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Old 10-09-2012, 09:46 PM   #37426
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100ppp
Unzip > Unbutton
Sit to wipe > Stand
Radiohead > DMB
13.1 > 26.2
Flat > Drum
Bleu Cheese > Ranch

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Old 10-09-2012, 09:46 PM   #37427
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The Ticket Oak commercials are so creepy
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:48 PM   #37428
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13.1 > 26.2
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:48 PM   #37429
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lolshaft88 imo
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:48 PM   #37430
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can computer programs have sex?
you got me. i was actually jerking off to buster's fangraphs page in public.
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:49 PM   #37431
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you got me. i was actually jerking off to buster's fangraphs page in public.
can computer programs jerk off?
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:51 PM   #37432
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The Ticket Oak commercials are so creepy
i feel like i've heard somebody else say this before but i think they're hilarious
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:52 PM   #37433
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can computer programs jerk off?
for loops ftw
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:00 PM   #37434
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false
I'm not a runner but I'm pretty sure the point where you **** your pants uncontrollably, your nipples fall off and your heart explodes is between 13.1 and 26.2.
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:01 PM   #37435
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for loops ftw
i say it with love!

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i feel like i've heard somebody else say this before but i think they're hilarious


they're so ****ing stupid yet i laugh
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:03 PM   #37436
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he's got a kid and ****
Some people do have sex before 30 karak
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:03 PM   #37437
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I enjoy this commercial.

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Old 10-09-2012, 10:04 PM   #37438
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weird, i always thought franchise was in his 20s
Yeah this, F60 is way too adept at gifs to be an old guy
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:04 PM   #37439
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Interesting question: has anyone had sex through the hole of their underwear.
uh ldo

The dick slat is there for a reason. **** taking my draws off in the morning
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:05 PM   #37440
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'Chise,

You gotta be gentle with Karak. You should know what it was like growing up for him around all those Amish people better than most.
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:06 PM   #37441
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Yeah this, F60 is way too adept at gifs to be an old guy
That's what I love about these gifs, man. I keep getting older and they stay the same age.
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:08 PM   #37442
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I'm not a runner but I'm pretty sure the point where you **** your pants uncontrollably, your nipples fall off and your heart explodes is between 13.1 and 26.2.
fair

i was making an awful joke about 13.1 being in fact a smaller number than 26.2
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:08 PM   #37443
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Interesting question: has anyone had sex through the hole of their underwear.
Mormons?
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uh ldo

The dick slat is there for a reason. **** taking my draws off in the morning
**** putting 'em back on afterward the night before, yo
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:16 PM   #37444
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**** putting 'em back on afterward the night before, yo
fair point, but it's hard to justify washing your sheets once every three months when you sleep naked
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:23 PM   #37445
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:35 PM   #37446
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public and parents are upstairs sex.
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:36 PM   #37447
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public and parents are upstairs sex.
Man, I really miss "Parents are downstairs sex".
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:37 PM   #37448
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Workout Stories

Etats **** list:
-Radiohead
-50ppp
-Heineken
-POG/politards
-Papa John's
-Flats/Ranch
-Unbuttoners
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Old 10-09-2012, 11:11 PM   #37449
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Interesting question: has anyone had sex through the hole of their underwear.
Yes. As someone said it is good for public sex or sex in a place where you might need to get dressed quickly (ex: bathroom at a friend's house). I've done it during regular sex as well when things heated up quicker than I was expecting. Not sure if it is related but I also kinda prefer sex with the girls underwear still on. Can cause some chafing, but if done properly, I just find it sexier for some reason. Butterfly thongs are the nuts in this regard.

Qualifications to my answers:
I use 100 p/p
I am an unbuttoner, when not engaging in my well-known propensity to piss sitting down.
I wipe sitting down.
I am saddened that this thread turned into OOT-South
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Old 10-09-2012, 11:50 PM   #37450
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**** yeah sex through the boxers slit is the only way to have car sex in a food lion parking lot at 6PM on a saturday


also you should basically never tuck your shirt in to jeans. the only possible way that this should be acceptable is if you are the foreman of a construction site. any other situation if you have to have a shirt tucked in you should wear some ****ing slacks or dress pants or whatever.
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