If there's an uncovered urinal cake, you obviously aim at that

yeah i really don't get being supermad at anyone on twitter, besides people who steal jokes. foster and kluwe seem like people who, if they weren't NFLers, would be like regular people, which is highly irregular for professional athletes. but around here popular types would be more along the lines of bart scott or marshawn lynch - kluwe and foster are too similar to people we might know

I try to find the most concave surface within the urinal, then I piss on the guy next to me.

Twitter is awesome because its just so unfiltered. Reading random things from players/celebs/etc is can be funny/interesting, especially when they interact with fans (even bad interactions for the lols).

I mostly follow soccer players/reporters and it can be cool seeing them talk **** to each other.

Foster is amusing in a lolbad way. I'm happy to follow him.

Southern Tier makes Pumking

Twitter is awesome, athletes on twitter pretty low on the list of reasons twitter is awesome.

i use twitter to follow reality tv stars

Troy is such a badass movie

ldo

Such an obvious fyp.

Morvern Callar was very exciting and action-filled.

Witherist itt

i'm going back next week, but...

i got "kicked out" of the zombie place...

my issue was that we went so fast through the place that i had shaaats left, and they parked the truck so i just started shooting off my paintballs left.

guy came over and grabbed my gun and i told him i still had some left. he told me 'well it's over', so i just started pulling the trigger to get rid of the pellets i had left...he slammed the gun downward and said, 'YOU HAVE TO LEAVE!'. the 13 year old next to me (kwame, he was cool) yelled that b/c i still had pellets left i should be allowed to shoot them, next thing you know 3-4 bouncers were telling me i should go home. haha

i was just saving paint pellets b/c we were only riding for like 5 mins. figured we'd actually have a chance to shoot mofo's. they just kept jumping on the back of the tractor where they knew they couldn't be shoot

gay.

i'll go back next weekend, but i bet if they hang on the back of the tractor again i'll just karate kick them off. ******s

buncha zombies hanging onto the back of the truck. i stood up ignoring my gun for a bit b/c they were actually playing like they were trying to get us....then when i sat back down the guy told me i had to quit.

so basically, next week i'm gonna knuckle them truck-clinging zombies up. haha

gotta sleep now tho.

remember to aim for their face. zombies aren't dead without a head shot.

I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that a guy who tries to smash the softball pitcher's knees by drilling a liner right at him got kicked out of a paintball facility.

okay well i guess "kicked out" was a little strong...i just had some shaaaaaaats left so i kept shooting them off into the night when they didn't want me to, and while everyone else got off the trailer, i was still shooting the rest of my shaaats.

3 guys came over and just pushed my gun down and told me if i wanted to keep shooting i had to get back in line.

line was gonna be another 20 mins, and my brother + people we were with wanted to leave, so we left.

arod's cousin DON'T KNOW ME! haha

Should have gone out in a blaze of glory taking shaaaaaaaaaaaats at the bouncers

sleep tho.

gotta get that

well i mean, that's what i was doing. you couldn't move the gun 180 degrees, maybe like 140, and i was just bucking at the kid in front of me. then they started coming from the sides telling me to stop so i was trying to shoot them but the gun was set up so i couldn't aim enough to the side to get them. haha