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02-08-2013 , 03:56 PM
With the kitchen you could make your own soap out of food stuff and use baking soda to brush your teeth.
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02-08-2013 , 03:58 PM
Doctor is either spew or huge value depending on what he has access to. Assuming all medicine and whatever equipment/machines he needs to perform procedures, that and drugs is a very nice combo package.
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02-08-2013 , 04:01 PM
if red bean were here, i think we all know what he'd spend 7 points on
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02-08-2013 , 04:01 PM
If you die, does your family inherit the money? I am fine with my corpse remaining in the basement for the remainder of the 10 years in the spirit of the prop.
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02-08-2013 , 04:02 PM
Give me the hooker, drugs and food, if I die, I die.
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02-08-2013 , 04:06 PM
With the hygeine being needed I take:

Kitchen (6)
TV (7)
Cell phone (3)
Stock Market-assuming I can actually make trades and get data in real time which seems reasonable (7)
Library (4)
Hygeine (3)
Garden (2)
Satellite Radio (2)
Pool Table (1)
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02-08-2013 , 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Victor
drugs and sunlight are gunna be super beneficial to staying sane
Drugs usually go the opposite direction of sanity

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Originally Posted by Daer
Need some companionship to stay sane.

Taking the girl is terrible. You realize you are stuck in one room 24/7 for 10 years right? They could let you pick whatever girl you wanted for 0 points and it still isn't worth it.
Why don't you stop playing games and just say you want Barry Bonds already.

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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight
I seriously wonder what you guys plan for when you have kids and no medical care in a basement.
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Originally Posted by nath
I have a kitchen.
Kitchen and old Macguyver episodes equals no need for medical care.


As an aside, unless your name is Daer, the girl and her taking half your money is a must. It's one of lifes guarantees. So be it. I'm okay with it, and so should every other hetero male.

My list:

Girl - 18 points
Garden with Greenhouse - 2 points
Fully stocked kitchen - 6 points
TV unlimited channels - 7 points
Doctor - 2 points

Total - 35 points = 10 years and 5 Mill
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02-08-2013 , 04:26 PM
incredibly easy. $5 mil

girl for 18
TV for 7
fast food for 4
sunlight for 2
phone for 3
pool table for 1

depending on the girl that sounds better than most peoples lives right now. would probably do for free
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02-08-2013 , 04:27 PM
Why would anyone take the skylight for 2 points when you could get a whole Greenhouse for 2 points?

Anyone picking a skylight over the Greenhouse option is a complete fish IMO. (they're both 2 points)
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02-08-2013 , 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by ikestoys
lol at staying in a hole for 10 years for 5 mill.

no ****ing way.
this

I know I read on this forum (maybe oot?) that pretty much no one would play russian roulette for godly amounts of money but you are all jumping at this idea? If they gave you the gun for free there would be a 92% chance of suicide no matter how you spend your points but y'all are jumping all over it

taking a 5/6 chance for instant 500m seems waaaaay better than giving up a prime 10 year span of life for next to nothing (plus factor in inflation)

the debate is obviously fun what to spend points on, as long as no one would actually accept this deal
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02-08-2013 , 04:29 PM
Upfront money and ability to invest is mandatory imo.
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02-08-2013 , 04:30 PM
ray hortons common law marriage comment was A+
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02-08-2013 , 04:32 PM
Tv- 7
Library-4
Unlimited drugs-5
Cell phone-3
Full kitchen-6
Skylight-2
Medical care in case I OD-2
Gun in case it is worse than I thought-1


The drugs are really necessary

I prob need to find a way to add hygeine
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02-08-2013 , 04:35 PM
I dont think I've ever been in a greenhouse, but they get good light yeah?

that would be >>>>>>> skylight with added benefit of good flower smells. plus you can give the whore some roses when you are constantly fighting in between sexy times
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02-08-2013 , 04:38 PM
I think there should be a pen/paper option for cheap
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02-08-2013 , 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by noseeds99
this

I know I read on this forum (maybe oot?) that pretty much no one would play russian roulette for godly amounts of money but you are all jumping at this idea? If they gave you the gun for free there would be a 92% chance of suicide no matter how you spend your points but y'all are jumping all over it

taking a 5/6 chance for instant 500m seems waaaaay better than giving up a prime 10 year span of life for next to nothing (plus factor in inflation)

the debate is obviously fun what to spend points on, as long as no one would actually accept this deal
5 or 10 million is next to nothing, you must live a sick life sir
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02-08-2013 , 04:40 PM
yah i mean no amount of money in the world for this, it's a silly hypothetical
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02-08-2013 , 04:40 PM
noseeds whole post is lol

dying is a pretty major negative when calculating ev

5 million for ten years is a nice return for almost everybody
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02-08-2013 , 04:40 PM
Who's offering Russian Roulette for 500m and where do I sign up?
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02-08-2013 , 04:43 PM
Anyone looking to make more than just the $5 or $10 mill should opt for the drug, booze, gun, doctor and HD Camera option together. Make a boatload on selling this experiment footage (some way). Think "Supersize Me" but in a supersized way. Idk, either way, you got 10 years to think about how to make this profitable.

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Originally Posted by digables
yah i mean no amount of money in the world for this, it's a silly hypothetical
obviously this.
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02-08-2013 , 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by noseeds99
this

I know I read on this forum (maybe oot?) that pretty much no one would play russian roulette for godly amounts of money but you are all jumping at this idea? If they gave you the gun for free there would be a 92% chance of suicide no matter how you spend your points but y'all are jumping all over it

taking a 5/6 chance for instant 500m seems waaaaay better than giving up a prime 10 year span of life for next to nothing (plus factor in inflation)

the debate is obviously fun what to spend points on, as long as no one would actually accept this deal
you are talking to professional Internet posters. Most already live this way...minus the girl of course. As they say, "EZ Money".

Spoiler:
kidding, for the record
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02-08-2013 , 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by digables
yah i mean no amount of money in the world for this, it's a silly hypothetical
butnahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Give me $1B posttax and I snap do this with 35 points.
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02-08-2013 , 04:48 PM
Should be a stock market like option for the poker players here. Sure they have some suitable basements outside the US.
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02-08-2013 , 04:52 PM
gonna be pretty hard to find a willing 18 year old for the tv show shark

I bet her price is >5m!
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02-08-2013 , 04:54 PM
if you take 35points 5m in 2002 = 4m in 2011. (unless you take stocks and get paid upfront and can beat inflation) 400k/year meh and I prob live a less exciting life than any of you.
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