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Old 02-08-2013, 06:42 PM   #50526
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3 barry bonds + drugs + gun

Feed PCP/bath salts to the barry bonds. Force them to battle to the death in their drug-fueled rage state. Shoot the winner, kill self.

ez game
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:43 PM   #50527
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lol Buttigers...'meh, ya, you might have spent 10 years developing a hardcore addiction to heroin, crystal meth and bath salts but whatever, just spend a few months in rehab and you're all set.'
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:45 PM   #50528
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3 barry bonds + drugs + gun

Feed PCP/bath salts to the barry bonds. Force them to battle to the death in their drug-fueled rage state. Shoot the winner, kill self.

ez game
gotta get the batting cage if you get multiple barrys
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:50 PM   #50529
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kitchen 6
sunlight 2
TV 7
gym 5
video games 4
booze 5
pool table 1

ship da $10m!
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:00 PM   #50530
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35pts on girl, booze or drugs (not sure yet), kitchen, movie/tv collection
how do you plan on watching those movies and shows without a television
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:10 PM   #50531
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Movies/Video games/etc have to come with a TV (just no cable) or else those choices are worthless
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:13 PM   #50532
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no you just have to get the tv too

you dont see any worth to having the complete collection of movies compared to just a tv with cable?
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:17 PM   #50533
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Two 17 year old girls (34)
Pool Table (1)
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:18 PM   #50534
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You could take the workshop/tools/supplies and build a cage for the girl
Oh man Holdem 07 crushing it tonight
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:18 PM   #50535
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GOD has nothing to do with being a drug addict. Being a drug addict has everything to do with being a drug addict.
Is there a way to fit in the doc to optimize your drug use?
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:19 PM   #50536
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no you just have to get the tv too

you dont see any worth to having the complete collection of movies compared to just a tv with cable?
Does the cable with premium channels come with On Demand? I mean its free, so would be a pretty dick move for them to disable it.
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:22 PM   #50537
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If you got addicted in your 10-year stay, I'm pretty sure you could afford a pretty steady supply of drugs with your $5 or $10 million
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:23 PM   #50538
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The worst on there has to be the HD camera.

"Sweet, another pic of my dank basement that I can't share with anyone for 10 years."
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:25 PM   #50539
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I think I go:

Full kitchen (6) (best value on there imo -- recreation, great food, develops skills)
Internet (16)
Skylight (2)
Library (4)
Surround sound/music (4)
Cell phone (3)

I could also probably drop the cell phone + skylight if I'm going for 10 mil. Either option seems pretty doable to me.
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:26 PM   #50540
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The worst on there has to be the HD camera.

"Sweet, another pic of my dank basement that I can't share with anyone for 10 years."
Yeah I was baffled too, only thing that I could think of was sex tapes with the hooker.
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:32 PM   #50541
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04 fast food
02 skylight
04 library
03 hygiene
07 tv
02 doc
01 mayo clinic (extra point)

04 video games
02 sat radio
01 chick-fil-A (extra point)

(could be talked into trading video games/sat radio for puppy)

(the doc would want me to trade video games/sat radio for gym... hold on, new plan coming)

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Old 02-08-2013, 07:35 PM   #50542
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If you get a dog, does that entail walks outside etc.? Kinda important having a dog. If so could sacrifice the skylight
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:39 PM   #50543
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If you get a dog, does that entail walks outside etc.? Kinda important having a dog. If so could sacrifice the skylight
I guess I'm curious, both with the dog/cat and the girl, about whether it is your task to care for them.
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:39 PM   #50544
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There are 2+2 posters who don't know who Greg Merson is?

As for this thing, no way I'd do it with any available combination. There's similar scenarios we've all seen that I probably would do, but not this one. Feel like I have to skip the girl to get everything I'd need. I guess there's some tiny chance I'd do it if this girl was somehow the perfect fit for me. She wants to watch football, bone at halftime and play video games afterward. Still not sure it's doable because she costs too many points.
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:39 PM   #50545
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Can't believe anyone would choose the fast food, much less add the Chicfila option. Huge fish move, imo. Why not just look up their recipe and make it yourself in your awesome kitchen, not like you don't have time on your hands.
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:42 PM   #50546
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06 kitchen
02 skylight
04 library
03 hygiene
07 tv
02 doc
01 mayo clinic (extra point)
05 gym

@pwn_master yeah, that first list had a 'break' because after a first run of the items, i still had seven points left. gun v. chick-fil-a for last point means i'm taking chick-fil-a
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:59 PM   #50547
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06 kitchen
04 library
07 tv
05 gym
05 booze
03 jacuzzi +hygiene
04 video games
01 pool table

+ 5 milly

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Old 02-08-2013, 08:09 PM   #50548
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There are 2+2 posters who don't know who Greg Merson is?
i forgot until someone else mentioned poker, then was like "oh yeah"
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:13 PM   #50549
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:13 PM   #50550
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I guess no one is into getting both Barry Bonds and the sex slave.
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