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Old 10-09-2012, 04:07 PM   #37276
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The slat is an unmanageable complication to them; they clearly avoid dealing with it at all costs.
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:07 PM   #37277
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you absolutely pull your respected underwear below your shaft. obviously pull down the front.
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:08 PM   #37278
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:10 PM   #37279
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wear sweatpants and just pull down is obv the best move
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:11 PM   #37280
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If you have a really small dick then I guess it makes sense to try to show the least possible.
does your dick have the circumference of a tuna can os?
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:12 PM   #37281
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I think the real hidden upside of unbuttoning is that it's easy to also whip out your balls and give them some air to breathe.
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:13 PM   #37282
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unbuttoners obv like to feel as exposed as possible when in close proximity to other men
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:15 PM   #37283
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does your dick have the circumference of a tuna can os?
I don't eat tuna so I wouldn't know, but I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty ****ing big.
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:15 PM   #37284
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Just took a whiz the pro way. I remain undefeated lifetime vs. zipper.
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:16 PM   #37285
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I don't eat tuna so I wouldn't know, but I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty ****ing big.
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:17 PM   #37286
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Just took a whiz the pro way. I remain undefeated lifetime vs. zipper.
ITT people use a Venus Fly Trap for a zipper
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:23 PM   #37287
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Like half my pairs of boxer briefs are not well designed to go through the gate, so over the fence is my default.

Clark,
I watch The Daily Show regularly. it does a horrible job of keeping you informed or giving you accurate information. It keeps you informed in the same way scanning newspaper headlines does.
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:24 PM   #37288
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hint,

you can over the fence without unbuttoning
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:24 PM   #37289
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i tried sticking it through ~10 minutes ago and i was laughing while i peed because it just looked so odd to me.
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:27 PM   #37290
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wear sweatpants and just pull down is obv the best move
If it doesn't have an elastic waistband, I'm not interested in wearing it
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:27 PM   #37291
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Gives you reps for the glory hole IMO
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:28 PM   #37292
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Also,

How the **** is it that everytime there's a stupid OOT topic someone is like "hey lol at this topic" and then we end up spending a bunch of pages talking about that.

Jesus, I would post THERE if I gave a **** how other men whipped their dicks out. Are people's minds still really blown every time they find out other people perform some mundane task differently than they do?
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:29 PM   #37293
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It's because I'm afraid of opening that thread and tilting so I'd rather make fun of people from here.
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:32 PM   #37294
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Also,

How the **** is it that everytime there's a stupid OOT topic someone is like "hey lol at this topic" and then we end up spending a bunch of pages talking about that.

Jesus, I would post THERE if I gave a **** how other men whipped their dicks out. Are people's minds still really blown every time they find out other people perform some mundane task differently than they do?
That is essentially OOT. Occasionally Henry turns up and people's minds are blown even more.
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:32 PM   #37295
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Also,

How the **** is it that everytime there's a stupid OOT topic someone is like "hey lol at this topic" and then we end up spending a bunch of pages talking about that.
its not the topics which make OOT bad,

it's the OOTers
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:33 PM   #37296
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its not the topics which make OOT bad,

it's the OOTers
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:35 PM   #37297
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its not the topics which make OOT bad,

it's the OOTers
After this page I feel pretty comfortable saying that this is a bad topic
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:37 PM   #37298
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the only thing that blows my mind is that theres 6 pages of arguing
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:40 PM   #37299
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you absolutely pull your respected underwear below your shaft. obviously pull down the front.
Jesus titty****ing christ. What are you?
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:41 PM   #37300
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