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Old 01-06-2013, 02:58 PM   #45876
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Pfft, this round of hirings (promoting a guy to GM who's big into analytics, hiring a college coach who has actually had some success) is way better than the last one (hiring a 70-year-old GM and a coach with a proven record of failure).
chan gailey had a winning record as a head coach in the nfl and college when he was hired by the bills. pretty bizarre to say that marrone has had some success but gailey had a proven record of failure. i mean obv lol gailey and a lot of his success came a long time ago but still.
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:59 PM   #45877
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Can someone please speak to women about the following:

My wife and I go grocery shopping. I say, "Hey--UTZ Red Hots! Awesome, I'm going to get those!" She says, "OK".

Once we get home, litereally any time I try to eat the chips she goes into "You shouldn't eat that crap--what if you can't finish dinner." and such. If I wait until after dinner, it's "Are you still hungry? There's some more left. You shouldn't eat that right after dinner for no reason."

Seriously, I just want to eat the ****ing potato chips I bought! You were there! WTF?
Things like this are why being forever alone isn't that awful
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Old 01-06-2013, 03:03 PM   #45878
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chan gailey had a winning record as a head coach in the nfl and college when he was hired by the bills. pretty bizarre to say that marrone has had some success but gailey had a proven record of failure. i mean obv lol gailey and a lot of his success came a long time ago but still.
Sure, but expectations play a part-- Marrone's Syracuse teams have improved over the time he has been there (and he took over a program in terrible shape); Gailey's Georgia Tech teams stagnated. Hard to evaluate Gailey's Dallas stint accurately imo, given the leftover talent + the fact that he only lasted two years. FWIW, Gailey had also been fired from his last two HC jobs when he was hired by the Bills; Marrone is getting a promotion.
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Old 01-06-2013, 03:03 PM   #45879
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yeah like

i could eat those chips


and i dont have to wear pants
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Old 01-06-2013, 03:05 PM   #45880
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Things like this are why being forever alone isn't that awful
Well if you're trying not to have sex with them I can see where the appeal of women might go over your head

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Old 01-06-2013, 03:06 PM   #45881
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not really her fault either
she's jus being a woman
pretty normal girlfriend/wife thing to do/say

it's how he's handling it
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Old 01-06-2013, 03:06 PM   #45882
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Also, Holliday, you really couldn't have fixed that with a "Why didn't you say something when I bought them?"
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Old 01-06-2013, 03:07 PM   #45883
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Also, Holliday, you really couldn't have fixed that with a "Why didn't you say something when I bought them?"
or a "go get me some dip"
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Old 01-06-2013, 03:15 PM   #45884
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Well if you're trying not to have sex with them I can see where the appeal of women might go over your head
There's a comeback here that I'm too nice to say.

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Old 01-06-2013, 03:16 PM   #45885
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tell your wife to learn to cook better so you don't have to resort to eating potato chips right after dinner
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Old 01-06-2013, 03:18 PM   #45886
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There's a comeback here that I'm too nice to say.
relax, i'm just breaking your balls. it is true that the idea of long-term companionship makes no sense if you get your ideas about it from beer commercials.
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Old 01-06-2013, 03:20 PM   #45887
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relax, i'm just breaking your balls. it is true that the idea of long-term companionship makes no sense if you get your ideas about it from beer commercials.
And Maury Povich.
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Old 01-06-2013, 03:32 PM   #45888
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And OOT
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Old 01-06-2013, 03:32 PM   #45889
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it always baffled me that the standard sitcom relationship for so long was "fat, ugly guy has wife who's way too hot for him but who he hates and is bored of having sex with." geez, what a spoiled baby.
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Old 01-06-2013, 03:39 PM   #45890
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why do you guys always sleep on michael buble
He has one song I really dig, but nothing else in his oeuvre does it for me.
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Old 01-06-2013, 03:41 PM   #45891
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Old 01-06-2013, 03:46 PM   #45892
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I really loled at 30 Rock recently when Jenna said "I'm sick of losing parts to Julie Bowen to play Kevin James' hot wife he hates having sex with!" or something like that.
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Old 01-06-2013, 05:28 PM   #45893
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you have utz? i thought those were a midatlantic thing and that you lived in some swamp in louisiana or arkansas or some ****
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Old 01-06-2013, 05:36 PM   #45894
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utz salt and vinegar are the best
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Old 01-06-2013, 06:01 PM   #45895
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90% chance I will go back to a place if they have salt and vinegar chips.
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Old 01-06-2013, 06:23 PM   #45896
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you have utz? i thought those were a midatlantic thing and that you lived in some swamp in louisiana or arkansas or some ****
Evidently they pay some ***hole to drive a truck full of them all the way from the midatlantic. And yes, I live in a swamp in Alabama. The stores are not in the swamp though. Piggly Wiggly carries the full line of UTZ products--but they're usually sold out of the red hot.
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Old 01-06-2013, 06:34 PM   #45897
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Get a new wife
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LOL WIVES
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do you live in a beer commercial
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Man what a *****
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jesus grow a pair
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also, good chance she's cheating on you
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Things like this are why being forever alone isn't that awful
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yeah like

i could eat those chips


and i dont have to wear pants
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not really her fault either
she's jus being a woman
pretty normal girlfriend/wife thing to do/say

it's how he's handling it
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Also, Holliday, you really couldn't have fixed that with a "Why didn't you say something when I bought them?"
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or a "go get me some dip"
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tell your wife to learn to cook better so you don't have to resort to eating potato chips right after dinner
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it always baffled me that the standard sitcom relationship for so long was "fat, ugly guy has wife who's way too hot for him but who he hates and is bored of having sex with." geez, what a spoiled baby.
SE marriage advice; a thing of beauty.

I'm probably a little more irritable about unimportant things than usual due to my mother-in-law visiting with us for the past month. Two more weeks to go...
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Old 01-06-2013, 06:38 PM   #45898
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lol, cant be real
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Old 01-06-2013, 06:51 PM   #45899
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the point is that it has nothing to do with "speak[ing] to women about the following"

it's that YOUR woman is a control freak weirdo and we're laughing at you for marrying her
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Old 01-06-2013, 06:53 PM   #45900
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UTZ like b"utts", U-T-Z, or sh"oots"?
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