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Old 10-09-2012, 08:38 PM   #37401
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I mean, I think I had some button-fly jeans when I was a kid all those years ago, but then I hit 8 and wore pants like a normal adult.
wait so you're one of those Hәnr¥esque clowns that thinks adults should not wear jeans and/or t-shirts?
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Old 10-09-2012, 08:45 PM   #37402
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I believe in gym shorts and T-shirts.
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Old 10-09-2012, 08:45 PM   #37403
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wear sweatpants and just pull down is obv the best move
wear shorts and pull up obv
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Old 10-09-2012, 08:47 PM   #37404
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I believe in gym shorts and T-shirts.
i shoulda been a gym teacher.

nike dri-fit shorts and a dri-fit tshirt and i'd be sooo much better at work.

i just don't see why i shouldn't be comfortable.
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Old 10-09-2012, 08:49 PM   #37405
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i just don't see why i shouldn't be comfortable.
probably the same thing jerry sandusky said
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Old 10-09-2012, 08:57 PM   #37406
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i shoulda been a gym teacher.

nike dri-fit shorts and a dri-fit tshirt and i'd be sooo much better at work.

i just don't see why i shouldn't be comfortable.
I wear khakis and a team polo everyday. It's not quite as comfortable as gym teachers but its not bad at all. I get the shirt and tie people...but its just not me. That and I'm very active while teaching, shirt and tie doesn't work for me.
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Old 10-09-2012, 08:58 PM   #37407
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I don't understand the point of button flies. They offer zero benefits over a zipper, and it's the most annoying thing in the world when you really, really have to take a piss, it's the longest 5 seconds of your life
Testify!!!

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wait so you're one of those Hәnr¥esque clowns that thinks adults should not wear jeans and/or t-shirts?
No, I wear them all the time, and in the eyes of the law I'm an adult. What I cannot condone is a button fly.

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probably the same thing jerry sandusky said
Hey now, Wiper doesn't molest kids. I feel very comfortable saying, though, that if you rifled through Sandusky's closet you'd find plenty of button fly jeans.
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:03 PM   #37408
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sandusky was def 100% zipper fly pants, no way did he have enough swag to rock button flies
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:05 PM   #37409
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I wear khakis and a team polo everyday. It's not quite as comfortable as gym teachers but its not bad at all. I get the shirt and tie people...but its just not me. That and I'm very active while teaching, shirt and tie doesn't work for me.
i'd be great with khakis and polos daily. that's what i want. it's the fact that i'm forced to where a tie when like you said, i'm ****ing busy during the day. i'm not sitting at a computer, i'm teaching adhd kids and it's just more comfortable to do that in a dri-fit polo or whatever...
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:13 PM   #37410
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"Do you want to take off your pajama bottoms?"

"Actually....I'd feel more comfortable if I just pulled my penis through this hole."
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:15 PM   #37411
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"Do you want to take off your pajama bottoms?"

"Actually....I'd feel more comfortable if I just pulled my penis through this hole."
This likely confirms that unbuttoning is the alpha thing to do.
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:15 PM   #37412
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Interesting question: has anyone had sex through the hole of their underwear.
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:19 PM   #37413
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Interesting question: has anyone had sex through the hole of their underwear.
Isn't this the pro move if you're having sex in public?

Spoiler:
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:20 PM   #37414
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Who the hell is tucking in most of their shirts into jeans?
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:23 PM   #37415
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Even this guy doesn't tuck (shirts into jeans, at least):

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Old 10-09-2012, 09:23 PM   #37416
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Isn't this the pro move if you're having sex in public?

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Kenneth, what say you?
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:24 PM   #37417
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Isn't this the pro move if you're having sex in public?

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yeah i've had sex through the flap once and that was the situation
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:25 PM   #37418
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i'm pretty sure it's always a beta move
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:30 PM   #37419
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You know you board too hard when you worry about a 25 second time limit when you have to respond to a bunch of emails in a row
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:32 PM   #37420
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Interesting question: has anyone had sex through the hole of their underwear.
No but I have sex with your mom so much, we installed a hole in her underwear for ease of access
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:35 PM   #37421
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ive honestly thought you were 34+ until this post
me too. i asked because he sounded so withered.

i almost have 2k posts and just about all of them have 0 content. sup?
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:38 PM   #37422
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weird, i always thought franchise was in his 20s
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:39 PM   #37423
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he's got a kid and ****
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:40 PM   #37424
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Greears got like 8, and I have him pegged for 15. Pimps gonna pimp
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:45 PM   #37425
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yeah i've had sex through the flap once and that was the situation
can computer programs have sex?
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