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Old 02-08-2013, 09:14 PM   #50576
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

It says you get to have sex with an 18 year old i.e. you can turn her in for a new version on her 19th birthday.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:15 PM   #50577
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

Funny how people keep choosing the skylight over the greenhouse.

Both are two points. Why would you just get a skylight?
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:18 PM   #50578
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Funny how people keep choosing the skylight over the greenhouse.

Both are two points. Why would you just get a skylight?
my thought was that the only way to get sunlight would be a skylight, and this 'garden/greenhouse' would have heat lamps instead of sun. i essentially closed the loophole instead of walked through it.

also, a garden is a lot of work.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:18 PM   #50579
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So the girl has average intelligence, we're supposed to assume
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:19 PM   #50580
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

how many points would you allocate to an ugly 18 year old?...Your friends wouldn't be there to make fun of you ldo.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:21 PM   #50581
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

I don't know why we would assume differently.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:22 PM   #50582
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This.

People taking the drugs, have fun spending all your $ on heroin and crystal meth and whatever other drugs you inevitably were bored enough to become addicted to after you get out of the basement.
or just spend like 50k on some swankass resort type rehab joint. from there u will be knee deep in former addict poon from the following aa meetings when they learn of ur hudge bank acct.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:23 PM   #50583
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how many points would you allocate to an ugly 18 year old?...Your friends wouldn't be there to make fun of you ldo.
An ugly 18 year old girl should have been part of the unlimited booze item
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:24 PM   #50584
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Just do LSD/MDMA and don't touch anything else. ez game.
gonna need benzos at times.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:25 PM   #50585
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I don't know why we would assume differently.
That's why I love this forum. Any other forum this discussion would turn into pictures of random hot teenagers and gifbombing. Here we dive deeply into the EV of each aspect of the choices. Yes Schu is drunk already and loves you all immensely.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:26 PM   #50586
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

girl + tv + kitchen + doctor + skylight or garden

ship the 5m

an argument could be made for the model train set since you get another huge room
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:29 PM   #50587
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

Did someone say 18 year old girl?

Cliffs please.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:29 PM   #50588
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

never was a fan of trains
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:30 PM   #50589
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:30 PM   #50590
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schu,

If you really loved us all immensely, you'd only take the library, and spend the 10 years learning everything there is to know about meteorology.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:30 PM   #50591
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also, a garden is a lot of work.
that's what you want. you have nothing else to do but cook, read, and hang out with the girl/have sex.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:31 PM   #50592
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Why is $0 and 40 points even an option?
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:32 PM   #50593
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Live for free with all your goodies for 10 years? I could see some choosing that.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:34 PM   #50594
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Live for free with all your goodies for 10 years? I could see some choosing that.
No way
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:34 PM   #50595
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Live for free with all your goodies for 10 years? I could see some choosing that.
"All" your goodies? It's just an extra 5 points. Who's honestly thinking, "Nahhh, you know what, screw the $5 million, I want my own batting cage instead."
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:34 PM   #50596
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Why is $0 and 40 points even an option?
If I'm bill gates I take that option.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:35 PM   #50597
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schu,

If you really loved us all immensely, you'd only take the library, and spend the 10 years learning everything there is to know about meteorology.
This is why I love you Hold'em. Well, and your gifs. Hold'em-F60 gif-off please
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:36 PM   #50598
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that's what you want. you have nothing else to do but cook, read, and hang out with the girl/have sex.
This.

And if you have the girl, you can make her do all the hard work while you do the fun aspects of gardening.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:39 PM   #50599
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

I could seriously do girl + video games + greenhouse at 24 points and it's EZ game

I don't need a top of the line TV. I just need a 20" CRT which I assume would be 1 point. I haven't played anything (with the exception of WW, TP and SS) post 5th generation... for the past 15 years. 10 years is a ****ing breeze.

N64 + SNES, infinite sunlight and a hot girl... pretty much my life right now except even easier access to a hot 18 year old.

OK I suppose add the kitchen, make it an even 30 and we're good.

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Old 02-08-2013, 09:45 PM   #50600
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

How smart can the girl really be? She's agreed to become a sex slave to some random dude in a basement for 10 years.

Anyway, if you do take the girl, drugs are a must to endure her for 24/7/365/10.
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