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Old 02-08-2013, 08:18 PM   #50551
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Sex slave girl is waaaaaaaay overvalued
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:21 PM   #50552
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You people could seriously go 10 years without sex?
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:22 PM   #50553
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You people could seriously go 10 years without sex?
You haven't gone 10 years without sex?
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:23 PM   #50554
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You haven't gone 10 years without sex?
Before I hit puberty, sure
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:25 PM   #50555
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Dunno, they made it so it's impossible to get the full 10 million if you choose sex girl. Seems pretty reasonably priced.
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:32 PM   #50556
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Dunno, they made it so it's impossible to get the full 10 million if you choose sex girl. Seems pretty reasonably priced.


girl + skylight + library + kitchen works for 30 points
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:34 PM   #50557
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Although I guess you could have sex with Barry Bonds's roided ***** tits for less than half the price
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:39 PM   #50558
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I'll have to post my list once I get home from the bar so you can all laugh at ZOMG HOW WRONG SCHU IS. SANDY NEMO
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:43 PM   #50559
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Chick isn't just sex. It's companionship, it's dialogue, it's cuddling for when you cry yourself to sleep after 8 years of "jail time", it's a cooking partner, workout partner, it's a lot of things. It's def not too cheap imo.
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:49 PM   #50560
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An introvert like schu scoffs at companionship.
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:50 PM   #50561
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I guess no one is into getting both Barry Bonds and the sex slave.
Don't speak too soon

(Only if Barry is secretly bi/gay or I can just keep him out of sight of the girl all ten years
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:51 PM   #50562
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girl + skylight + library + kitchen works for 30 points
i think girl + garden + library + kitchen is clearly the best play (as suggested by das boot earlier). garden doubles as a skylight and no doubt you'd develop a passion for gardening even if you don't have it now. girl doubles as an exercise room of sorts.
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:52 PM   #50563
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i think girl + garden + library + kitchen is clearly the best play. garden doubles as a skylight and no doubt you'd develop a passion for gardening. girl doubles as an exercise room of sorts.
Plus after a year of trying to have intelligent conversations with an 18 year old girl you can bury her under it.
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:54 PM   #50564
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:57 PM   #50565
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Yeah serious LOL at the non-sex companionship provided by an 18-year old whore. There are video games that provide better companionship than that
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:01 PM   #50566
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It doesn't say she's a whore, or dumb, or useless. It says she's a super hot 18 year old who will happen to be willing to have sex with you.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:03 PM   #50567
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How smart can she be then?
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:06 PM   #50568
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Plus, she'll be 28 when it's over. And the two of you are all each other has. Dunno, another human being has a ton of value and a woman >>>>>>>>>>>> guy for most guys.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:06 PM   #50569
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so this is what happens when football season ends
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:08 PM   #50570
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The gun and the pool table are both 1 point. I suggest not taking the gun.
Def taking the gun in case this **** turns out awful
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:10 PM   #50571
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, & Ten Years with an 18-year old girl

Kind of hilarious to me that everybody just automatically assumes that all 18 year old girls are extremely dumb. A majority of them are, but so is most of America.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:10 PM   #50572
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Chick isn't just sex. It's companionship, it's dialogue, it's cuddling for when you cry yourself to sleep after 8 years of "jail time", it's a cooking partner, workout partner, it's a lot of things. It's def not too cheap imo.
Well, the girl in your mind is those things. We don't know what she actually would be though.

"Stunningly attractive 18 year old. She will have sex with you."

If she is as cool as you make her out to be then yes, she's absolutely worth it. But we don't even know if she wants to have sex with you, or talk to you, or any of those cool things we hope she is. Too much uncertainty to give up over half the available points.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:13 PM   #50573
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I think average intelligence is a reasonable assumption. Yeah, she'll still be mega immature, etc. But she'll grow up and is stuck there, so there's that.

Birth control not listed as an option. May need medical care to cover that.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:13 PM   #50574
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Let's just say she's somewhere in between 'brain dead 18 yr old hooker' and 'fun and interesting girlfriend who's psyched to be locked in a basement with you'.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:14 PM   #50575
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You can take the two most compatible people in the world but being stuck in basically the same room as someone 24/7 for ten years isn't going to end well. By day 2749 one of them with be using the others blood for warpaint, while sitting atop a throne fashioned from their bones, drinking from a hollowed-out skull.
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