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Those are some strong words from the guy who probably spends Thanksgiving drunk and explaining to anyone who can't get away quick enough how rigged the game on television is while they nod politely

HEY **** YOU AND YOUR ****.....

Sorry, just realized you probably weren't talking to me.

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11-22-2012 , 01:25 AM

#40927

tuq

TEEJ

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Hi. Enjoy your holiday, and don't send everyone in your phone a mass text telling them to enjoy yours. Bulk messages are lame. Thanks.

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11-22-2012 , 01:31 AM

#40928

StoppedRainingMen

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Originally Posted by Riverman

god damn obnoxious relatives suck

i really think it should be socially acceptable to stop inviting relatives who consistently trainwreck family holiday gatherings

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Those are some strong words from the guy who probably spends Thanksgiving drunk and explaining to anyone who can't get away quick enough how rigged the game on television is while they nod politely

while i agree with riverman,

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11-22-2012 , 01:49 AM

#40929

Zimmer4141

Wet

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Originally Posted by Riverman

god damn obnoxious relatives suck

i really think it should be socially acceptable to stop inviting relatives who consistently trainwreck family holiday gatherings

My extended family basically sucks, so my brother and I are now using work as a weak excuse to spend Thanksgiving and Christmas with just us and my parents, so we can get as drunk as we want without worrying about how the extended family will react to our shenanigans.

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11-22-2012 , 04:15 AM

#40930

TakeItSleazy

old hand

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watching Any Given Sunday late night on Spike. GOAT movie. Also, LT plays with like 10 concussions

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11-22-2012 , 08:26 AM

#40931

ut2010

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Lets be thankful for stuff.

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11-22-2012 , 08:57 AM

#40932

bowens

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Originally Posted by tuq

Hi. Enjoy your holiday, and don't send everyone in your phone a mass text telling them to enjoy yours. Bulk messages are lame. Thanks.

Even targeted bulk messages?

And Happy Thanksgiving all!

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11-22-2012 , 09:17 AM

#40933

Eltbus

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Happy thanksgiving se. Lets get drunk and give our thanks.

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11-22-2012 , 09:18 AM

#40934

Riverman

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And hope pdb comes back in time to see the texans lose is humorous fashion

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11-22-2012 , 09:54 AM

#40935

Needle77

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Just want to say happy thanksgiving to everyone(well...i guess just the americans of sporting events). Be safe and have a wonderful holiday.

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11-22-2012 , 11:48 AM

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TJay

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http://wimp.com/accidentallyscores/

I played soccer for 13 years as a kid. I have no idea what the hell happened here? Can someone explain.

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11-22-2012 , 12:13 PM

#40937

BAIDS

2013 FA Cup winner

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1) player on red team is injured

2) player on yellow team intentionally kicks ball out of play so that injured guy can get physio attention

3) red team puts ball in play and immediately kicks it back to yellow team's goalkeeper, as is customary

4) red team accidentally score from that

5) red team let yellow team score so as to wipe out the unintentional goal

here is an example from yesterday's champions league action in which some similar weirdness happens (start at 0:35)

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11-22-2012 , 12:14 PM

#40938

BobboFitos

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Originally Posted by TJay

http://wimp.com/accidentallyscores/

I played soccer for 13 years as a kid. I have no idea what the hell happened here? Can someone explain.

In football it's customary to kick the ball out of bounds when there is an injured player. There's no specific rule - the officials cannot stop play. In this case, the kick out of bounds ended up being a goal - a truly bizarre occurrence!

in order to compensate, they let the other team score, so the damage was equalized.

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11-22-2012 , 12:20 PM

#40939

Riverman

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morehead state's coach seems perturbed

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11-22-2012 , 12:21 PM

#40940

TJay

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Makes sense, thanks. Video lagged at the start. I didn't realize a guy was injured.

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11-22-2012 , 12:23 PM

#40941

AcTiOnJaCsOn

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Originally Posted by TJay

Makes sense, thanks. Video lagged at the start. I didn't realize a guy was injured.

tbh, it doesnt make much sense to me, in the sense of the other team actually "evens it up." I mean, its pro sports, if your opponent makes a mistake, you shouldnt even it out imo.

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11-22-2012 , 12:24 PM

#40942

BAIDS

2013 FA Cup winner

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person who made the mistake was the bloke on the red team that scored with his long kick

he's supposed to kick that out of bounds behind the goal

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11-22-2012 , 12:30 PM

#40943

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Lol soccer just about does it I think.

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11-22-2012 , 12:30 PM

#40944

AcTiOnJaCsOn

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Also, happy thanksgiving everyone! Non Americans should just adopt the holiday, since its pretty sweet. I mean thats why we celebrate cinco de mayo i think, its a fun time and an excuse to drink a ton of tequilla.

My roommates grandmother is a fantastic cook, and ends up giving us tons of leftovers, so its certainly worth the hour drive. She not only does the fundamentals well like turkey, stuffing, etc, but she also makes 6-8 different homemade pies. Im looking forward to the yams the most and feel like they are criminally under rated, based on the lack of love they seemed to get itt when the subject of good thanksgiving food was breached.

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11-22-2012 , 12:35 PM

#40945

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Originally Posted by AcTiOnJaCsOn

Cinco de Mayo isn't celebrated in Mexico save for one region. It's just a holiday we more or less made up because we're America and if we think you don't have enough holidays we'll just make on up for you then get drunk on it.

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11-22-2012 , 12:54 PM

#40946

schu_22

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A scantily clad woman is grinding on Santa Claus to Gangnam style. This is what the holiday season has turned into

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11-22-2012 , 01:05 PM

#40947

yeotaJMU

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Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,414

Paging dkgo for my drunk borderline racism story

Last night apparently I tried talking to some Asian girls at this bar and they weren't having it so I spoke "Mandarin" to them aka went bong bong bing bong.

Later I was getting a slice of pizza and while in line we started talking to these Asian girls behind us and I kept calling them Lucy. They were confused and told me their names weren't Lucy and I was like yes it is, Lucy Liu! They were not pleased.

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11-22-2012 , 01:07 PM

#40948

BAIDS

2013 FA Cup winner

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you might be autistic

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11-22-2012 , 01:09 PM

#40949

Riverman

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or just a jerk

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11-22-2012 , 01:33 PM

#40950

yeotaJMU

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Originally Posted by Riverman

or just a douche

Ftfy

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