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Old 10-16-2012, 12:29 PM   #38026
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Fighting Stories

Pretty amazing comment from the Deadspin commentariat:

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Rivers couldn't even toss Norv Turner under the bus in the post-game presser without the Denver secondary catching him and returning him to safety. - Hit Bull Win Steak
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Old 10-16-2012, 12:34 PM   #38027
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Wiper, want to accompany me to Columbus in late November?
I mean, I don't want you to think they I don't want to go with YOU, it's just that there's no chance I'm going to watch that game in Columbus.

hell I've said I probably wouldnt take free tickets against ohio in ann arbor. I get too worked up to be around ransoms for that game.
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Old 10-16-2012, 12:45 PM   #38028
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fig guy back at it in politards

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=2295
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Old 10-16-2012, 12:56 PM   #38029
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Please don't link to politards forum posts ever. It's like saying hey I've got the herp dripping off my caulk come have a taste.
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Old 10-16-2012, 12:57 PM   #38030
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old bags,

fall break in t minus 9 hours. do you guys get a fall break at your full time jobs?

love you all & autumn,

young buck
So you get time off when someone else tells you, whereas I get time off whenever I want, for however long I want. Sick brag though!
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Old 10-16-2012, 12:58 PM   #38031
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you're the man now tup
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Old 10-16-2012, 01:24 PM   #38032
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if that jokes got you rustled check out the work the next guy is doing
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Old 10-16-2012, 01:29 PM   #38033
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it's only trolling if it isn't true
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Old 10-16-2012, 03:08 PM   #38034
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I went to a Wal Mart in Grand Rapids and walked past their assortment of college gear. They had a bunch of different hats for three schools: Michigan, Michigan State and ....... Pedo State.

WTF.
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Old 10-16-2012, 06:47 PM   #38035
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did it actually say "Pedo State?"
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Old 10-16-2012, 06:48 PM   #38036
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hey fig guy/everyone-


is wearing blackface offensive/racist?
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Old 10-16-2012, 07:11 PM   #38037
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The situations in which it can be done without racist implications are rare enough that I wouldn't make it part of my Halloween costume if I were you, if that's what you're asking
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Old 10-16-2012, 07:23 PM   #38038
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theres some other options. im going as james holmes this year
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Old 10-16-2012, 07:29 PM   #38039
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If I wasn't already going as Werewolf Bar Mitzvah I'd be going as Clint Eastwood
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Old 10-16-2012, 07:29 PM   #38040
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wasnt asking for halloween, some friends were having an argument about it and just want a general opinion
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Old 10-16-2012, 07:36 PM   #38041
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Old 10-16-2012, 07:36 PM   #38042
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Is saying ****** racist/offensive?

Last edited by Pudge714; 10-16-2012 at 07:37 PM. Reason: note that the person who is saying it is not racist.
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Old 10-16-2012, 07:37 PM   #38043
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well at least he saved a couple bucks but not having to purchase a long tie
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Old 10-16-2012, 07:39 PM   #38044
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Dids fighting stories:

In 5th grade my best friend and I got into a fight before school and I won by hitting him in the head with a GI Joe lunch box.

Freshman year of HS a tiny Mexican kid who would show off the decks he'd stolen out of cars from the school parking lot took exception to being blocked in a game of PE flag football and punched me in the face, it didn't hurt and I guess I saw more power in no-selling it than fighting back so I did and he never bothered me again.

Sophomore year a guy was messing with me in gym and I grabbed the back of his head and slammed his forehead into the bleachers in full view of my classmates and gym teacher. He tried to play it off like it didn't hurt, but he couldn't walk straight after. The gym teacher was this old crusty football/wrestling coach who just boys will be boys-ed/that guy had it coming-ed it and did/said nothing. (and I guess he probably did)

In 2005 my couch totally taunted me after it became clear I couldn't beat 3/6 full with the same style I used to crush 2/4 6 max and I kicked the ever loving **** out of it and hurt my knee. The couch was declared the winner by forfeit.
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Old 10-16-2012, 07:52 PM   #38045
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7th grade a kid was quietly asking me for answers on a science test. i kept telling him **** off. finally the teacher came over and took both of our tests, kid goes, 'it was all wiper, he was asking me for answers!'

wtf.

so i got an F on the test, and as soon as we got out of the room he said, 'hey man, i'm sorry my mom would kill me though, you'll be okay though...' to which i replied, 'when we get off the bus this afternoon i'm whooping your ass'.

bus gets to the corner where we get off and like 5 or 6 of our friends got off (not normally their stop) and i'm ready to go, he wouldn't get off the bus and was crying to the busdriver that i was gonna beat him up but she made him get off anyway.

i got in his face, 'why'd you lie on me?? that **** was you! fu'. he put all his stuff down and i took that as a sign he was gonna fight so i hit him 2 or 3 times in the face.

he goes, 'WHOA WHOOOOOOA! STOP why does everyone have to fight when they have problems? why can't they solve it a different way??'

he then grabs his trumpet case, turns it on its side so it was tall, got down onto his knees and says, 'see here, we can arm wrestle instead!'

at that point in my life, well okay maybe even still now since i'm thinking about it, it was the funniest thing that has ever happened to me. couldn't even be mad.

hell, like literally 1 minute after it happened, we're all still laughing and he runs right over to my mom and says, 'he hit me he hit me!' and i said, 'mom *giggle* he lied and made me fail my science test so *snicker* i did hit him BUT THEN HE PUT HIS TRUMPET CASE DOWN AND WANTED TO ARM WRESTLE INSTEAD! *dies of laughter with friends*

gotta admit, he was bigger than me and i wasn't really big yet in 7th grade and he took a couple punches to his face better than i thought he would so it might have gotten interesting if his fight instinct kicked in.
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Old 10-16-2012, 07:55 PM   #38046
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i remember my mom being horrified with everything (the test, me hitting him) but when i told my dad the whole story i could tell he wanted to laugh at the arm-wrestling.

def gonna ask him if he remembers and how hard it was not to laugh when they were still scolding me.
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Old 10-16-2012, 08:03 PM   #38047
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wasnt asking for halloween, some friends were having an argument about it and just want a general opinion
the general guideline is if you wouldn't be comfortable doing it at a black person's house/in front of a black person, then it's probably offensive/racist
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Old 10-16-2012, 08:08 PM   #38048
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The few spots where it isn't racist still probably aren't worth it because even in those people won't get it. At best it will come off as a transparent attempt to be edgy even if that's not your intent.
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Old 10-16-2012, 08:16 PM   #38049
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Sophomore year a guy was messing with me in gym and I grabbed the back of his head and slammed his forehead into the bleachers in full view of my classmates and gym teacher. He tried to play it off like it didn't hurt, but he couldn't walk straight after. The gym teacher was this old crusty football/wrestling coach who just boys will be boys-ed/that guy had it coming-ed it and did/said nothing. (and I guess he probably did)
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Old 10-16-2012, 08:34 PM   #38050
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Had a badass over here. We all get one moment, right? Post being 14 my life has been a long series of decidedly non badass moments unless you're impressed by well written emails and multicolored spreadsheets. Also I won a couple bowling trophies.
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