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Originally Posted by Richard Tanner
Only way this post could be any better is if you shared your thoughts on the better start this week: McFadden against PIT or Mathews against ATL?
I've matured past the week-to-week decisions that the fantasy simpletons lose sleep over. You will never see me cheering a two point play that my TE made while eating flats drenched in ranch at BWW, although in my youth I was elbow to elbow with the common FFBer.
I only dabble in the philosophical and religious issues that surround fantasy football nowadays. Should I accept a deal that includes big rape, even though it benefits my team? Will a deity punish me for cheering for a rapist as he gets me those crucial points to lead me to victory over the Georgetown Kara.ks? Or are we living in a world ruled by ancient Norse gods who encourage rape and pillage, thus earning me a spot in Valhalla for all eternity? Is god actually a dog, and is he auto-damning every player for the last 10 years who drafts Vick? Or are we dealing with a traditional Judeo-Christian god, and is CAM the one to be smited for stealing a laptop? After all, thou shalt not steal and whatnot.
These are the questions that I spend all day at a FFB monastery pondering.