he does a really weird head bob thing in his commercials. like a twitch or something.

I believe those are tshirt jerseys, bro.

a presidential election is one thing but can the politards please stop trying to turn this into the politics lc thread part 2?

An Exclusive Interview With The Lakers Bros From That GIF

lol these questions are fantastic

You know those kids are toolbags. Almost every answer has "my parents" in it.

Station Sports Bar off of College Dr in BR. http://www.stationsportsbar.com

They had a yuengling sticker on the beer fridge behind the bar and I asked the bartender if they had it. She said yes, and I said WTF. She said she doesn't know how they get it but they must get it shipped in from somewhere. Such a great surprise after working 11 hours today.

haha

edit - o man, rest just as funny

eh, you know what, i should help stop politarding before it starts.

Those two things aren't the same bro

they are 17 and 18

nip it in the butt, for all intensive purposes

um they are pretty awesome

pretty sure that was 50% real answers 50% deadspin but who knows the kids could be epic trolls.

it was only made available in ohio about 6 months ago

those bros are awesome, gif is all time great

don't remember specific stories offhand but he's known in louisville for being extremely sleazy + generally a douche. the lipless wonder. plus he insists on putting himself in all his ****ty commercials. and, i assume from their quality, insists on scripting, shooting, and editing them himself on his macbook.

he went to my highschool. Hes generally known around here to be huge douche and i went out with his daughters best friend a few times and she confirmed that..and even admitted his daughter (her best best friend) is kind of a bitch. If i remember he got a girl pregnant (daughters mother) right when papa johns was starting to take off and immeditely just left her a bastard child because he didnt want to share his success with babys mama who was like his longtime girlfriend. Chic i dated said the had reconciled tho and he would have them out to look at his ferraris..but wouldnt let them drive them. Ha, dont blame him.

@ChrisWarcraft
I'm just going to go ahead and say it: There's really no non-awkward way to ask for a buttplug colored like the American flag.

ok Chris the attention-whoring has gone just about far enough

i don't get why people are up in arms about what people tweet. literally every tweet is attention-whoring. that's the idea. if you don't like it, you can unfollow them or block them.

lol yuengling

What a shame that such a mediocre beer isn't widely distributed

cool story alert but figured some of you guys might appreciate this

ive mentioned in the nba threads i play basketball with louie dampier a couple times a week and its pretty fun talking nba with him as not many people from my area actually watch the nba with any regularity. So im 27 and co-own a restaurant/espresso bar with my brother and it pays the bills and allows me to try and finish school while working great hours and generally being your own boss is great for me as i am accustomed to it since i used to play poker for a living.

i got talked to him tonight and figured, what the hell? Might as well take a shot. So i asked him whats the best way to get involved in working in the NBA. He talked a bit about how he hasn't been involved for quite a few years but he was roomates with pat riley in college and still talks to him semi frequently as well as with dan issel. He said he'll contact them (as well as a dude he knows in the pacers front office) and see if they would have any ideas/job oppurtunities to possibly get me on the inside. I mean this doesnt mean much but just the prospect of such an idea has me pretty excited. Like he said, you either have to have played, have extensive backround in the field(coaching) or know somebody. I always figured knowing somebody is the best way so we'll see what happens. Louie is the coolest dude too, and still possibly the best midrange shooter ive ever known.

Commercial with little kid talking smack to Cam is ridiculously elite.