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Old 10-04-2012, 02:09 PM   #36951
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Old 10-04-2012, 02:42 PM   #36952
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The Butt Chuggers is much better, or simply Butt Chug

I'm all in w/ The Vodka Tampons tho
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Old 10-04-2012, 02:47 PM   #36953
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The lawyer not opting for something like "rectally ingesting alcohol" and just saying butt chugging still gets me. He and Lawyerin' Joe probably golf together.
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Old 10-04-2012, 02:53 PM   #36954
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Old 10-04-2012, 04:42 PM   #36955
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so my parents sold one of the cars they have to a guy and it turns out he raped a 15 yo girl like 12 years ago. the car is a black audi with tinted windows. ruh roh underage girls in the hilton head area?
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Old 10-04-2012, 05:22 PM   #36956
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so inbetween spraying clean my entire room during the Great Lice Plague of 2012...

i have a dry erase board i hang outside my classroom with a quote or a stat or drawing or something every day, and today i put "presidential debate scoreboard: romney 1, obama 0'.

the principal told me that there were 3 teachers that came to him separately saying that it was a) and i quote, "anti-president obama", and b) "force-feeding the kids".

lol teachers.

p.s. for the record, and to his credit, he didn't ask me to erase it. maybe tomorrow i'll put before and after pinny prices hahaha
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Old 10-04-2012, 05:23 PM   #36957
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i'm not trying to start a politics discussion because lolpolitics, but i thought it hilarious that anyone alive who watched that debate last night could find the moxie to "tell on me" for that ****.

carry on.
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Old 10-04-2012, 05:28 PM   #36958
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he said meow many times during it as well! it's like super troopers!
can't wait to show my wife this...well done on his part.

not quite wes welker 'feet' level interview, but for a super troopers fan it was well done.
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Old 10-04-2012, 05:53 PM   #36959
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so inbetween spraying clean my entire room during the Great Lice Plague of 2012...

i have a dry erase board i hang outside my classroom with a quote or a stat or drawing or something every day, and today i put "presidential debate scoreboard: romney 1, obama 0'.

the principal told me that there were 3 teachers that came to him separately saying that it was a) and i quote, "anti-president obama", and b) "force-feeding the kids".

lol teachers.

p.s. for the record, and to his credit, he didn't ask me to erase it. maybe tomorrow i'll put before and after pinny prices hahaha
they had a right to complain, politics should not be discussed or addressed in public schools in any way except for during government class.
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Old 10-04-2012, 05:57 PM   #36960
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so my parents sold one of the cars they have to a guy and it turns out he raped a 15 yo girl like 12 years ago. the car is a black audi with tinted windows. ruh roh underage girls in the hilton head area?
thats...really disturbing
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Old 10-04-2012, 06:03 PM   #36961
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Yeah wiper that would probably raise a few eyebrows in just about any school
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Old 10-04-2012, 06:09 PM   #36962
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so my parents sold one of the cars they have to a guy and it turns out he raped a 15 yo girl like 12 years ago. the car is a black audi with tinted windows. ruh roh underage girls in the hilton head area?
How are your parents gonna spend that filthy rape money?

Steelers tickets to complete the circle IMO.
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Old 10-04-2012, 06:54 PM   #36963
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well, i teach government class. and am a registered democrat.

kids in government watched the ****.

you guys may be right, but it's more 'lol 50-something year old women teachers' than anything else IMO
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Old 10-04-2012, 07:02 PM   #36964
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thats...really disturbing
i mean they obviously didnt know at the time. my mom was just bored after she got a document from the car company wrt the sale and randomly googled the guys name.

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How are your parents gonna spend that filthy rape money?

Steelers tickets to complete the circle IMO.
my mom actually is a steelers fan! (from pittsburgh) luckily shes not too serious so she hasnt been exposed to their AIDS
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Old 10-04-2012, 07:11 PM   #36965
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Wiper's school sounds like a super happy fun place.
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Old 10-04-2012, 07:25 PM   #36966
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well, i teach government class. and am a registered democrat.

kids in government watched the ****.

you guys may be right, but it's more 'lol 50-something year old women teachers' than anything else IMO
they prob just furious that MITT wiped the floor with BARRY's face last night.
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Old 10-04-2012, 07:29 PM   #36967
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Blowout in game 4 down 3-0 tho?

/trollface
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Old 10-04-2012, 07:30 PM   #36968
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I think those teachers have caught a glimpse of wiper's wife.
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Old 10-04-2012, 07:37 PM   #36969
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Smart person politard progression:

Age 12-20: liberal
Age 21-25: furious libertarian
Age 26+: fiscal conservative, social liberal
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Old 10-04-2012, 07:37 PM   #36970
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I believe "Politics and Lice" was actually the official motto of the 1848 Whig Party National Convention.
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Old 10-04-2012, 07:38 PM   #36971
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Old 10-04-2012, 07:38 PM   #36972
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they prob just furious that MITT wiped the floor with BARRY's face last night.
haha, that's clearly what it was. the 3 that were the obvious culprits: one has a obama '12 bumper sticker, another went to the obama rally at kent state last week and the third...she's just a fat old *****.

honestly though, workplace is pretty awesome considering how many women i work with. pretty good ratio of hot to not, and i do a pretty good job of staying out of their cat fighting.

also, i understand the 'stay out of influencing young minds' deal. i'm awesome at NOT doing that in government. that's why i didn't really think twice about putting that on the dry erase today. because honestly in my mind, it doesn't matter who wins.
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Old 10-04-2012, 07:41 PM   #36973
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Smart person politard progression:

Age 12-20: lberal
Age 21-25: furious libertarian
Age 26+: fiscal conservative, social liberal
i've spent time explaining that to my students too. we're a, uhhhh....."working class" city (yeah) and 85% democrat. they all hate republicans but can't tell me why.

first week of school i gave a worksheet saying basically 'check which one you believe in' and it was like 50/50. but when i told them to write at the top of the page which one they thought they were, it was 15:2 democrat.

anyway yeah, riverman nailed me basically. i guess you'll just have to take my word when i say that i'm pretty good at not letting my own biases affect class.
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Old 10-04-2012, 07:46 PM   #36974
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Age 26+: fiscal conservative, social liberal
damn, this is expert
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Old 10-04-2012, 07:49 PM   #36975
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