oots iirc


mad men ofc


edit- nevermind I'm wrong as usual

Like b"utz" imo.

according to their website it's pronounced like butts

Oh, well as long as you're making fun of me that's fine then. Weird to read so much into one offhand anecdote though.

so she controls what chips you eat and then has her mother visit for months at a time?

Posting to remind myself to vote Holliday for beta male of the year in 2013 Esseys

Holliday if you could have a lifetime supply of chips but your wife got to punch you before you started eating them each day would you do it

Think Holiday is one of the guys in these testimonials? (skip to 1 minute)

Get yourself a hotel, and bring the chips.

He'd probably ask his wife first

Yeah this should never, ever, ever ever come close to being a possibility. Ever.

poker chips? blacks, whites, or reds? purple or pumpkins are an easy answer obv

u still gonna go see that psycho bitch?

GOAT chips.

Hahaha


Yeah going tuesday

If I don't post by Tuesday evening someone should call the police

Yah I was going to make a comment how the only person who should be saying this ever is his mom but couldn't make it funny.

man im jealous yeota. That sounds like some ****. If i lived anywhere remotely close id def do it. I wouldnt mention this website tho, just use what you know against her to make her curious.

I'm going to call the police if you don't go missing

fwiw these utz chips are incredible:

mrs vickies are obv good but overrated. GOAT chips are tostitos whole grain, but only with some salsa. Without salsa, i gotta go with cheetos..only **** i crave but not the puffs, the reg. Vickies are prob 2nd which seems ridiculous considering i said they are overrated. Guess I dont like chips all that much

edit: man i forgot about ..dont remember the brand and am too lazy to look it up but they are tan and black and they are salt and pepper kettle chips. **** those are addicting, especially while camping and drinking beer

Marriage is wildly underrated on 2p2.

That said, Holiday just needs to have an honest talk with his wife. Guessing he's getting fat and this is her passive aggressive way of complaining about it.

yep

or it's something about her being self-conscious about her cooking and how much of it he eats or his response to it

or its just a natural woman control issue

either way, if you are married or in a LTR and she can still control something as small as your chips eating habits, youve prob not done enough truth telling or convo having

chips are important
they go with sports, GOAT drunk food, good for when friends are over, etc. gotta lay down the law with CHIPS

real life example: girlfriend moves in after a couple years of dating. we try to be sensible about consolidating what we like to eat so she can shop for both of us and find things we both like. i tell her about chips i like. (im an original nacho cheese doritos man, for example). her first grocery store visit for us when i wasn't with her, she brought home the 'baked' version of nacho doritos because it's what she likes and she wanted the healthier version for us. i told her that i won't eat baked or low-fat versions of any chips i request, and from then on she gets both versions

problem solved

Unreal good chips