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10-15-2012 , 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by wiper
lotta grabbing and grappling and whatever.
so like 99% of the fights between random drunk people?

i could have used an appearance from CLEVELAND BUS DRIVER delivering a shut the **** uppercut
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10-15-2012 , 09:06 PM
Pfff, Cleveland Bus Driver couldn't even knock that yappy bitch out
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10-15-2012 , 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Noze
You a fighter, wiper?
i was, yeah.

20 or so. maybe 12-15 1 on 1's (but again, i'm not trying to come off as "a fighter", that's from ages 12-20 or whatever) and another 4-5 more where it was 5+ (one i def remember was like 8 on like 12).

i'm old and out of shape. i'm not at all saying i wouldn't get 1-punched at this point. i'm only saying that i know what it is to get beat up, and it isn't as bad as people who don't fight think it is. especially in a public place with (like that video had) at least 10 people standing around.

i used to box. my grandfather was a boxer then a referee. he had me in his little gym boxing when i was 6. and i've been hit enough times as a high-schooler that i wouldn't be at all afraid to join into a ruckus at 33. my biggest worry would be getting arrested, but in that spot where they attacked me and my friends (and my wife), i would fight back.

that's the biggest thing to me at this point in my life, i'm a teacher. being in the newspaper for assault or disorderly or drunk in public would be my biggest worry.

blah blah blah internet tough guy. i know. i'm 6'2" 255lbs, odds are decent that if/when the cops came i'd be the one they grab. that spot is the one i'm worried about, not fighting with only my brother vs 4 guys.
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10-15-2012 , 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Noze
Pfff, Cleveland Bus Driver couldn't even knock that yappy bitch out
have you ever tried to punch out a crazy black woman before?
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10-15-2012 , 09:09 PM
I have not, but I am not surprised that you probably have
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10-15-2012 , 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
so like 99% of the fights between random drunk people?
dkgo, that's kinda what i'm saying. i know that i know how to throw 5-6 punch combos in a fight while also getting swung at. most don't.

you'd be pretty surpised how many people get aggressive then come at you with their arms out not thinking the person in front of them will throw straight punches at their nose.

i should stop, i see where this is heading....'lolwiper internet tough guy lolwiper'...

sorry. but again, i'm just sayin'.

Last edited by wiper; 10-15-2012 at 09:28 PM.
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10-15-2012 , 09:12 PM
lol at getting in fights pretty much ever
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10-15-2012 , 09:14 PM
ive never been in a fight. the only time close was when some completely wasted guy walked up to a group i was hanging with on the street. he talked some drunk **** then tried to kiss one of the other guys in our group and got thrown to the ground and then i kicked him a couple times
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10-15-2012 , 09:16 PM
Was he black?
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10-15-2012 , 09:17 PM
no if he was he could have fought better
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10-15-2012 , 09:22 PM
29 years old, never thrown a punch
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10-15-2012 , 09:24 PM
example(s): watch 56 blue come in. if he's trying to fight, those are some weak ass punches. then look at 21 red try to fight him off....neither one of them was ever committed to fighting, if they were both of them had kill shots (hell, they had 2 seconds which shoulda been at least 2 kill shots each) and i'm assuming that because they were punching at all, they've both been in fights. but neither were in fights where they've ever been really worried about if they lost, they might wake up in the hospital. or both would have really taken their shots trying to end the threat.

you wanna know who the fighter in that group is? red 85. he threw punches moving backwards at the start, but then about :05 he was throwing 'KO THIS GUY' punches by :07. then he pushed him up against the bus and again was looking to end the altercation (and the threat to himself).

just LOL at red 52 with the black hoodie at like :14 when the girls started fighting.

in the end, they are were pretty content with it ending. again, i realize i'm that internet guy now, but once that adrenaline starts going, it's hard to shut it off.
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10-15-2012 , 09:26 PM
Wiper word bombs itt
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10-15-2012 , 09:26 PM
I got Wiper top 5 in a SE street fight draft
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10-15-2012 , 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Riverman
29 years old, never thrown a punch
i'm pretty anti-fighting now, and i'm pretty sure i'll go my next 29 w/o throwing one.
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10-15-2012 , 09:30 PM
Wiper how does your tiny wife deal with 255 lbs of MAN?
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10-15-2012 , 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ShimmyBasis
I got Wiper top 5 in a SE street fight draft
Drunk wiper vs. drunk Needle vs. <NHL Thread's choice of Canadian roughneck>
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10-15-2012 , 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by ShimmyBasis
I got Wiper top 5 in a SE street fight draft
nah.

there have to be people that are either still in that fight at a drop of a dime mindstate, or people that i'd get tired with. ****. fighitng hard for 30 seconds while someone else is putting in that same effort is probably heart attack territory for me now.
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10-15-2012 , 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Noze
Wiper how does your tiny wife deal with 255 lbs of MAN?
she's only seen me mad enough to fight a handful of times in the last 8 years.

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Originally Posted by Zimmer4141
Drunk wiper vs. drunk Needle vs. <NHL Thread's choice of Canadian roughneck>
me and needle would both give each other that bright light flash, then tire out and start drinking probably.
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10-15-2012 , 09:54 PM
Fighting is super ******ed but it is pretty weird to have never thrown a punch or been involved in a fight your entire life imo.
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10-15-2012 , 09:56 PM
btw, is there a cooler human being than Bill Murray?

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By the way, speaking of Bill Murray, every time Road House is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV—and they’re always watching TV—one of them calls my husband and says [In a reasonable approximation of Carl Spackler], “Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. They’re doing it. He’s throwing her against the rocks.” [Away from the receiver.] What? Oh, my God. Mitch was just walking out the door to the set, and he said that Bill once called him from Russia.

AVC: Sorry, not to dwell on this, but you said that Bill Murray “or one of his idiot brothers” will call. Which brothers are we talking about?

KL: All of them! Joel has called; Brian Doyle has called. They will all call! Any and all of them!

AVC: This was already an awesome story, but now it’s even better.

KL: I know, right? I dread it. If I know it’s coming on—and I can tell when it’s coming on, because it blows up on Twitter when it is—I’m just like, “Oh, my God…” And God help me when AMC’s doing their Road House marathon, because I know the phone is just going to keep ringing. It doesn’t matter if it’s 2 or 3 in morning. “Hi, Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now…”
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10-15-2012 , 09:56 PM
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10-15-2012 , 09:57 PM
ignored that b/c i guess i do know people that haven't. it's just my oldest friends well, they definitely have. but yeah, does seem weird that 29-year old hasn't ever thrown a punch. obv defends heavily on your friends growing up.

if free money never got into a spot where he had to fight, good for him. because i feel like the fact that i HAVE has made it a lot easier over the years.

that said, i gotta go to bed. THAT said, i really do think i'd talking my way out of any fight (except over fam members, wife, brother, mom, dad, nephews/nieces, etc.) because fighting over stupid **** is dumb.
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10-15-2012 , 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Needle77
1. Dogs
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10-15-2012 , 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Noze
lol at getting in fights pretty much ever
this
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