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Old 10-18-2012, 08:19 PM   #38176
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Kitty Talk

well that's the other thing.

my sister in law is a secretary at the county court and literally every paternity test comes through her desk. this wasn't court ordered, this was "hey you 3 need to go get tested so i can know who the dad is".

obviously whenever i get a minute alone with the cat, i'm gonna advise him on everything going forward.

the very second that child support comes up, he needs to go through the court. we're not even 100% sure that he's seen the results. hahahaha!!!

but yeah, she's engaged (i don't do facebook but my wife just showed me her the fiancee and the baby...fiancee had a mohawk bwaaahahaha) which obviously means the only thing she wants is money. right? otherwise the fiancee would have adopted the kid and my lil cousin is none the wiser.

my mom said, 'wiper, you need to act like you don't know anything'

i said, 'well, 2 things: one, it's on facebook so LOL. two, if you don't think i'm walking through that door saturday (previously scheduled birthday for my other cousin's son) giggling and pointing, you don't know your son very well'.

honestly, i'm pretty sure i'm gonna stay for the first half of the UM game when i was totally just gonna say what's up to everyone toss the kid a gift card to toys r us and be out. can't miss the opportunity. haha

you'd really need to know my little cousin to get the full effect of all this.
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Old 10-18-2012, 08:44 PM   #38177
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Kitty Talk

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there's a significant correlation between cats>dogs people and 50ppp people
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Old 10-18-2012, 08:47 PM   #38178
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Kitty Talk

Cats are a great excuse for having a box of animal **** in your house
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Old 10-18-2012, 08:49 PM   #38179
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Kitty Talk

wiper has your cousin talked to the other two guys to make sure she hasn't told all of them they're the father?
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Old 10-18-2012, 08:55 PM   #38180
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Kitty Talk

I've posted him in TZ before but no kitty discussion is complete without my kitty, who is the most bad-ass kitty in the world.





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Old 10-18-2012, 08:57 PM   #38181
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Cats are a great excuse for having a box of animal **** in your house
dogs are infinitely dirtier and smellier than cats and will **** your house up with weird odors and inexplicable stains way way worse. this isn't even remotely close.

i mean yeah the crazy lady who lives down the street w/ 15 cats has one stinky house but it would be far worse if she owned 15 dogs.
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Old 10-18-2012, 09:05 PM   #38182
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yeah man, if i'm not getting bowls out for a spoonfull of canned food within 10 seconds of opening the door when i get home from work, my cats go into a ****ing panic.
Mine are incredibly well behaved, they follow me around and just pretty much get up when I get up. Having said that, when in the kitchen, they ALWAYS think it's food time
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Old 10-18-2012, 09:06 PM   #38183
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fitzgerald is so ****ing pushy sometimes about getting attention. like, it's not good enough to be laying on top of my arm, he gotta wiggle onto my chest. then the chest isn't good enough, he wants to lay on my neck.

ugh. pushy ****
my white cat burrows her head into my side and just starts purring. it's really cute. she looks incredibly high too when she gets in that mode. hilarious
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Old 10-18-2012, 09:10 PM   #38184
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there's a significant correlation between cats>dogs people and 50ppp people
which way? i'm a cat/100ppp person.
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Old 10-18-2012, 09:16 PM   #38185
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which way? i'm a cat/100ppp person.
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Old 10-18-2012, 09:17 PM   #38186
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Kitty Talk

cat is sleeping on me as i post

her name is tinkerbell and she is white
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Old 10-18-2012, 09:20 PM   #38187
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he is obv talking about cat people having 50/pp

no one has even talked about the petting being more pleasurable with a bigger surface area
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Old 10-18-2012, 09:44 PM   #38188
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i had a cat growing up. uncle whiskers was his name. he was an outdoors cat and lived to be 21. best cat ever
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Old 10-18-2012, 10:30 PM   #38189
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Kitty Talk

Outdoors and 21 is pretty rare. Although the cat I grew up with was the outdoors variety and lived to about 18. Before being run over obv. afaik cars are undefeated lifetime vs. cats.

Also, lol @ all the dog owners trying to make this an either/or thing.
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Old 10-18-2012, 10:40 PM   #38190
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Parents were pretty elite at cat naming. All outdoors cats that killed a ****load of stuff.

Shadow, Ajax, Hershey and Marcie. Pretty easy to guess what color most of them were.
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Old 10-18-2012, 10:50 PM   #38191
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thats racist
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Old 10-18-2012, 10:50 PM   #38192
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Kitty Talk

i had an outdoor cat that died like a year ago and he was 15. he was a friggin' alpha. he used to bring home birds squirrels mice anything in reach. when he was a young buck he got into it with a snake and the snake several holes in his chest and he had to wear one of those neck funnel things for ~month. it was hilarious

his name was oscar. he was orange and rather fat.
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Old 10-18-2012, 10:51 PM   #38193
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You are correct

It's pretty much inarguable that dogs like this are the god damn nuts

****in' A

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Old 10-18-2012, 11:28 PM   #38194
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Cats are a great excuse for having a box of animal **** in your house
...and dogs are a great excuse for having a lawn full of animal ****. Cuts both ways.

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which way? i'm a cat/100ppp person.
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+1.
Me too, maybe he's onto something.
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Old 10-18-2012, 11:30 PM   #38195
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GOAT

Upon further review, this may end up being our winner. The fact that one cat is Champagne colored and the other is black is really helping the case. Plus the obvious nicknames of "Reef" and "C-pain" totally do it for me.
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Old 10-18-2012, 11:31 PM   #38196
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Kitty Talk

Not naming them Laser and Rocket upsets me.
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Old 10-18-2012, 11:39 PM   #38197
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Those are fine names but his time here is done. "Neck" and "Beard" might've had a shot had Orton not pozzed those up. No idea what nickname Luck has if any.
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Old 10-18-2012, 11:41 PM   #38198
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I think his nicknames are mother****er and *******.
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Old 10-19-2012, 12:16 AM   #38199
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dogs are infinitely dirtier and smellier than cats and will **** your house up with weird odors and inexplicable stains way way worse. this isn't even remotely close.

i mean yeah the crazy lady who lives down the street w/ 15 cats has one stinky house but it would be far worse if she owned 15 dogs.
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Old 10-19-2012, 12:29 AM   #38200
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i'm not sure SirOsis has any dogs rather than a pack of stray dogs hangs around his dirty water-trash gypsy compound down by the river.
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