Seriously how do you not, instead of flopping, just rock that guy in the face when he slips?

Haha, I read the ESPN story and it made it sound like it was a total beatdown like when those White Sox fan jumped the Royals first base coach. But that was super weak. In the NFL if a guy did that he might literally get killed.

Had a streaker for my high school state championship game. He just ran by me though.

best dog name is dilf

Worst triumph post OAT

Yankees thread WOAT sticky, lol at a stickied thread not even making it two pages.

is there a feature that lets you sticky a thread a the bottom of the page?

I like when Jim Gaffigan said "the person that they filmed still knows it's them. They're like 'hey look at that fatty - oh no wait - come on!!'"

How could you type this, look at it, click 'submit reply' and probably read it again without the light bulb going off?

Let the free market decide whether it is a violation of privacy.

are you a lawyer? even so, i am not talking in the legal sense of the word. and thanks for the great post explaining what you mean, instead of explaining that you think i should know what you mean when you explain what you think my thought process must've not been.

hey you guys know what the best thing ever is?

a zombie hunt.

local paintball place every fri/sat from 6-10pm from now until halloween is having a zombie hunt...went there yday at like 4pm to see wtf it was.

picture a haunted hayride. now picture a hayride with 5 paintball guns mounted on each side of the trailer.

for $10 (and $5 if you wanna go again) you get 100 paintballs loaded into your gun. hayride goes slow around the paintball course with smoke and zombies moans coming through the speakers and teenage kids, dressed as zombies, attack the hayride.

couple things:

--like i said, best thing ever.

--how much would i have to pay you to let me shoot you 100 times with a paintball gun? certainly more than $10 right? hahahaha

we're getting a group together next friday, gonna work it so that it's just me and my friends on the trailer. gonna light some zombies UP.

possible that i go tonight after um/sparty, but next week my wife is gonna be in columbus so i literally might just go spend the entire weekend shooting teenage kids with paintballs.

CAN'T WAIT

ok that's awesome

Not sure why but I laughed entirely too loudly at the bolded.

I guess this whole "Zombie paintball" thing is big this year (Thanks Walking Dead). I've seen signs advertising what you're talking about in some form or fashion all over town.

yeah man, i was a zombie hunter before the walking dead. you know who you're talking to?

i mean really, it doesn't have to be about zombies. you could just advertise "we'll give you 100 paintball pellets for $10 and you can shoot people with them" and i'd probably show up.

The places around here seem to be haunted houses with portions that involve zombie shooting. That seems kinda odd to me but apparently a ton of people share your love of shooting teenagers with paintballs.

The cat's reaction here is equally hilarious.

Updating a previous item: First vet visit for the kittens today. Everything is good. Both managed to fade the Leukemia and FIV tests and other than fleas, they're both fine. One last set of pictures since it's a slow day and everyone loves kittens:

Prior to heading to the vet and getting their tests/shots:


Afterwards:

Scarred for life already by your choice in reading material?

What has been seen, cannot be unseen

last night unable to sleep i watched Last Action Hero and I am now certain of two things
1) that movie is criminally underrated
2) it might very well be the birth of meta culture.

speaking of movies i saw argo last night. would recommend.

better show your world war z cover art calf tattoo to prove authenticity.

Conducting a pumpkin beer taste test today. Beers we have so far

Sam Adams Harvest Pumpkin Ale
Buffalo Bill's Pumpkin Ale
St. Arnold Pumpkinator 2012
Harvest UFO Unfiltered Pumpkin Ale
Wasatch Pumpkin Seasonal Ale
Blue Moon Seasonal Harvest Pumpkin Ale
Woodchuck Pumpkin Hard Cider

will report results back later. maybe.