Sporting Events FAQ, Liveblog, and BANGERS - Page 1740 - Sporting Events and Fantasy Sports

Maybe Democrats could ****ing grow a pair?

I mean Republicans have all kinds of super unpopular nonsense in their platform. Stuff they go to the mat about that most people disagree with.

Basically Democrats really suck.

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:05 PM

#43477

Phildo

doesn't watch the games

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 22,773

i ordered some wings the other day and i didn't tip the driver. because why would you tip someone for doing their job? if he doesn't like how much he makes he can find some place else to work.

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:05 PM

#43478

aoFrantic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 25,221

Quote:

Originally Posted by ikestoys

Has it been confirmed this is a mentally ill situation? I guess that's kind of a dumb question given we'd all say someone who kills 20+ people is 'nuts' of a sort, but doing this requires planning and foresight. If the guy was suffering through some sort of hallucination and wasn't treated I get it, but I don't see how mental care availability can help an organized psychotic.

It hasn't, you can go the route of saying that anyone who does this is, but that's kind of dangerous imo. We just don't know anything right now so that's what we're blaming. Look emo/goth like columbine? Blame Marilyn Manson/music. HS kid who shot up his school but has played COD like every other teenager? Video games. Listened to rap music? Uh-oh, damn you Eminem! Not a teenager, don't know a thing, he's mentally ill of course!

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:07 PM

#43479

Shark Sandwich

1-2-teddied

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 20,503

$100 a good Christmas tip for the doorman?

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:08 PM

#43480

CPHoya

Warden of Taipan Island

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 73,265

I have discovered the solution.

1. Get girls / women to commit to never sleeping with a man who owns a gun.

2. Start grassroots ad campaign based on them, called "No Butts for Gun Nuts" or "No Poon for Loons" or "Point That Thing Somewhere Else," or something like that.

3. Station them outside gun shows and gun stores, and give them a massive facebook presence.

4. Profit, over time, as women continually demand to know whether you own a gun or not.

If it means it's harder to get laid, I'm not buying a gun. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!11!

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:08 PM

#43481

CPHoya

Warden of Taipan Island

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 73,265

It's like the Tea Party, but good, or something.

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:09 PM

#43482

ut2010

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 38,726

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phildo

i ordered some wings the other day and i didn't tip the driver. because why would you tip someone for doing their job? if he doesn't like how much he makes he can find some place else to work.

gonna try to get hired there so i can boycott the place

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:10 PM

#43483

CalledDownLight

Toonces the Posting Bot

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 88,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPHoya

what about the women who buy guns and kill people though?

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:10 PM

#43484

Riverman

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 73,135

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shark Sandwich

$100 a good Christmas tip for the doorman?

Depends. What's the rent / mortgage payment?

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:10 PM

#43485

CPHoya

Warden of Taipan Island

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 73,265

When I accept my Nobel I'll mention you guys.

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:10 PM

#43486

CPHoya

Warden of Taipan Island

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 73,265

Quote:

Originally Posted by CalledDownLight

what about the women who buy guns and kill people though?

extremely small minority

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:11 PM

#43487

Shark Sandwich

1-2-teddied

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 20,503

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riverman

Depends. What's the rent / mortgage payment?

It's NYC, so the rent is too damn high

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:12 PM

#43488

72off

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 67,818

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPHoya

...If it means it's harder to get laid, I'm not buying a gun. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!11!

or maybe the idiot with the gun doesn't take no for an answer...

might have gotten ahead of yourself with that NPP there

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:12 PM

#43489

Riverman

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 73,135

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shark Sandwich

It's NYC, so the rent is too damn high

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:12 PM

#43490

Shark Sandwich

1-2-teddied

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 20,503

hoyaids I'd like your strategy if women had any conscious control over what turns them on

alas

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:12 PM

#43491

CPHoya

Warden of Taipan Island

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 73,265

like if some chick told you "I slept with your friend instead of you because you're a creep who owns guns," you'd melt that **** down asap and make a sweet Game of Thrones style semi-auto throne

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:12 PM

#43492

Dudd

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 54,241

Quote:

Originally Posted by CalledDownLight

you also have to really know what youre doing to kill 27 people in a car wreck you had on purpose.

Hijack a bus, drive it off a cliff, took me like two seconds to figure it out

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:13 PM

#43493

CPHoya

Warden of Taipan Island

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 73,265

Quote:

Originally Posted by 72off

or maybe the idiot with the gun doesn't take no for an answer...

might have gotten ahead of yourself with that NPP there

I don't know that gun owners have any higher propensity for rape . . .

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:14 PM

#43494

ut2010

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 38,726

most gun owners are violent afaik

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:14 PM

#43495

CalledDownLight

Toonces the Posting Bot

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 88,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dudd

Hijack a bus, drive it off a cliff, took me like two seconds to figure it out

how you gonna hijack a bus without a gun?

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:14 PM

#43496

tuq

TEEJ

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 46,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shark Sandwich

lol drums btw

CORRECT

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:14 PM

#43497

Dudd

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 54,241

The problem with all these mass shootings is that the shooters went crazy from too much pussy, good plan hoya

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:15 PM

#43498

fanmail

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 32,698

Melt the guns, yo.

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:15 PM

#43499

CalledDownLight

Toonces the Posting Bot

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 88,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dudd

The problem with all these mass shootings is that the shooters went crazy from too much pussy, good plan hoya

lol'd

Quote

12-14-2012 , 10:15 PM

#43500

CPHoya

Warden of Taipan Island

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 73,265

I'm trying to solve gun proliferation, not massacres

crazy gonna crazy, I don't think anyone denies that

Quote

Page 1740 of 9458

First

740 1240 1540 1640 1690 1720 1730 1735 1736 1737 1738 1739 1740 1741 1742 1743 1744 1745 1750 1760 1790 1840 1940 2240 2740

Last

Post Reply Subscribe

...

Page 1740 of 9458

First

740 1240 1540 1640 1690 1720 1730 1735 1736 1737 1738 1739 1740 1741 1742 1743 1744 1745 1750 1760 1790 1840 1940 2240 2740

Last