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Originally Posted by GodSmackJack
I think if you took the under in every hockey game for the entire season, youre guaranteed to make money
This strategy sounds about as shaky as Michael J. Fox surfing the Japan
tsunami after sitting in a Starbucks all morning drinking coffee and watching old clips of Family Ties on his wifi while each 17 year old girls came up and said
"Hey Scottie! Scottie Baio! My mom loved you on that show Mr. Belvedere!" Now I don't want to get off on a rant here but in lieu of taking this advice I think I'll get on a 3-way
conference call with Nic Cage and MC Hammer's
tax accountants. Seriously folks. I'll make about as much money betting hockey as an armless door-to-door
calligraphy-service salesman with bad teeth and exorbitant prices. C'mon man,
John Daly thinks this is degenerative behavior. I've seen elephants on safari in
Chad that don't crap this big. Please take me off your mailing list,
mkay babe? I no longer wish to subscribe to your quackjob newsletter. Now I don't have anything against the far left but I personally subscribe to the theory that I make my own bread and eat it. It would be more hypocritical of me than
Lance Armstrong cycling by you with a coupla syringes hanging out of his
Cheryl-Crow-bedding, Matt McConoughey-knowing veins, yelling "Hey buddy! I'm clean!" to pretend I can give that bread away and let the government figure out how to feed me.