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12-12-2012 , 01:09 AM
Damn I wanted the Gruden gimmick. His schtick is better suited for 2p2 anyway.
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12-12-2012 , 01:10 AM
If you want to find out about some funnier human evolution stuff, go look up the evolution of human breasts and penis size

there are some theories but for the most part we don't know exactly why breasts evolved. and primates in general have tiny dicks but the human penis is comparatively massive for seemingly no ****ing reason

the hilarious reason would be:
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size matters, ldo
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12-12-2012 , 01:11 AM
"5'11" should talk to 5'5 and shorter."

Huge lol @ this wtf?

I think the key thing is to be taller than her when she's wearing heels, which I guess means be about 3" taller than her at least. 5'11" guy can land a 5'8" woman for sure.
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12-12-2012 , 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted by schu_22
False, selective pressure (fitting the head during birth) maintained the hip size at a size that it would not have been otherwise. Without that pressure, variation will still produce women with smaller hips, but these women will not be removed from the gene pool as they would have been say 200 years ago or w/e. Drift will move the average hip size back towards being a bit narrower
Wat, no. Why would it drift smaller instead of larger for example?
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12-12-2012 , 01:14 AM
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(these quotes are for lol but this topic currently itt is fairly interesting)
one of the managers at my job has a bad case of short man syndrome

its obnoxious and irritating as hell
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12-12-2012 , 01:32 AM
My big fantasy league semifinals this week. Kaepernick at NE, Luck at Texans or Big Rapist at Dallas? FWIW, the opponent has Reggie Wayne. Rest of our team is slightly better than his but not by a lot.
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12-12-2012 , 01:34 AM
Clark's too good to post in the fantasy forum or PM karak like the rest of us

Luck, for me
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12-12-2012 , 01:34 AM
Keep us updated.
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12-12-2012 , 01:37 AM
Clark, we can't answer until you tell us how much the buyin for that league was
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12-12-2012 , 01:37 AM
I supported starting the fantasy forum so I wouldn't have to deal with most of those guys.
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12-12-2012 , 01:38 AM
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Clark, we can't answer until you tell us how much the buyin for that league was
Touche'

10k league yo
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12-12-2012 , 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by ClarkNasty
My big fantasy league semifinals this week. Kaepernick at NE, Luck at Texans or Big Rapist at Dallas? FWIW, the opponent has Reggie Wayne. Rest of our team is slightly better than his but not by a lot.
Game selection ftw
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12-12-2012 , 01:43 AM
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My big fantasy league semifinals this week. Kaepernick at NE, Luck at Texans or Big Rapist at Dallas? FWIW, the opponent has Reggie Wayne. Rest of our team is slightly better than his but not by a lot.
I'd wait to hear what the weather is in NE(though I don't know if I'd start Kaepernick either way), but weather says rain right now.

Gut says Luck vs HOU but Indy's OL isn't great and Houston can likely get pressure sending 4 and can sit back and disguise coverages against him. I don't know, too early in the week for me, lol. I have no feeling on Roeth right now and have to look into that more in-depth to give an honest opinion.
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12-12-2012 , 01:45 AM
I lean Luck>Kaep>Ben
Partner leans Ben>Kaep>Luck
Footballguys has Kaep>>Luck>Ben
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12-12-2012 , 01:49 AM
If you think you have the overall edge, start Luck to reduce variance vs. Wayne
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12-12-2012 , 01:50 AM
That was part of my thinking.
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12-12-2012 , 01:50 AM
Luck in the 72 degree dome ainec.

Rape is 73% dead and New England just looked pretty damn good on defense and you have no idea how bad the weather might be when they play.

Luck is also coming to his hometown so he'll probably shine and drop swagger all over the place like VY did when he came here.
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12-12-2012 , 01:53 AM
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Luck in the 72 degree dome ainec.

Rape is 73% dead and New England just looked pretty damn good on defense and you have no idea how bad the weather might be when they play.
I mean...I know you are thinking about how your team looked last night. But in reality they are going to get pressure with their front 4 against Luck that they weren't getting last night(theoretically at least). They won't be playing straight man like they were forced too a lot last night vs Brady.

Though maybe this is better discussed in an NFL thread, lol.
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12-12-2012 , 01:56 AM
So it looks like schu is having kids first itt
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12-12-2012 , 01:56 AM
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I mean...I know you are thinking about how your team looked last night. But in reality they are going to get pressure with their front 4 against Luck that they weren't getting last night(theoretically at least). They won't be playing straight man like they were forced too a lot last night vs Brady.

Though maybe this is better discussed in an NFL thread, lol. Karak's PM inbox
fyp
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12-12-2012 , 02:03 AM
so i beat the #5 team to sneak into the playoffs as the #4 seed, draw the top team this week in the playoffs. turns out he's got Foster & Peterson, and has beaten me by like 50 points twice this year.

gg

Last edited by Bryant Reeves; 12-12-2012 at 02:03 AM. Reason: cc'd to Kar Wreck's PM box
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12-12-2012 , 02:07 AM
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So it looks like schu is having kids first itt
This is mean but I still lol'd
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12-12-2012 , 02:08 AM
I like Luck; Houston's defense can give up points and I feel less confident about Kaepernick's floor. I think Pittsburgh could have real problems throwing against Dallas.
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12-12-2012 , 02:10 AM
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If you want to find out about some funnier human evolution stuff, go look up the evolution of human breasts and penis size

there are some theories but for the most part we don't know exactly why breasts evolved. and primates in general have tiny dicks but the human penis is comparatively massive for seemingly no ****ing reason

the hilarious reason would be:
Spoiler:
size matters, ldo
I thought the prevailing theory was that breasts evolved sizewise to function as a signaling device the way butts are a signaling device with some primates (including humans)
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12-12-2012 , 02:19 AM
Jesus. What happened here?
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