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Sometimes you gotta just get into a fight. I've been in my share of them. I don't think there's anything wrong with it - it's just defending yourself. It's another thing to initiate a fight over nothing...

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10-15-2012 , 10:56 PM

#38002

TheDean1

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I've been in a fight once. Was drunk at a bar in an incredibly negative mood. Some guy bumps into me and gives a disapproving look, I ask him if he has a ****ing problem and before I know it I am trying to slam his head into the wall. It was quickly broken up though, and all I had to show for it was a bruised ear + ripped jacket.

When I'm only normal drunk and face confrontation, all I can think about is how getting in the face will probably hurt and how I'll probably end up ruining my clothes and err on the side of quietly slinking away.

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10-15-2012 , 11:14 PM

#38003

Phildo

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now i want to see wiper fight bobbo.

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10-15-2012 , 11:24 PM

#38004

diddy!

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haven't been in a fight since like 13. that was the only one. we fought to a draw and then got broken up because i picked up a big ass limb and was about to whomp him with it.

really can't fathom getting in a fight now outside my girl getting groped while out for drinks right now. well, my sister is a pretty mouthy bitch, i could see her starting something with some randoms.

edit: was goign to say we needed a change from Workout Stories to Fight Club or Fighting Stories, but mods be pullin their weight in here.

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10-15-2012 , 11:59 PM

#38005

Pudge714

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Originally Posted by Franchise 60

Fighting is super ******ed but it is pretty weird to have never thrown a punch or been involved in a fight your entire life imo.

This. Also that whole Kelly Lynch interview is pretty amazing.

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10-16-2012 , 12:34 AM

#38006

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

so like 99% of the fights between random drunk people?

i could have used an appearance from CLEVELAND BUS DRIVER delivering a shut the **** uppercut

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Originally Posted by Noze

Pfff, Cleveland Bus Driver couldn't even knock that yappy bitch out

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

have you ever tried to punch out a crazy black woman before?

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Originally Posted by Noze

I have not, but I am not surprised that you probably have

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10-16-2012 , 12:45 AM

#38007

StoppedRainingMen

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Originally Posted by Franchise 60

btw, is there a cooler human being than Bill Murray?

lol this is incredible

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10-16-2012 , 12:53 AM

#38008

jmill

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That Bill Murray story is awesome. Murray and Robin Williams both seem like they've kept their sense of humor as they've gotten older. Chevy Chase, not so much.

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10-16-2012 , 12:56 AM

#38009

Phildo

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http://www.billmurraystory.com/tag/n...r-believe-you/

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10-16-2012 , 01:09 AM

#38010

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Originally Posted by jmill

That Bill Murray story is awesome. Murray and Robin Williams both seem like they've kept their sense of humor as they've gotten older. Chevy Chase, not so much.

in reading about the early days of SNL, i don't think chevy chase ever had an offstage sense of humor.

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10-16-2012 , 01:10 AM

#38011

tuq

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Robin Williams is painfully unfunny, he didn't have anything to lose besides a really expensive coke habit.

Bill Murray on the other hand is awesome per that story but not sure what to make of Phildo's link.

Met Bryan Doyle Murray a couple of years ago at a restaurant during spring training. He introduced himself like I wouldn't know who he was. Actually my first thought was "that's the guy from Groundhog Day" but obviously that's doing his immense body of work a bit of a disservice. Super friendly guy.

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10-16-2012 , 01:17 AM

#38012

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...into-fact.html

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10-16-2012 , 01:17 AM

#38013

jmill

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Originally Posted by tuq

It's more just that I'm amazed at the amount of energy he has whenever I see him doing an interview, for someone who's 61 now. Seems like he enjoys life stilll, as opposed to some guys, who seem burnt out and miserable.

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Originally Posted by Triumph36

in reading about the early days of SNL, i don't think chevy chase ever had an offstage sense of humor.

Yea, seeing the way he comes across now, it wouldn't surprise me if he was always a little like that.

Will always love this clip though

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10-16-2012 , 01:33 AM

#38014

PocketChads

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To tie in the fighting with Brian Doyle Murray and with Caddyshack:

What's that sign say?

No bare feet!

What's THAT sign say?

No fighting.

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10-16-2012 , 01:33 AM

#38015

Rei Ayanami

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gif.gif

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10-16-2012 , 01:33 AM

#38016

PocketChads

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You, pick up that blood.

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10-16-2012 , 01:34 AM

#38017

jmill

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Thank you very little.

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10-16-2012 , 01:36 AM

#38018

Dudd

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Originally Posted by BobboFitos

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...into-fact.html

They must have found the ugliest 22 year old in Norway if she was surprised that Bill Murray would accept an invitation to party with her

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10-16-2012 , 08:54 AM

#38019

ikestoys

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Originally Posted by BobboFitos

Sometimes.... but the vast majority of the time it's fairly easy to give way to the ****** and avoid the fight.

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10-16-2012 , 09:44 AM

#38020

BobboFitos

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Originally Posted by ikestoys

Sometimes.... but the vast majority of the time it's fairly easy to give way to the ****** and avoid the fight.

talking about a once every few years, at most, type thing. hardly the brawler type. but rather, if you're late 20s, probably about ~4. dunno, that seems relatively normal to me and OK

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10-16-2012 , 09:57 AM

#38021

wiper

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bobbo, I'd guess that ~50% of the fights I've seen (and 1 or 2 that I've been in) happened on a basketball court.

confirm/deny?

also, more than half have been with friends over stupid ****. waay more likely than a random in my experience.

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10-16-2012 , 10:14 AM

#38022

BobboFitos

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Originally Posted by wiper

confirm/confirm

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10-16-2012 , 11:09 AM

#38023

Eltbus

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old bags,

fall break in t minus 9 hours. do you guys get a fall break at your full time jobs?

love you all & autumn,

young buck

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10-16-2012 , 11:17 AM

#38024

diddy!

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i did when my full-time job was at a college. right now every day is fall break though.

currently pissed off at fall break because it means the buses are running on a reduced schedule, which means that i have to walk to meet my gf for qdoba taco tuesday