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Old 10-09-2012, 03:01 PM   #37251
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Let's put it this way, if i could only have one news source, and no other, for an unbiased reporting of facts in the US it would be the bbc. If I could pick a second, it would be The Daily Show.
PBS newshour tho

morning joe on MSNBC is also solid.
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:18 PM   #37252
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140 people have voted for unbuttoning their pants while taking a piss, and 127 people have voted for not unbuttoning -- just unzipping and pulling through.


each side thinks the other is crazy. 6 pages of arguing back and forth about which is faster, more efficient, safer, etc.
sounds like I'm really missing out then
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:30 PM   #37253
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why did Rei Ayanami start a new account? i never understood why people did that. besides those who couldn't access their old email obviously but i don't think he had that problem. or you're known for being a dolt but i don't think he had that problem either
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:36 PM   #37254
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140 people have voted for unbuttoning their pants while taking a piss
jfc, why would anyone admit to this much less do it.
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:39 PM   #37255
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Wait, people don't unbutton? Wtf, you actually use that underwear slat thingy?
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:40 PM   #37256
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jfc, why would anyone admit to this much less do it.
Why would you put your penis between a zipper

Evolution will take care of the heretics
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:40 PM   #37257
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Wait, people don't unbutton? Wtf, you actually use that underwear slat thingy?
No we just stand in front of the urinal and piss ourselves.
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:40 PM   #37258
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lol krayz
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:41 PM   #37259
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i had the same reactions as krayz on the subject matter

i would have assumed that at least 90% of the population unbuttons
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:46 PM   #37260
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lol at unbuttoning your pants to use a urinal
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:47 PM   #37261
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why did Rei Ayanami start a new account? i never understood why people did that. besides those who couldn't access their old email obviously but i don't think he had that problem. or you're known for being a dolt but i don't think he had that problem either
It involves having to use someone else's computer for a bit. That lasted about a week, but I haven't switched back because I like the name.
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:47 PM   #37262
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there has to be a high correlation between unbuttoners and standing wipers
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:47 PM   #37263
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I would know more about these things if I watched other men pee. Time to reform my ways
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:49 PM   #37264
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there has to be a high correlation between unbuttoners and standing wipers
or sitting pissers. lol @ humanity.
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:49 PM   #37265
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If you have a really small dick then I guess it makes sense to try to show the least possible.
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:50 PM   #37266
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was that OOT thread the first time that the idea of not unbuttoning was introduced to you

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Old 10-09-2012, 03:51 PM   #37267
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I get that people stereotype me as a hipster, but jfc, this music couldn't be further of my wheelhouse and I like a lot of poppy indie rock andfemale singer/songwriter stuff. If I ever want to skip in a park by myself I will be sure to have this song locked and loaded.
it says something about this forum that we're the representatives for 'people who could like that song'

people need to revisit the steve albini bbv4l AMA and the million randoms who streamed in to ask him about tracks he produced 13 years ago, there's your audience for that
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:54 PM   #37268
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Who unbuttons. Jesus Christ do you guys go pants and underwear to the ground too.
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:55 PM   #37269
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It involves having to use someone else's computer for a bit. That lasted about a week, but I haven't switched back because I like the name.


lol@pulling your dick through two different slats. just unreal.
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:56 PM   #37270
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Who unbuttons. Jesus Christ do you guys go pants and underwear to the ground too.
SERIOUSLY WTF IS THE MATTER WITH PEOPLE.

I just looked at some of the voters and even El Diablo voted with the unbutton group. Hopefully his account was hacked.
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:58 PM   #37271
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:59 PM   #37272
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your pants don't fall to the ground. the belt/unbutton is one fluent motion and the pants/shorts friggin' sit on your hips. you people actually unzip yourselves and shovel your **** out the front of your pants. we are the weird ones?

nooooooooooooooo we've taken it to this thread now.
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:59 PM   #37273
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lol@pulling your dick through two different slats. just unreal.
If that's so complicated for you then put on an adult diaper and stay in bed all day just to be safe because life can get a lot more tricky outside of the bathroom.
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:02 PM   #37274
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your pants don't fall to the ground. the belt/unbutton is one fluent motion and the pants/shorts friggin' sit on your hips. you people actually unzip yourselves and shovel your **** out the front of your pants. we are the weird ones?

nooooooooooooooo we've taken it to this thread now.
haha you know you wanted for it to happen

i think it is interesting how PASSIONATE each side feels about theirs being right. like the thought of having to navigate my shaft through two slats seems overwhelmingly tedious and i'm really surprised that people feel strongly that it is the correct way to go about things. i actually tried this method a few months ago to make sure i wasn't missing out, and it felt awkward as hell to me.
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:05 PM   #37275
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Workout Stories

The concept of unbuttoning is so strange to me.

People who unbutton: Do you pull the underpants and pants below the shaft, or do you poke through the underpants slat?
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