was making and rape his cats multiple times a day
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:18 PM   #50615
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Dids would take 4 cats + unlimited food

He'd take whatever drug John McAfee was making and rape his cats multiple times a day
Fyp
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:35 PM   #50616
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

the phone is amazingly good value. thats one day a week of internet/music/talking to people and enough to keep you living somewhat normally.
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:50 PM   #50617
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girl + skylight + library + kitchen works for 30 points
this is where i'm at, but i'd take the medical care (for birth control mostly) and the cell phone too for 35
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:52 PM   #50618
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If I'm bill gates I take that option.
I don't think you do.
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:53 PM   #50619
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

People undervaluing the library. It contains every book ever published. It must be ****ing huge. Also medical care could potentially be huge if the doc can prescribe medicinal marijuana. Also new delhi doc might be the best option if he is easier to get to prescribe drugs.

I think i would go.

Library - 4points
Garden - 2 points
Kitchen - 6 points
Hygiene - 3 points
Gym - 5 points
TV - 7 points
Medical care - 2 points
Pooltable - 1 points


Ship the 10 million. If doctor is stingy with prescriptions i would spend 5 million to get the unlimited drugs. The situation is way to unclear about the 18 year old for her to be a choice at that price. God damn it. definatly need cell phone in there somewhere to i give up. i want more points. tilt. i give up. give me the gun for 1 point.

new plan

18. year old
chef.
drugs.
garden
gun

I am never getting out alive with this plan but might be worth it.
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:53 PM   #50620
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

So i realize the fun of it and all, but would anyone here actually stay in that hole for 5m or 10m??????????

Like, wow at that. You could give me every single thing on that list and I wouldn't do it for 10m.
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:55 PM   #50621
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So i realize the fun of it and all, but would anyone here actually stay in that hole for 5m or 10m??????????

Like, wow at that. You could give me every single thing on that list and I wouldn't do it for 10m.
Snap yes, right now
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:57 PM   #50622
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

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Like, wow at that. You could give me every single thing on that list and I wouldn't do it for 10m.
bull****
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:57 PM   #50623
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how the **** would you be ok with seeing one person and one person only for 10 years??!?!?!?!?! especially for a group of guys who are 24-34 ftmp and in what should be their best years.

clearly not thinking this through.
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:59 PM   #50624
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Old 02-08-2013, 11:00 PM   #50625
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

TV
Phone
Girl
Greenhouse (if it's like an extra room)


If the workout room comes with daylight I'll drop the greenhouse and the phone.
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