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Old 12-14-2012, 10:04 PM   #43476
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Maybe Democrats could ****ing grow a pair?

I mean Republicans have all kinds of super unpopular nonsense in their platform. Stuff they go to the mat about that most people disagree with.

Basically Democrats really suck.
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:05 PM   #43477
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i ordered some wings the other day and i didn't tip the driver. because why would you tip someone for doing their job? if he doesn't like how much he makes he can find some place else to work.
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:05 PM   #43478
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Has it been confirmed this is a mentally ill situation? I guess that's kind of a dumb question given we'd all say someone who kills 20+ people is 'nuts' of a sort, but doing this requires planning and foresight. If the guy was suffering through some sort of hallucination and wasn't treated I get it, but I don't see how mental care availability can help an organized psychotic.
It hasn't, you can go the route of saying that anyone who does this is, but that's kind of dangerous imo. We just don't know anything right now so that's what we're blaming. Look emo/goth like columbine? Blame Marilyn Manson/music. HS kid who shot up his school but has played COD like every other teenager? Video games. Listened to rap music? Uh-oh, damn you Eminem! Not a teenager, don't know a thing, he's mentally ill of course!
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:07 PM   #43479
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Gun Discussion

$100 a good Christmas tip for the doorman?
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:08 PM   #43480
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I have discovered the solution.

1. Get girls / women to commit to never sleeping with a man who owns a gun.

2. Start grassroots ad campaign based on them, called "No Butts for Gun Nuts" or "No Poon for Loons" or "Point That Thing Somewhere Else," or something like that.

3. Station them outside gun shows and gun stores, and give them a massive facebook presence.

4. Profit, over time, as women continually demand to know whether you own a gun or not.

If it means it's harder to get laid, I'm not buying a gun. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!11!
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:08 PM   #43481
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It's like the Tea Party, but good, or something.
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:09 PM   #43482
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i ordered some wings the other day and i didn't tip the driver. because why would you tip someone for doing their job? if he doesn't like how much he makes he can find some place else to work.
gonna try to get hired there so i can boycott the place
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:10 PM   #43483
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I have discovered the solution.

1. Get girls / women to commit to never sleeping with a man who owns a gun.

2. Start grassroots ad campaign based on them, called "No Butts for Gun Nuts" or "No Poon for Loons" or "Point That Thing Somewhere Else," or something like that.

3. Station them outside gun shows and gun stores, and give them a massive facebook presence.

4. Profit, over time, as women continually demand to know whether you own a gun or not.

If it means it's harder to get laid, I'm not buying a gun. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!11!
what about the women who buy guns and kill people though?
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:10 PM   #43484
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$100 a good Christmas tip for the doorman?
Depends. What's the rent / mortgage payment?
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:10 PM   #43485
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When I accept my Nobel I'll mention you guys.
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:10 PM   #43486
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what about the women who buy guns and kill people though?
extremely small minority
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:11 PM   #43487
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Depends. What's the rent / mortgage payment?
It's NYC, so the rent is too damn high
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:12 PM   #43488
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...If it means it's harder to get laid, I'm not buying a gun. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!11!
or maybe the idiot with the gun doesn't take no for an answer...

might have gotten ahead of yourself with that NPP there
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:12 PM   #43489
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It's NYC, so the rent is too damn high
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:12 PM   #43490
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hoyaids I'd like your strategy if women had any conscious control over what turns them on

alas
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:12 PM   #43491
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like if some chick told you "I slept with your friend instead of you because you're a creep who owns guns," you'd melt that **** down asap and make a sweet Game of Thrones style semi-auto throne
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:12 PM   #43492
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you also have to really know what youre doing to kill 27 people in a car wreck you had on purpose.
Hijack a bus, drive it off a cliff, took me like two seconds to figure it out
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:13 PM   #43493
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or maybe the idiot with the gun doesn't take no for an answer...

might have gotten ahead of yourself with that NPP there
I don't know that gun owners have any higher propensity for rape . . .
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:14 PM   #43494
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most gun owners are violent afaik
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:14 PM   #43495
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Hijack a bus, drive it off a cliff, took me like two seconds to figure it out
how you gonna hijack a bus without a gun?
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:14 PM   #43496
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lol drums btw
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:14 PM   #43497
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The problem with all these mass shootings is that the shooters went crazy from too much pussy, good plan hoya
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:15 PM   #43498
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Melt the guns, yo.
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:15 PM   #43499
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The problem with all these mass shootings is that the shooters went crazy from too much pussy, good plan hoya
lol'd
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:15 PM   #43500
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I'm trying to solve gun proliferation, not massacres

crazy gonna crazy, I don't think anyone denies that
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