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Old 10-18-2010, 11:26 PM   #4276
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Cliffs: Karak makes out with a (possibly) fat chick for 6 hours and ends up with blue balls and a bawling, drunk, sleep deprived teenager.
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Old 10-18-2010, 11:28 PM   #4277
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Should be more donut talk in that cliffs
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Old 10-18-2010, 11:28 PM   #4278
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you didnt read my tr very closely. i did more than make out.

and she's like 125 pounds

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Old 10-18-2010, 11:32 PM   #4279
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Yeah and yeota is less than worthless as a witness to her attractiveness, as fat kids have incredibly low standards when it comes to chicks

When I was fat any chick that weighed less than me could possibly be described as 'cute'
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Old 10-18-2010, 11:34 PM   #4280
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you didnt read my tr very closely. i did more than make out.

and she's like 125 pounds
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Old 10-18-2010, 11:35 PM   #4281
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32aa? why dont you have a seat over there mr paedophile

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Old 10-18-2010, 11:35 PM   #4282
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Wait

So you didn't **** her, you didn't get brain, but you did more than make out?
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Old 10-18-2010, 11:36 PM   #4283
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Karak, you're falling victim to this because 90% of your trip report was about the girl's boyfriend
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Old 10-18-2010, 11:36 PM   #4284
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Wait

So you didn't **** her, you didn't get brain, but you did more than make out?
You must've missed the part where they held hands
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Old 10-18-2010, 11:39 PM   #4285
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125 lbs, 36-B and
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Old 10-18-2010, 11:41 PM   #4286
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Old 10-18-2010, 11:44 PM   #4287
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You know who else took women to 7-11?

That alan dyer rapist
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Old 10-18-2010, 11:46 PM   #4288
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Blood on the floor: confirm or deny?
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Old 10-18-2010, 11:47 PM   #4289
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if this thread exploded taking everyone in it with it, i wouldnt cry
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Old 10-18-2010, 11:48 PM   #4290
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Pics of girl
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Old 10-18-2010, 11:50 PM   #4291
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She's beautiful
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Old 10-18-2010, 11:52 PM   #4292
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So you didn't **** her, you didn't get brain, but you did more than make out?
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/304...job?rel=player
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Old 10-19-2010, 12:05 AM   #4293
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kkc,

lol

oh

and **** yourself
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Old 10-19-2010, 12:08 AM   #4294
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Wait so if I read that correctly he definitely didn't have sex and didn't get blown either?
some reason i read through it. wtf. karak, that is not hooking up. fail.
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Old 10-19-2010, 12:18 AM   #4295
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dont you guys watch jersey shore
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Old 10-19-2010, 12:18 AM   #4296
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They didn't get it in this week either
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Old 10-19-2010, 12:19 AM   #4297
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To be fair Pauly D would have got it in if Situation didn't go crazy.
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Old 10-19-2010, 12:21 AM   #4298
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Everybody is having trouble with roommates **** blocking it seems
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Old 10-19-2010, 01:27 AM   #4299
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she has a great ass
AND YOU GOT YOUR HEAD ALL THE WAY UP IT!!!!!
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Old 10-19-2010, 01:55 AM   #4300
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SE should do an 'Athlete of the Year' thing like OOT does with Ms. OOT.

It's obv going to be some basketball player, though some NFL QBs have a chance...

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