Dude its a rarity now. I'm so busy that my social life is completely shot.

The obvious choice is to combine drinking with your professional life.

If I was hammered talking to high school kids I think Chris Hanson would show up...

...to high-five you and give you another beer

Being drunk on a Sunday night is semi-pro.

Being drunk at noon on a random Monday is when you've made the bigs. Look me up when you get there.

My weekend:

Ex came to town and "stayed with a friend" meaning she dropped off her things and ****ed me pretty much all Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday morning. This is ideal because after the morning bang sesh she has to leave so I can be alone to drink with friends until nighttime when we all go out.

Sunday night I met up with an old friend from college who was in town. She happily let me finger her in a dark corner of the bar and was grabbing my **** in the cab on the way home. Then we get to my apartment and she goes "Oh shoot, I forgot to tell you about my boyfriend." Then she requested shorts to wear to bed and insisted on sleeping on the couch. It was so funny I couldn't even get mad. I wish the story ended with me banging her anyway, but that's it. I was way too drunk to be working for pussy again at 4 am when I thought I had in the bag for the last 4 hours.

/life

lol this thread this morning nhnh

I need powers to edit polls imo.

ask for them

anyone else surprised that karak sort of sounds like "car wreck?"

how did karak steal nutshot2's password

^ you guys should date

how had nobody made a chilly gimmick account before that chilly thread got made is beyond me

I think Needle77 is around too much and overmods the forum. He deletes posts with clearly rational thought in the exact science that is debating sports and changes thread titles around to confuse the forum goers. Does anyone else agree? Should we get rid of him for modding too much?

yes

denarded

I like how he says we as if he's about to go to his local polling place to cast a vote for mod

i went to the polling place and voted to demodd "car.wreck"

i also voted for Tom Perriello

so he deleted posts about your fantasy football team or something?

no. a while back when we had that worst mod thread going didn't Needle basically come off as the "winner" (by which i mean the least worst mod, aka the best)? he seems to be pretty well liked around here, few enemies/haters, which i would have assumed would be difficult for football (but maybe that's just because he's a lol Jags fan). i think you're out of luck here with your random Needle hate.

If anything Needle needs to get meaner and stir up some drama, the list of people mad at Needle shouldn't begin and end with just people tarding up threads with their fantasy crap that no one cares about. Mass ban some Colts fans just for the hell of it

Controversy = Ratings

jetto banned yesssss

least worst for sure not equal to best.

why was jetto banned