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Old 12-22-2012, 12:57 AM   #44451
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Old 12-22-2012, 12:59 AM   #44452
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just about the lowest hanging fruit post in history there by pdb
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Old 12-22-2012, 01:02 AM   #44453
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Old 12-22-2012, 01:08 AM   #44454
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they don't call him pro dick blower for nothing
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Old 12-22-2012, 01:24 AM   #44455
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Old 12-22-2012, 01:25 AM   #44456
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Old 12-22-2012, 01:26 AM   #44457
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Old 12-22-2012, 01:49 AM   #44458
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Old 12-22-2012, 01:50 AM   #44459
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Old 12-22-2012, 01:57 AM   #44460
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Who the **** over the age of 7 eats a PB&J sandwich? Good God.
http://www.monsterpbj.com/
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Old 12-22-2012, 02:52 AM   #44461
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Being fat is about a big a hit to your game as wearing denim button ups.
Unless you're 6'4"+

I've seen some tall ass fat ****s with some fine women on their arms
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Old 12-22-2012, 03:38 AM   #44462
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Reminds me of how back in high school we didn't have open campus lunch and either had to bring out own food (and we weren't losers so this wasn't an option) or eat the school's food...and there was apparently some ridiculous calorie limit, like 800 calories or something on each lunch. Which is a great plan if you're trying to cut weight for wrestling, but obviously doesn't work for a bunch of teenage boys growing and doing non-wrestling 2-a-day sports practices. The only thing the school set out that we could freely eat was bread, peanut butter, and little jelly packets. Me and the rest of the football/basketball team would eat their dog**** lunch and like 4 PBJs every day for lunch. It was either that or starve.

(Why would they set limits on other food yet offer us white bread, fat-and-calorie filled peanut butter, and fruity sugar gel packets freely? Some seriously lol guidelines there. At least that's what we were told. Could have been a dumb ploy by our school to save money, and I wouldn't doubt that in the slightest)
in high school i had two slices of dominos, two bags of hot fries, and a coke for lunch every day until senior year when they thought it was a great idea to charge .55 per bag of snacks instead of .50 so instead of buying two for a buck i bought none
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Old 12-22-2012, 05:51 AM   #44463
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Old 12-22-2012, 07:17 AM   #44464
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edit- I don't even think fit people look at these decisions the way I do.
First of all GO **** YOURSELF PUNK!! I am 43 yrs old and have been married for 20 yrs. You ****ing punk internet pussies are the most disrespectful people I have ever seen and I gaurantee not one of you would have the balls to approach me or anyone else in real life. yeh treat people like **** and they like and will come back for more, really , thats a great way to live your life. i bet your mom really likes it when your dad cums all over her face and treats her like the cum guzzling whore she is. But I treat people with respect and would expect the same from you. When you finally grow hair on your balls and grow up, you will see what is important.You made a mistake and you jerkoffs think its your chance to make yourself feel like an ass on a public forum. Have fun. PM me if there are any further problems, jerk off.
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Old 12-22-2012, 07:20 AM   #44465
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First of all GO **** YOURSELF PUNK!! I am 43 yrs old and have been married for 20 yrs. You ****ing punk internet pussies are the most disrespectful people I have ever seen and I gaurantee not one of you would have the balls to approach me or anyone else in real life. yeh treat people like **** and they like and will come back for more, really , thats a great way to live your life. i bet your mom really likes it when your dad cums all over her face and treats her like the cum guzzling whore she is. But I treat people with respect and would expect the same from you. When you finally grow hair on your balls and grow up, you will see what is important.You made a mistake and you jerkoffs think its your chance to make yourself feel like an ass on a public forum. Have fun. PM me if there are any further problems, jerk off.
I'd hate to see what you'd be like if you didn't treat people with respect.
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Old 12-22-2012, 08:43 AM   #44466
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I was a really late bloomer and could never put on weight as a kid even though my diet was terrible. I do recall when I was like 12 I wanted to gain weight and so for a few weeks I would eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches because my dad told me that was Elvis' favorite and that's how he got fat. It didn't work.
I was told the best way to diet was to eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches on bagels.
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Old 12-22-2012, 09:50 AM   #44467
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First of all GO **** YOURSELF PUNK!! I am 43 yrs old and have been married for 20 yrs. You ****ing punk internet pussies are the most disrespectful people I have ever seen and I gaurantee not one of you would have the balls to approach me or anyone else in real life. yeh treat people like **** and they like and will come back for more, really , thats a great way to live your life. i bet your mom really likes it when your dad cums all over her face and treats her like the cum guzzling whore she is. But I treat people with respect and would expect the same from you. When you finally grow hair on your balls and grow up, you will see what is important.You made a mistake and you jerkoffs think its your chance to make yourself feel like an ass on a public forum. Have fun. PM me if there are any further problems, jerk off.
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Old 12-22-2012, 10:09 AM   #44468
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First of all GO **** YOURSELF PUNK!! I am 43 yrs old and have been married for 20 yrs. You ****ing punk internet pussies are the most disrespectful people I have ever seen and I gaurantee not one of you would have the balls to approach me or anyone else in real life. yeh treat people like **** and they like and will come back for more, really , thats a great way to live your life. i bet your mom really likes it when your dad cums all over her face and treats her like the cum guzzling whore she is. But I treat people with respect and would expect the same from you. When you finally grow hair on your balls and grow up, you will see what is important.You made a mistake and you jerkoffs think its your chance to make yourself feel like an ass on a public forum. Have fun. PM me if there are any further problems, jerk off.
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Old 12-22-2012, 10:13 AM   #44469
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Old 12-22-2012, 10:17 AM   #44470
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Old 12-22-2012, 10:25 AM   #44471
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Chips in sandwich is seriously awful. Probably the most overrated move of all time.
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Old 12-22-2012, 10:40 AM   #44472
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If you grow hair on your balls but are too fat to see them, did it really happen?
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Old 12-22-2012, 10:55 AM   #44473
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All time great moment in radio history: I went to the grocery store (it's like 3 mins away, so I only get ~1 song in at a time) and Skrillex popped up. The tractor simulator song. Oh man I went wild
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Old 12-22-2012, 11:17 AM   #44474
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First of all GO **** YOURSELF PUNK!! I am 43 yrs old and have been married for 20 yrs. You ****ing punk internet pussies are the most disrespectful people I have ever seen and I gaurantee not one of you would have the balls to approach me or anyone else in real life. yeh treat people like **** and they like and will come back for more, really , thats a great way to live your life. i bet your mom really likes it when your dad cums all over her face and treats her like the cum guzzling whore she is. But I treat people with respect and would expect the same from you. When you finally grow hair on your balls and grow up, you will see what is important.You made a mistake and you jerkoffs think its your chance to make yourself feel like an ass on a public forum. Have fun. PM me if there are any further problems, jerk off.

Last edited by Eltbus; 12-22-2012 at 11:19 AM. Reason: lol@you though. be more withered my man.
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Old 12-22-2012, 11:27 AM   #44475
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If you grow hair on your balls but are too fat to see them, did it really happen?
May require 2 well-placed mirrors to confirm.
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